Elmwood School - Samara Yearbook (Ottawa, Ontario Canada)

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SUE BREWER - Senior prefect (alias Brew, Brewski . . . ) has graced and paced the hails of Elmwood school for four years. Sue is known for her interesting and sometimes strange perception of life ' s everyday happenings. Sue ' s position as chapel monitor in grade 12 has lead her to seek a new and in- teresting position at the Vatican, in Rome. She hopes to become the Senior Chapel Monitor . Her service as Senior Prefect has helped her to comply with the pressure she will meet at the top!?!? When Sue is not studying, she can be found and is considered an avid supporter of BREWER ' S RETAIL . - Honest you guys, we own Brewer ' s Retail . . . you don ' t believe me? All fun aside, we wish Sue B. all the best in her studies and career as a nurse. May the smell of bedpans ALWAYS irritate your nostrils! RUBY EGGARHOS A teaser? Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets which haven ' t made interstellar contact yet and buzz them. Buzz them? Yeah, they find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one ' s going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennae on their heads and make ' beep beep ' noises. D.A. The GREEK pretends to be a normal well developed emotionally stable adolescent. HAH! We all know the truth! Ruby is in reality the Phantom Zonko Cabbage thief, arch enemy of Capt. Bob. What ' s Left? MARILLION! Life ambition: To be the Girl From Ipanema. (Before my sister gets there!) SUSAN EVANS Sue Evans is one of our newer additions, having come to us in grade twelve from picturesque and memorable Kingston. She is presently one of our Junior Liason officers, having proved her qualifications last year (when she was in grade six also). Unknown to most people she has a fetish for parking lots (where are we going to go?), hairy eyeballs (she collects them), and whipping people with wet spaghetti. Our mellow element is very fond of sleeping through anything and almost anywhere (except school of course). She is known for her incredible ex- periences in cars (postal trucks should be locked up). 16