Elmwood Community High School - Ulmus Yearbook (Elmwood, IL)

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GENE WILSON llTug9! There will be a great gap in the world when I die. . DUANE YERBY Biff Wiser men than I have ridden on motor-cycle and lived. 70. We, the members of the Senior Class of nineteen hundred and fifty-one, being of unsound mind and infirm body, and having lost entire control of our faculties, but realizing that the end is drawing near, declare all former wills void, and do affirm this to be our last will 'and testament. SECTION I To The Faculty We, the Seniors of Elmwood High School, in order to show due appreciation and love for the faculty, do bequeath peace of mind forever. SECTION II To The 'Inderclassmen We, the Senior Class do give and bequeath to the Sophomores, our ability to get along with thestudy hall teachers. We, the Senior Class do give and bequeath to the Juniors our dignity and our ability to yell at pep rallies. We, the Senior .Class do give and bequeath to the Freshmen a few hints First: Don't studyg it's too much work. Second: Don't throw erasersg you might get caught. Third: Appear sophisticatedg chew gum., g SECTION III I, Ronnie Aman, do grve and bequeath unto Ted Kinnicutt, my ability to stay home, -read comics, 'and listen to the Red Sox. I, Brian Rodgers, leave 'my quiet ways to James Geber. I, Betty Ruth Haines, will my ability to go steady to Betty Ramsay. I, Marilyn McKown, will and bequeath my singing talent to Jack Purtle. I, Albert Hacker, leave my extra weight to Jerry McCoy. I, Patsy Keefer, bequeath my diamond ring to Marilyn VanSickle. I, Earl Rusch, do will my ability to farm to Bill Howard. , I, Marlys Robertson, do will and bequeath my hair bows, especially my pink ones, to George Snider to wear in his black curls.

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lk fl 1' ,if em, - WILLARD PARR Milo He argues but seldom reasons. EARL RUSCH Dean He lost his heart-and ring. MARLYS ROBERTSON Robbie She did well whatever she under- took to do. BERWYN SHANE Bernie Yes, he has his share of wit, and We often hear him using it. BRIAN RODGERS Basil Our naughty boy from Sheffield with the million dollar smile, EARL SHELEY Little Earl The girls like him but what does that matter? It isn't a sin. ALAN ROSECRANS HAI!! He smiled and said, Don't rush me, girls! BETTY SOLLENBERGER UBet!! Ding dong dell, there goes the bell, Classes have begun and here comes Betty on the run. A

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I, Fritz Grover, leave my daily trips to Yates City to Ronnie Finfrock. I, Jack Bickford, will my ability to play basketball to David Wilson. I, Bill Keyser, do will and bequeath my sideburns to Donald McCoy. I, Warren French, do will and bequeath my ability to study to Larry Johnson. I, Marianne Miller, leave my quiet ways to Janet Shissler. I, Gene Wilson, leave my Toni-wave to Louis Colgan. I, Margie 4Nelson, will my temper to Kathryn Gibbs. I, Kenneth Howard, leave my Ford to any junior boy who has a girl and can drive. I, Larry Keen, leave my loud shirts to Franklin Schroeder. I, Jane Burrows, do will and bequeath my ability to type rapidly and without errors to the Typing I class. I, Earl Sheley, do will and bequeath my place on Maggie's Aggies to Buddy Silzer. I, Steve Camp, do will and bequeath my ability to get along with St. Francis Hospital nurses to Bobby Korenowski. I, Janet Clark, will my ability to go with Edwards boys to Mary Lou Howard. I, Alan Rosecrans, leave my job at the Fair store to Johnny Bridson. I, Wilma Keime, leave my even temper to Pauline Settles. I, Willard Parr, leave my ability to meet new girls to Donnie Howard. I, JoAnn Johnston, leave my A's in bookkeeping to Spike Taylor. I, Bill Doubet, do will and bequeath my stock car to Carol West. I, Ralph Bacher, leave my ability to get along with Mr. Magers to Bob Ledger. I, Betty Sollenberger, do will and bequeath my collection of Harry's to Joan Camp. I, Eugene Johnson, bequeath my good behavior to Norman Daley. I, Berwyn Shane, bequeath my ability to pronounce big words to Mary Emery. I, Amydell Clemonds, will my firm ways to Beverly Dembinski. I, Raymond Hill, do will and bequeath my position at Steer's Pharmacy to Donald Phares. I, Duane Yerby, do will and bequeath my nocturnal parking places to Donald Schoenbein. I, Helen Bridson, do will and bequeath my seat in the red Ford to any girl lucky enough to get it. I, Charles Neal, do bequeath my ability to build model airplanes to Dean Glenn. I, Joann Adams, leave my desk in study hall to Marilyn Austin. I, Connie Foose, leave my sober ways to Barbara Meehan. We, the Senior Class of nineteen hundred and fifty- one, do hereby acknowledge this document as our last will and testament. Any signs of sanity are purely coincidental. . ... ..... a JW