Elmwood School - Samara Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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I Fiona Doetsch born June 29 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Well Fifi, you ' ve really done it this time! It ' s been so long since you bounced into that 7S classroom, and yet you ' ve made it through all those years, with a tew breaks in between. Fiona ' s 1 quote on Berlin, B-cards, losing shoes . . . rowing, chem. nerd glasses, those accurate experiments, Wednesdays, Bubbles. Do I look like her? ID anyone? M.O.T.W. (J,M,M.J, J,E,C,G,M), Expert table cleaner . . . Fiona, put that bottle back! , your great aptitude at rose presentation . . . don ' t quit your day job! You ' re actually getting good at writing letters . . . Aw man, my life is so complicated. Apple juice, or a Sweet Marie? Skiing . . . the beach party - nice pants, the French and German we slaved through. Carleton crews, Let ' s crew together. Don ' t fly too high, signs on bathroom doors, black tie din- ners, Arctic Dream. Only You . . . Love always, Vicky Chasey Trixabelle. my favourite food at Elmwood, we actually survived all those science classes together in the front row so much for being able to concentrate by sitting next to you. Thanks for all the good times - water pistols, stomping on loafers, D.C. burping contests, ruined chem. experiements and always being so early for classes just 5 minutes more! Thanks for everything this year, I forgive you for that bus ride but I ' m afraid I can ' t hang around with you anymore - a certain person thinks you ' re a terrible influence! Best of Luck in the future wench: Love Floo. Charlotte Eider born Nov. 26 69; at Elmw ood: grades 11 to 13 Coffeebreaks in the mornig, afternoon, night with Little Kriter. Working at Wim ' s. Fooflevel. La Chevelure. The guy with the shoe! Breakup with N C about convertible P. Demonstrations by ConR at SG. More? N thinks so. Extremes. D V ' s (the oasis) Defan (no direction here.) Stalking the wild asparagus Cescapes to SA, exit left, leaving little Kriter with electronic surveillors. See you in Paris. NJJ. remember Rage, rage against the dying of the light! Anne-Marie Fournier born Nov. 21 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Getting in trouble . . . trouble ad infinitum! Quebec City - Monday - 3 hour d.t. First date fiasco - I ' m so embarrassed . . . foreigners, always foreigners. Speak English or die. Never go out with a guy who ' s prettier than you could ever hope to be. Bubba. It ' s been a mama bad day. Hangin ' out with the guys. Where ' d you get that bruise? Vit-vit-vit-voom. Dizzy blond, Ben George ' s. Watch that wig- gle. Gordie Brown -dancin ' in the dark - Yer name Tracy? Classics book - nice nylons. What a rough Saturday - was that a fire drill, nah? Dance Committee announcements - Respect?!! Oi spazmo! You goomba scuttle butt! Best buddies - Cindy Heidi, let ' s grow old together. Spain - hey cosin - 1 love you! Holy Alaskans . . . geek. Manuel, J. G., Oh Danny boy?! The Bagel Bagel encounter! I love you wench! Bogus maan. I live in the park. Yuk-Yuk ' s- Cindy calm down ' . Righteous dude . . . hey laddio, what up duck? And all the while I think of you . . . Higher and higher . . . that ' s what love is made of . . . t Jothin ' like the great outdoors, nature, smogs. Blondey, legs. Grizzly Adams. IF. Joyous man. Cruising!! Brass monkey - GIRLS - you look great!!! Vat else can ve sa y dawling . . . ve luv u more than vords can say! LOVE 4 eternity Laddy 2 and 3. Later Elmwood, right ... Vicky Grossman-Hensel born July 11 69; at Elmwood: grades 4 to 13 So Goldilocks, after, is it really eight years, you ' re off to see the real world. Princeton, eh! Better get rid of that gullibleness. Hopefully those great knees are finally sorted out - a little poking never hurt anybody - maybe you ' ll be able to ski better without ripping your ski jacket (just joking). How about some apple juice. Sweet Marie, or maybe some V-8? It ' s ten o ' clock, do you know where your daughter is? Has anything happened yet? Sam died! Did you see what ' s happening with Lisa and Vicky? . . . Last minute advice - are you sure I can say that? Debating the greater issues of the world. Trips, T O., that waiters bold ' . . . Wake up, turn the TV off, I ' m not getting up. Crashing after beach parlies. Chasing racers around. Bikers going up and down the street. Where are you Fiona? Crashing black tie dinners in pursuit of Candide. Sweet Dreams! Keep laughing, and the best of luck. Luv ya, Fiona. Well Vickums, it ' s my turn. Which page of the Yearbook has the Citizen article of the somewhat special family on it . . . catty, huh. Keep up the tennis skills, I ' ll see you in the geriatric tournaments (next year!) Best of luck with the Prince next year . . . don ' t get too collegiate on me! We ' ll get you giggly yet GOLDILOCKS! Don ' t forget us greenies! YTD 9

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Samantha Black born June 27 70; at Elmwood: grade 9 13 Sammy was dropped off on this planet June 27, 1970 and has honoured Elmwood with her presence in grade 9 and again in grade 13. Every morning Miss Black can be seen walking to school to meet the 8;25 bell. Always clowning around, Sam is an all around party animal who never stops talking. Even so, she still managed to get to class first. James Dean is her 1 man! She can often be heard saying I don ' t know! . . . but she really does! Our Scottish friend will never forget Ski Day and her experience with cross country skiis. Next time she plans to be totally waterproof. In final note most of us will be thankful to Sam because of her homework which was shared by all. P.S.: Don ' t be so DAFT! and best of luck always, we love ya, I., H. Ellen Bruce born Sept. 23 69; at Elmwood: grade 6 to 13 I am Ookapik - Hear me roar. Hey baby, know what I drive? Have some spaghetti, just a little. Life is a cabaret. Too bad you ' re not a guitar. Pick maybe a motorcycle part? Guess not. A least when we hit CC we ' re not BOBA ' S baby. Let ' s face it music and coffee got us through. Shoulders and soup, 1 call your name. So what do a Thumper really mean? Is your homegroup dead or are they communicating through telepathy. Remember methods of staying awake. We should really write a book. Do you want to try the regular size? No, use the other fork. Chlorophyll gum and C ' est L ' Amour. Should we mention Shnookie, no, we ' ll leave him out of this QUEHERl! Derek Hot Shot, no problem. Eeeya. React to what? There ' s nothing to react to. Nice jacket, ooo baby I ' m your Venus please, 1 would like to talk to you after dinner for a moment, if you will Fedele pancakes to all. I ' m a big fat muffin. Yoo-hoo. Ellen, Where are you? No more chading after eh? Remember T.O., Jason Patric ' s mouth. Taiga the mutt, Kingston where did everyone go anyway? Choir - well enough ' s been said about choir. Read-on baby. Farewell Betsy and take care you wonderfully weird woman. Love, Carol, Anja, Mich and Viv. Kerstin Bruchhaeuser born Jan. 15 69; at Elmwood: grades 10 to 13 She came to us after Ctiristmas in grade ten and now in grade ttiirteen, she is the Head of Wilson. She brings spirit into her House because she has that enthusiasm and spunl to encourage others. Well, Kerst, remember the good times and forget the bad no matter what. Mal e sure you remember us, especially out in Germany. What would life have been without all your beans (T.J. M.S. M.JP. T,P.)? What about Pap Joe ' s and the Big Card out in lulontreal with Ha! Ha! Ha! written across that massive Thing! Remember Laser ' s and that extremely vulgar song you ever heard along with the Kooleo song and cruising in Norm ' s gorgeous (Vlaxima - SUNROOF! Remember that volleyball weel end in Toronto? I bet you ' ll never take your coat off on a moving bus again, or speak about your ex-boyfriends ' lips again. Also, remember Halloween? Sitting in front of Le Bop and The Bistro watching all the men in costumes go by. We should have gone to the party. You Zincod, you Hull-bunny! Oh! I ' m so tired. My voice is gone too! Hi! We lost a button here. - Let ' s be spontaneous now. Wow! What an embarrassing situation. Victoria Day weekend - our perfect weekend but SURPRISE!! Hours long phone calls. Talk ' til we drop right? 15 minutes left, that ' s 15 minutes loo many. Chris Felzmann! What a gorgeous dude! Kerst, you ' ve been a great friend, consoling and caring. Don ' t forget to write (seriously) and remember, I ' m missing you everyday Love you always, you know. Katie Chao born April 17 69; at Elmwood: grades 11 to 13 Katie has been at Elmwood for three years. Now head of ' Fruitful Fry ' she is second best to none, and also a not yet discovered NBA player. Having been to New York only twice, it is surprising that most of her friends live there, as well as in Michigan and Ohio, and are regularly flown in as grad dates and admirers. Remember our Montreal parties? I don ' t think I ' ll ever be able to hear Truly again without laughing. Lasers! Bruce call dauce first as well as CC. 1 really miss him, Kerstin Sounds familiar? All those marriage proposals . . . Serge ' s tape . . . dinner at MacDonald ' s. Burger King . . . Joe ' s cast. The BIG CARD. Ha, ha. another joke. Nice nuk- ing you, meat. Don ' t forget to return your tongue. DIRTY HOUR. On the floor with Pitta. I hope you ' ll be a Tae Kwon Do champion soon. You ' re a great friend. Love you always. K M.

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Chase Harris born May 14 70; at Elmwood: grades 7 to 13 Chastity Harris, have I ever told you )ust how fat and ugly you are and that you have no friends ' Chase is one of the few representatives of super jockdom in grade 13, During her seven bnef years at Elmwood she has excelled on almost every team in existence: soccer, Softball, basketball, track, tennis and especially volleyball, I can ' t believe that you ' re just missing that anxiously awaited gym. During her final year as a ditzy blonde Senior Prefect, Chasey has shown much spirit and certainly, self control when asked such questions as can we still bring in pennies ' and when are the rugby shirts coming in? Sincere curses for all the IVlcDuck ' s, DQ and donut runs. At least at our exercise routine balanced it all out (oh hoh hoh hoh!) I don ' t know how I ' ll survive science labs without you. Never forget our classic moves - red solution all over your white sweater, test tubes rebounding from the floor, precision techniques and legitimate results. Some serious 1987-1988 moments - Chase can ' t walk, Chase can ' t see . . .; giggle attacks in the Y.T.D. mobile: S,Y.E,P; surprise B.D. parties, gate vessel weekends (you lucky wench); your weekends in general and Ivlonday morning recoveries; counting pennies and broken male hearts; D.C. burping contests; big feet; Pongo buses and ice fights in T.O,; and your Lucretia tendencies. Thanks for a lot of fun both at Elmwood and at Carleton, you ' ve been a great friend even if you do arrange my life a bit too much . . , more, more. Best of luck in everything you do love, Pristine. Cindy Hartman born Dec. 6 69; at Elmwood: grade 13 Goomba, Blurp, Laddy 2, fanatic Pat O ' Reilly. We love you, even in a black mood ' . Grey, white, Neon, yellow! Where ' s a guy ' s brain! OBNOXIOUS!! Scuttle man ' . The Laddy ' s cruising in the Volvo with baseball caps - he Beasties!!! Don ' t drink the water ' . No more foreigners! Underdeveloped Mex- icans. Gary ' s Couriers-delivery? 1 1 :30 pm? No problem! Bit of a temper, Patty? probable destination- paratrooper in the Israeli army! What a night! Not strong, Max? ' . We ' ll see!!! Buddies!! ' Till death do us part. You Hull bunny you (sarcasm). Get it? Part of the family!! Clown!! Blorp! I love you! Her one true love? BEN! (D, M, R, R, R) Could you set your standards a little higher?! She ' s a country girl at heart. Let ' s bring them camping and leave them on an island. Bye boys ' !. All men are little boys at heart. I ' d be pleased to leave, sir, thank you! Wicked driver. Rick A. Van Halen. Hot night fer cruisin ' eh dude? Yuk-Yuks-quiet down Cindy! You ' re embarrassing us! What would you do if I sang out of key? We ' d still love you. love, Laddies 1 and 3 Holly Hilborn born April 8 69; at Elmwood: grade 13 Holly, or Heidi as you ' ve been known by some people, will be remembered by many for having ' Super Cool ' before absolutely everything, for begging to have Barni for just one day (and you really do look alike), that large green car, more commonly known as ' the boat ' , and for helping seemingly losing tug-of-war teams pull their way to victory. You haven ' t been at Elmwood long but I don ' t think you ' ll be forgotten in a hurry. I ' m sure you won ' t forget being up at 5:15 am to go rowing. We ' ll prob- ably see you next in the Winter Olympics skating towards gold, or maybe some other colour. I haven ' t known you long but you ' ve been a good friend and I wish you luck in the future. Oh, and by the way I ' m Scottish not Irish, don ' t forget. Love Sam. Carol Hodgson born Feb. 8 70; at Elmwood: grades 8 to 13 Just a dancing fool. No, no, you don ' t understand. Guess where I ' m going today? If one more per- son mentions university I ' m going to explode. Brain the size of aggy. Breakfast of idiots. Ookpik. What year is it? It ' s 1957, small town America. Watch it, or you ' ll gain access to the Tiffany room, Ack. Icky, Icky, Icky, Icky Rtang. Tattoo you. Little ol ' ladies from Passedena, they ' ll never be the same. Don ' t be on Elgin late at night. Insanity rules. Why bother saying it when you can imply it. Hey Winston Paul Lennon I. Wow it ' s been a long time, thank you Gill Lorimer. I remember when that cheese bun Carol! I still have the MeP tape don ' t I? Am I still immortalized on your wall? I drive a hitchin ' Lincoln Con- tinental (hold up the handle). Too many years in Stratford, baby. If peach fuzz doesn ' t bring the pic- tures we might not go in for a whole day. Let ' s kill the blonde kid. Meet me there in September and February and WEAR THE HAT (and the Grad dress). Don ' t forget Soup and Spaghetti and Dynasty - I ' ll have a front door key made for you. You ' re always welcome. Love Munch. David Thomas I presume. Meet me the cry and die, I ' ll be the one wearing a scarf and banging the floor. 10