Elmwood High School - Inscripta Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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RON METZ: The strong silent type??? of 11-14. Likes drumsticks (wooden), girls, and druming music. Ambition: To be a drummer like Gene Krupa. Ultimate fate: Skinning cows for drum heads. RON MEZON: Smiley is 11-14 ' s contribution to the under¬ world. He is known as the only walking blood bank in the school, (private joke) Ambition; to replace the bull as emblem for Kavanaugh’s. Probable fate; inventor of the Smiley-Burger. WOLFGANG OESTE: Wolf lives up to his name. Am¬ bition; RCMP lieutenant. Fate; criminal Pet Peeve; expensive things, (for instance, les filles). Favorite Saying; of corpse”. BILL O’NEIL: A young man who enjoys life in school with his comrades. Pet Peeve; things that cost too much. Ambition; janitor. Ultimate fate; millionaire. THOMPSON OWENS: That famous T.V. star of 11-14 who specializes in asking teachers questions that cannot be answered. He is also Eaton’s Junior Executive. TOM PAIGE: Likes; driving, bowling, pool, and music. Dislikes; those who borrow his homework to copy. Am¬ bition; to play his guitar better than Duane Eddy. Ultimate fate; six broken strings. CALVIN PAUL: One of 11-14 ' s Big Four”. One of Phil’s bosom buddies. Ambition; to get his beginners. Probable Fate; Pension and beginners at same time. Pet Peeve; guys who call him Pixie”. DON JUAN” ROMANIUK: Room 14’s charmer. Can be seen wearing black shoes, black socks, black pants, black turtleneck sweater and probably black?????????? Pet Peeve; his car. Ambition; Break 30 m.p.h. barrier. Fate; to pick his pistons up off the road. BOB SARGENT: Very funny person when he has some jokes — which is very rare”. Ambition; comedian. Ultimate fate; Johnny Carsons Straight man. MORLEY PUD” SELVER: Pud is one of the quieter boys of 11-14. He is usually found in the Yearbook Room - his second home. Ambition; 100% in French. Ultimate fate; 100% wrong. LYLE SETTEE: One of the quieter members of 11-14. Ambition; An end on Eimwood’s proposed football team. Ultimate fate; Spare on Girl’s Volleyball Team. Hopes to pass. JIM SHEWCHUCK: Sook ie” is one of 11-14 ' s quiet intellectual students. He is Elvis’ ” favourite pupil. Pet Peeves: J.M. and R.R. Favourite Saying; Hey Murr!” BILL SKYHAR: Bopping” Bill Skyhar—Mr. A’s favorite student. Can usually be seen rushing through his homework 8:55. Loves: girls, Mr. A’s classes and cars. Pet Peeve: Skeehar! ERIC LEADFOOT” STEARNS: Seen flying low” in his Farrari.” Pet Peeve; 500 points for nuns on motorcycles. Ambition; hit one. Fate: Being hit by a nun on a motorcycle. ROSS WATSON: Runs taxi service to subtend his income. Loves: Sleeping in class, Femalus Canadiarius and singing to himself. Often seen using last year’s works”.

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SCOTT BROWN: One of the Big Four who can be seen being marched into the office. Ambition; To get steady with a faucet. Ultimate fate; getting wet. GORDON BUCKELS: He is a regular type of guy who copies Chem. Exp. and can be seen in the Newspaper Room, with assorted friends (females). Bombs around in a green Rambler. BOB CLARK: Bob is the band’s drummer boy and is generally found practising on the desks. Bob is a science fiction fan and when he is not drumming the desks he reads pocketbooks. Future School President???? KEN DAVEY: A happy go lucky guy always full of jokes, although when he is serious, you could not tell the dif¬ ference. A person who has a great ambition of running a harem. ASHER DRORY: Usually slinks into 11-14 at 8:59 A.M. half asleep and still wearing his dream slippers. Pet Peeve; On my gosh, Osh! Ambition: Engineer. Ultimate Fate; Build tooth pick houses for Life Magazine. JIM (ZEKE) EMLER: Can be found in E.S.’s Ferrari if you look in the right place.—on the floor (chicken) Pet Peeve; wet floors. Ambition; buy floor mats. Ultimate fare; seat belts. GARY FRUMP FIRTH: J.A.’S top banker, he thinks! Can be seen discussing techniques with G.J. Ambition; world’s greatest Tuba player. Ultimate fate; Blowing Bubbles for Lawrence Welk. BOB FOSTAKOWSKY: Blond, (bleached), intellect of 11-14. Very broad minded. Likes: girls, cars and music. Vice-pres. of our beloved school. Ambition; to drive. Ultimate fate; driving to the drugstore. KEN GIBSON: 11-14’s man with the four speed rod, usually seen in Terry ' s Pontiac. Main interests include; cars, girls, cars, and his hair. Ambition; 64 Corvette. Ultimate fate; Model T. LARRY HAMILTON: A member of the elite 4D club. His interests are cars (customizing kits) and pool. Am¬ bition; Marine Biologist in Florida. Ultimate fate; Whale herder in Arctic. BRUCE HILDER: Playboy, bon vivant, favorite with girls of 11-14. Can be seen at his pad, Chateau Lanes. Am¬ bition; nuclear physicist. Ultimate Fate; test-tube cleaner for M.M. GLENN JOHNSON: One of 11-14’s famous band members. Glenn is a bass - clarinet man. Favourite Subject: Literature. Ultimate fate; Assistant Librarian. ANDREW KENDEL: Can be heard doing his bird calls before classes. Likes; Maths and Science. Ultimate fate;, cleaning bird cages at Assiniboine Zoo. TERRY LAWRIE: Plays a hot trombone and a cool baritone. Athletic; chases girls. Marks? chases teachers. Can be seen hunched over the wheel of his hot 60 , making like an owl. JOHN LEUS: Known as Louie around room 14. He likes fishing, playing football, track and field, and girls. He plays on all our room’s hot teams.

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“JUMPIN’’ JIM WAY: Very quiet lad except whe his corny jokes. Usually hangs around with his D.B. Likes: Corny jokes and cars. BILL SEFBENYK: Newest member of Mr. MacD happy “clan of boys’’. Likes: Literature (??), e pertaining to cars and other (censored) magazine ENZO BAUER: One of the more intellectual members of 11-23. Favorite Pastime: Raising Big John ' s bloodpressure Ultimate Fate: Big John’s metre stick. BARBARA BENDERA: Dark-haired, brown-eyed girl of 11-23 who likes J.M.K.’s activity periods and mirror. Main Ambition: To go “trapping” and travelling in sunny Italy. SHIRLEY BLAIR: Red-headed and undecided (?). Usually seen bopping up and down the halls with Len (who else??). Favorite Saying: “Did you hear that...?’’ KEN BOYKO: Originator of the “Come to School When It ' s Convenient Plan’’. (Which, to him, is never more than once a week.) Main Ambition: To abolish his plan. GLEN BROOKS: Smooth talker who comes out with many (censored) words in typing (Mrs. Anderson, take note). Also loves composing poetry of fellow classmates (fellow classmates, take note). HUGH BROWN: “Elmwood’s’’ import from “Hollywood’’ whose stage name is “Hughie . During French classes can be seen talking “The Language of ?” with K.l. BILL BUFFIE: “Buffalo Bill can usually be seen peekii over Ken ' s shoulder for Biology answers or slinking away from Big John’s metre stick. LARRY COLLINS: Strong and silent guy of 11-23 who makes up one-third of the trio of L.C., B.B., and G.G. Excepting that in certain (?) classes he ISN’T so silent. GERRY CORRIE: Left Elmwood for greener pastures before Christmas. Ambition: To play a decent game of football. Ultimate Fate: Disc jockey like big brother Dino? DOUG DOWSETT: President of 11-23, who is everybody’s friend and pal. Interests Include: Bowling, badminton, swimming, basketball and the fairer sex. LINDA ELLISON: One of the few blondes of 11-23. She well liked by everyone. Interests Include: Sports, food, bowling, dancing and boys.