Elmwood High School - Beacon Yearbook (Elmwood, WI)

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Doctor Ed Robelra of the Almond Joy factory has perfected the new chocolate coconut The new perfectron has left hrm w1th stacks of that green stuff Roger Robole IS now one of the top recordrng artrsts Hrs most recent h1t 15 I was ln the Morgue last mght Jrm Thrbado rs a bartender rn the Rendezvous He has frnally accomplrshed lus chref ambrtron rn l1fe Mr and Mrs hm Carter fnee Margre Webber, now operate a skunk farm Therr products are sold to the Blue Waltz perfume factory They reported they had a good year Jerry Hammond rs trarnrng gorillas for the Lmcoln Park Zoo 1n Chrcago Mrllre Th1bado IS the world s famous women barber rn New York Crty She brrngs famous people from all over the world to have her famous Poochre harrcut Marlene Bee was awarded the World s Bakrng Champronshrp last June Her famous Pattl cakes won her the prrze Lloyd Frsher the owner of a large prckle factory 1sn t wrth us tonrte due to an accrdent He fell rn a prckle prt and was prckled Charlotte Elftman IS the famous author of ELFTMAN S THEORY ON MEN She rs Kmsey s secretary Mr and Mrs Robert Karnz fnee 1.013 Zrmmerj are now 11V1Hg IH Russ1a She rs the head of the WOMEN S SECRET POLICE Her chref body guard 15 her husband Robert Karnz Lors Rertz was Just chosen as the teacher of the year The begmnmg of her career began at Elmwood Hlgh School At the present trme she IS teachmg Drng Dong School Carmen Grnsbach rs now openrng as the number one entertalner at Wrscon s1n s largest nrteclubs owned and operated by one of her old frrends Kenny Brookshaw Her operung act contarns the top hrllbrlly h1t 16 TONS Ronrue Bryan owns the only flea farm rn the Unrted States wrth a1r condrtroned flea barns He brought h1s favorrte flea wlth h1m tonrght Herman Don Hofacker IS employed as a wlndow washer for the Emprre State burldmg He reported only three broken arms two broken legs and a new set of false teeth srnce he began hrs Job ten years ago Larry Delong the great desrgner has Just completed the fust brrdge across Lake Mlchrgan The budge was constructed of glass Roxanne Hamrlton IS the fust woman Jet p1lot She rs employed by the Unrted States Au Force Department It sure was nrce hearmg about all my old classmates and fmdmg out they re all so successful After robb1ng the Frrst Nauonal Bank I was uch too but I lost all my money Oh well Ihave a place to eat and sleep for forty years Eldon Jones Roxanne Hamrlton Shelby Place Q - - - n vv Q - s ' n ' - ov Q . . . . X . . Q . Q , . Q . . . . . , . . - n ' ,, Q , , . . . u '- u ' Q . . . , . . I I Q . ' I . . , u Q n , n . , . . . , . Q Q . , . . I I . . . . . ,, ,, 0 . Q Q Q . I I o I I Q Q Q e . . . . , ' I 4 Q Q Q