Elmira Free Academy - Torch / Sagoyawatha Yearbook (Elmira, NY)

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LhOHA.NMF SMITH (JANS” Gnus I the class clown nod end- nnm corned Inn of the i; lee Club, rind Ids comedy In by no menriH poor. He lx tin enthusiastic dinner and enn “Trot. Tango, rind Mutiny ling'' in it romantic rminncr Hint would make Itaymond Hitchcock, in com par Ison, look iih If be were doing the Virginia Itecd.” There's no use trying to kbl “Huns. because hi can back-lire In n way that niukea yon feel like a yellow lull) ll slip. ’■ hIioiiIiI Imdffltir.” HUM A KTKi'lIKNH. We prophecy for you a musical career. Vott will sing la fore the King mid (juren of Kngland. While there, yon will win the affect Iona of a noble prime, who. enraptured by your voice and Kenth Ix-nring. will take you with him to IiIk palace, where you will rale ns llrsl lady of the land. In your leisure hours you will slug the Alma .Mater and think with pleasure of yonr childhood days spent In K. F. A. OLGA .SMITH Here |s to ( gn. future secretary to Hu {’resident! Ortalnly If she forK abend after leaving school as she has done In it. this la not raab prediction, t»r. maybe, by that time New York State will have awakened and In allowing women suffrage. Tben consider Olga. There 1« no limit to an energy and an ambition like hers. And, although nil the teachers and pupils will wish her I lie greatest success In the world, yet they will miss her from V,. F. A. “Oh. .» a 11 1 m ” FICA.NtTS STILUS. I’OltK Fork Is Hu kh.v that made Hu .Minstrels famous. In other words, lie Is the Hag time Minstrel .Mull. Kvery year In swears that In will never Is In tln m again. Inti each year In succumbs to the lure of the “rag” and tile emlttum's purple. ‘‘Fork says lie's studying French to get the counts, hut we know differ ently. Hr Is studying It so In will he able to rend the menus In New Vnrk. one time In thought In was ordering beef slink and the uniter brought hash. I i “III lift r till

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t JOHN SHKKIIA.V. John is on»» nf those ('111,(11111111 nil. Indolent young men. who tnke things ns they come and upend little or no time worrying. lie never gets excited us litany others dot over sin h a little thing as an un|ire|iared lesson, and he Is the luckiest person that we know of at never gettlug culled on In class when lie hasn't his work. The only thing lie d ies regularly and conscientiously Is chew gum and ahsent himself from school whenever the weather is line and school life seems Irksome. i sot'll IA ItoSKNMI.ooM. “HOPH Yes. this Is the glfl behind the gnu.”' our noted editor-in-chief. A ipilet lassie, you snyV Just ask those who know her heal and you will hear a different story. I'crimps you ve never heard Soph sing ragtime. She has well kept tip the reputation of her Illustrious family and her name will go down In the history of K. V. A. as one of those unusually brilliant students. “ »li, i irlM! hurt another rrunh. J. LKK «tOTllWKLi, i.r.K } a f»aUrt fe||r,w might rake for H Krln„ at all. | .e doesn't a|wa “ ■ '( lessons and hU ex,-,, .., 1 the cause of forbidden mirt)t .' ’t .....HIM»,....... T, ' ' ..■»-«............. zlcy gotten I,. lAH. »,„•, ' fcr Of the girls and consider» r)l “ h I';- “r - »» £ stories. ,.w ,H an(„h .r f • Imgs on scientific farming. an ) can make you believe that starting in now will be rU.h 'Z month. ‘ What'ii tin joke t I.AI'ICA SMITH. I.ITTI.K SMITH ‘‘Eternal Hinilen her t niptinr hrh ini Is nh all air xlritiinn mil ilini iliiii) all llie Iran, We hate to start so nice a person's send off with Ktich n quotation, hut the word dimpling caught our fancy, and nothing else would do. This Isn't queer, for. of all the dlmpl lug girls there are. she certainly Is the brightest star. Now. this really Isn t so bad after all. for everyone will understand that the word emp- tiness applies to the place where Vergil and American History ought to be. Now wouldn’t we rather lie song-birds than American History sharks? We do envy I.aura. •Tome on. Iil’a nklp.

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I.oriSK SI'TTON. syi'KB .n” Th«. |„ Smjepze nlwny ready to share her fun with others and ready to join In everything tlu. best of her ability. We wish sin would hand over her recipe or ••Keeping On the Sunny side ol IAU to some of ns poor «ronches who ate ever complaining. She always seems ,0 be happy ami cheerful, no matter what happens. One of the lost nrt- ,s(s „f our school has remarked that Konlse is a beautiful girl. We d hate to rail her that for fear that she would get a swelled head. Hut reall we must say that she has perfectly adorable eyes and eye lashes, and that being as stunning looking as she Is. we cannot blame the opposite sex for visiting Sipiee .e so often. “Oh. I hare the funniest shun to tell i oti CAKItIK Voi cin'. When you tirst glance at Carrie, you think she is a very sober, sedate young lady. Hut just watch her a few minutes and you will change your mind. She loves to giggle and that talent is always accompanied by whispering, much to the sorrow of tlie teachers. You should hear her nimble Angers fly over the keyboard. Why. your feet Just can’t keep still, and If we have any of Apollo's Del- phic powers, let us prophecy a musi- cal career for this sprightly lass. Ac culled me uy lust nii ht. 1 K ATM Kill xe VaxIs.hkn. °h. how we do admire T0,lr . fill Imlr: And what a sweet I? 11' face: Surely yo„ „„„ hear, or man, a youth t,v winning ways. Yoor swee, pn»ve your fortune. You w„, 1 great favor as an opera |nic,r J' you return fr.,m your study ,hr T Katherine, you are « veritable nv f t sunshine. ' , “ likt to rehenrte thi« finrt.. (5I.KN VOl'lJUT. “Little hull blue, come blow your horn.” Clen Is the fellow with the horn. You just ought to hear him toot bis horn and lead the orchestra In the Spirit of Independence. Also. Clen. we hate to sav it. but next time kindly he more considerate and have more than ten cents in an emergency. ‘'All tni ether nine!