Elmwood High School - Inscripta Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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ELEPHUMIES Q. How do you make an elephant float? A. Two scoops of ice cream, a bottle of seven-up and one elephant. Q. Why do elephants wear red runners? A. Their white ones are in the wash. Q. Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles? A. They tie their sneakers too high. Q. How do you tell if an elephant is in the bathtub? A. He can’t close the shower curtain. Q. Why did the mouse marry the elephant? A. He had to. Q. Why do elephants have flat feet? A. From jumping out of trees. Q. Why do elephants clip their toenails? A. So their ballet shoes don’t wear out. Q. How do you tell an elephant from a blueberry? A. By his eyes. Q. Why do elephants walk sideways in a meadow? A. So they can trip field-mice. Q. What would you say if you saw five elephants walking along a road in pink tee-shirts? A. They were all on the same basketball team. Q. What were Tarzan’s last words? 72

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BOYS’ FIELD DAY BESELTS PRIMARY JUNIOR INTERMEDIATE SENIOR 100 Yards Doug Dowsett Leo Marunchak Don Morrow Ron Stewart 220 Yards Larry Collins Leo Marunchak Don Morrow Ron Stewart 440 Yards Jim Baker Daryl Burdiak Charles Cox Ron Stewart Half Mile Jim Beckel Glenn Kohaly Pete Komarnicki Don Powney Mile Jim Beckel Ken Roach Jim Legget Glenn Pancoe Broad Jump Doug Dowsett Glenn Walker Charlie Kurtz Sid Selver Hop, Step Jump Jim Berzuk Ron Hopkinson Bruce Walker Sid Selver High Jump Dave Peabody Ron Hopkinson Bruce Guyda Orton Harrison Shot Put Wayne Dobson Leo Marunchak Ross Wallace Rick Nordal GIBLS’ FIELD DAY BESELTS PRIMARY JUNIOR INTERMEDIATE SENIOR 60 Yards Rosemary Hunt Cheryl Bennett Sandra Menzies Hilda Lutzer 100 Yards Annelina Berg Mildred Paige High Jump Marlene McEachern Mildred Paige Theresa Stepien Sandra Menzies Ball Throw Annelina Berg Sharon Hickey Tam Nishizecki Susan Cann Hurdles Sharon Brough Sharon Hickey Tam Nishizecki Gail Hauser Discus Pat McKeen Angela Romaniuk Tam Nishizecki Susan Cann

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