Elmwood Community High School - Ulmus Yearbook (Elmwood, IL)

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18 T H E U L M U S llilllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllillHIHIHIHlillilllllllllllilllllllllllllllIllllllillllHHHHHIlIIHIIIHHHIIIIllllIIVII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIHIHIIIIIIIHINHIIIIINIIHIIlllllHllilllllllNlllllNIlllllIlllliIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllilllllIlllllllllllIlllllllllIIIIIH!llllllllllllllllilllllll 5 CLASS HISTORY We, the class of '22 being Seniors and not to be with you long, have decided to give accurate statistics of our class. Our class is remarkable, very remarkable. Some of the girls even make their own complexions. In numbers, they are truly astonishing, their being 28 names on the cradle roll. Said amount is divided up into 12 girls and 16 boys, which makes each girl bossed to the extent that she has watchful supervision of 1.4287 boys on her path. Much time and expense were spent in determining the mean height of the members, but after much congestion of traffic in the halls, several fainting spells, new tape lines and much scaffolding, the average height was taken at 5 feet and 7.913 inches. This multiplied by the total number of members in the class gives the astonishing height of 309.65 feet or 3,- 715.865 inches which is higher than Block Sz Huhl's by 2 feet. It would take an article 4.32 seconds to reach the ground if dropped from such a height and at time of hitting the ground, it would be going at the rate of 100 feet per second. This rate is almost equal to the number of times that Miss Anderson bawls out the average Senior in her American History class. As far as the committee on investigation can discern, the tallest members of the class is Russel Remmele, but on account of the lightness of the upper strata of the atmosphere, no one has yet been able to ascertain his true height. By careful weighing of the entire class on the scales at McDonald and McCabe's Grocery, its entire weight was found to be 3500 pounds, which makes the average Senior weigh 125.23 pounds. On a whole the eyesight is very good, there being only two exceptions: that of Leon Carter, whose eyes are weak from excessive studying 3 and that of Harry McDonald, who honestly owns to the fact that oversleeping did it. The committee had much trouble in collecting all of the different colors of eyes. It was only on the 49th visit that they found Art Dragoo with his eyes open wide enough to derive their color. If all the different colors could be mixed together, they would form a most beautiful shade of greenish brown. By using 5 miles as the distance the average Senior can see on a clear day, the total distance of sight would be 150 miles. That is, that on a bright day a student with such visionary power could be in Elmwood, and see what was going on on the streets of Chicago. The Class of '22 also boasts of its range of ages. It runs all the way from 16 to 20. The position of the youngest and also of the oldest is held by a boy: Daniel Tully and Harry McDonald, respectively. By having members of the class posted on the corner of Main and Mag- nolia Street, it was estimated that on the average, Seniors passed this point 99 times a day. This means that Seniors have had to go around the jog to the high school 99 times every day of the year. The total distance thus covered is 416 feet and 2 inches while the distance across lots is 418 feet MfflllllllllIlllllllllllIIIllIIIIlllIllIIIIUIllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllll ll lIIllIllllIllIllIIlIIlIllllIIlIIilIlIIlllllIllllllllllllllllllll II IIIIINHII lllll Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Illllllllllllll ll Ill llIIIII1IllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIII