Elmwood High School - Inscripta Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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“JUMPIN’’ JIM WAY: Very quiet lad except whe his corny jokes. Usually hangs around with his D.B. Likes: Corny jokes and cars. BILL SEFBENYK: Newest member of Mr. MacD happy “clan of boys’’. Likes: Literature (??), e pertaining to cars and other (censored) magazine ENZO BAUER: One of the more intellectual members of 11-23. Favorite Pastime: Raising Big John ' s bloodpressure Ultimate Fate: Big John’s metre stick. BARBARA BENDERA: Dark-haired, brown-eyed girl of 11-23 who likes J.M.K.’s activity periods and mirror. Main Ambition: To go “trapping” and travelling in sunny Italy. SHIRLEY BLAIR: Red-headed and undecided (?). Usually seen bopping up and down the halls with Len (who else??). Favorite Saying: “Did you hear that...?’’ KEN BOYKO: Originator of the “Come to School When It ' s Convenient Plan’’. (Which, to him, is never more than once a week.) Main Ambition: To abolish his plan. GLEN BROOKS: Smooth talker who comes out with many (censored) words in typing (Mrs. Anderson, take note). Also loves composing poetry of fellow classmates (fellow classmates, take note). HUGH BROWN: “Elmwood’s’’ import from “Hollywood’’ whose stage name is “Hughie . During French classes can be seen talking “The Language of ?” with K.l. BILL BUFFIE: “Buffalo Bill can usually be seen peekii over Ken ' s shoulder for Biology answers or slinking away from Big John’s metre stick. LARRY COLLINS: Strong and silent guy of 11-23 who makes up one-third of the trio of L.C., B.B., and G.G. Excepting that in certain (?) classes he ISN’T so silent. GERRY CORRIE: Left Elmwood for greener pastures before Christmas. Ambition: To play a decent game of football. Ultimate Fate: Disc jockey like big brother Dino? DOUG DOWSETT: President of 11-23, who is everybody’s friend and pal. Interests Include: Bowling, badminton, swimming, basketball and the fairer sex. LINDA ELLISON: One of the few blondes of 11-23. She well liked by everyone. Interests Include: Sports, food, bowling, dancing and boys.

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RON METZ: The strong silent type??? of 11-14. Likes drumsticks (wooden), girls, and druming music. Ambition: To be a drummer like Gene Krupa. Ultimate fate: Skinning cows for drum heads. RON MEZON: Smiley is 11-14 ' s contribution to the under¬ world. He is known as the only walking blood bank in the school, (private joke) Ambition; to replace the bull as emblem for Kavanaugh’s. Probable fate; inventor of the Smiley-Burger. WOLFGANG OESTE: Wolf lives up to his name. Am¬ bition; RCMP lieutenant. Fate; criminal Pet Peeve; expensive things, (for instance, les filles). Favorite Saying; of corpse”. BILL O’NEIL: A young man who enjoys life in school with his comrades. Pet Peeve; things that cost too much. Ambition; janitor. Ultimate fate; millionaire. THOMPSON OWENS: That famous T.V. star of 11-14 who specializes in asking teachers questions that cannot be answered. He is also Eaton’s Junior Executive. TOM PAIGE: Likes; driving, bowling, pool, and music. Dislikes; those who borrow his homework to copy. Am¬ bition; to play his guitar better than Duane Eddy. Ultimate fate; six broken strings. CALVIN PAUL: One of 11-14 ' s Big Four”. One of Phil’s bosom buddies. Ambition; to get his beginners. Probable Fate; Pension and beginners at same time. Pet Peeve; guys who call him Pixie”. DON JUAN” ROMANIUK: Room 14’s charmer. Can be seen wearing black shoes, black socks, black pants, black turtleneck sweater and probably black?????????? Pet Peeve; his car. Ambition; Break 30 m.p.h. barrier. Fate; to pick his pistons up off the road. BOB SARGENT: Very funny person when he has some jokes — which is very rare”. Ambition; comedian. Ultimate fate; Johnny Carsons Straight man. MORLEY PUD” SELVER: Pud is one of the quieter boys of 11-14. He is usually found in the Yearbook Room - his second home. Ambition; 100% in French. Ultimate fate; 100% wrong. LYLE SETTEE: One of the quieter members of 11-14. Ambition; An end on Eimwood’s proposed football team. Ultimate fate; Spare on Girl’s Volleyball Team. Hopes to pass. JIM SHEWCHUCK: Sook ie” is one of 11-14 ' s quiet intellectual students. He is Elvis’ ” favourite pupil. Pet Peeves: J.M. and R.R. Favourite Saying; Hey Murr!” BILL SKYHAR: Bopping” Bill Skyhar—Mr. A’s favorite student. Can usually be seen rushing through his homework 8:55. Loves: girls, Mr. A’s classes and cars. Pet Peeve: Skeehar! ERIC LEADFOOT” STEARNS: Seen flying low” in his Farrari.” Pet Peeve; 500 points for nuns on motorcycles. Ambition; hit one. Fate: Being hit by a nun on a motorcycle. ROSS WATSON: Runs taxi service to subtend his income. Loves: Sleeping in class, Femalus Canadiarius and singing to himself. Often seen using last year’s works”.

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BONNIE FERRIS: Bonnie is on the Varsity Volleyball team and on the Red Cross Committee. Among her many likes her favourite is Jim B. Ambition: quit school after grade 11. AL FISHER: One of the few true blonds in the school. A! excels in very little participates in football and hockey. Usually seen at the local Safeway peeling grapes. Pet Peeve: Shopping bags with no handles. BRIAN GRIFFIN: This quiet world traveller has seen all the south seas but prefers Winnipeg to Honolulu. Brian is not only interested in scho ol but also sports. Good luck in the future “Bri . GORDON GUINAN: Affectionately referred to as Gordon Guinia-pig. He is frequently seen with S.S. and it isn’t Sharon Soole. Ambition: Pool Shark. Ultimate fate: Cue chalker. SHARON HICKEY: Popular, busy blonde always seen rushing around the school. Participates in all sports. Interests include swimming, bowling, food, and South Seas Islands. Pet Peeve: French. GAIL HOLDING: Goes for the guys Two of her famous quotes are “Get I didn’t do my homework because from “Daniel Mac serious group and he came over and DENNIS HUGGINS: Hazel-eyed, brown haired boy of 11-23. Pet Peeve: Mr. A’s comp, class. Likes include hunting and fishing, playing folk songs on the guitar, and eating. Ambition: to marry a good cook. Ultimate Fate: to marry COLLEEN “DEISEL IVERACH: May be found in the Marking Room telling her numerous henchmen exactly what she thinks of them. Ambition: reform O.H. Ultimate fate: little Ortniks? Pet Peeve: big feet. RICK KEACH: Is a nice guy who admires strength and feats of endurance. He likes to mingle with girls and for a quiet interlude, quench his thirst with a cool bottle of “Hamms . Ultimate fate: To be a grease monkey. MAUREEN KIZLYK: Is a tiny little lady commonly called “squirt . She is usually seen with K.R. Ambition: To get through grade XI. Ultimate Fate: To be able to do her hair at least once without any other help. DEANE KORATASK: sweet anc innocent but....WOW!! Amb it ion Peeve: K.I.’s jokes. KEN MC DONALD: Nickname is Mick, usually found with “Dave the Great. Known as one of the Speed Brothers along with G.M. GARY MC LAUGHLIN: Mogo - Rm. 11-23 would like at this time, to express their views on this brilliant hunk of homo-sapien, BUT we fear that his information would be censored immediately with neither debate nor delay.