Elmira District Secondary School - Oracle Yearbook (Elmira, Ontario Canada)

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GRADE XNS LIVER X l rtr lf! 0 BOL QU' Enix-.. 3 OUR OLD FLIVVER Speedometer-Clara Bauman, who regulates our speed, Cushions-Katie Herzog, a kind heart in time of need. Horn-makes the most noise as does Shirley Good, Ruth Weismiller tops us all as does the hood. Spark Plug-Betty Schaefer who is alwayslfull of life, June Saddler and Erma Gingrich who are our bright lights. Dim Lights-censored because there are none, Running Board-Gladys Kraemer always on the run. Spare T ire-lean Brubacher without whom we couldn't be, Emergency Brake-Myrtle Wagner who offers advice in an The starter of the fun is Mae, .And Beth's the spokesman of the -day. F ender-Myrtle Eix who's always on Gr. XA's defence, 8II1CI'gCIlCY. Margaret Bolger who identifies the class as does the licence. Crank-Joyce Beggs who's always at the fore, Delores Snyder of new ideas opens to us the door. Wiper-,lean Foster who our troubles wipes away, Windows-Ruth Grosz who's on the lookout every day. Engine-Verlin Cope makes the class go as you can plainly see, Handles-,lean Stroh opens for us the doors of opportunity. Steering Wheel-Mary Stevanus steers us on our way. Radio-Irene Malinsky's the entertainer of the day. Driver-And last but not least Miss Harper so dear, Who speeds us on from year to year. Crum: XA

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Could it be that Donald Huehn has lost his sense of balance in French class, or that he just wants Miss Evans to tell him to use his feet? Although Helen Voll is one of the quietest members of our class, when examinations roll around, Helen is able to give a very good account of herself. We wonder why Betty Bechthold has so many friends . . . could it be be- cause she always has her homework done? You will find Ruth Mulholland with her ever-faithful friend, Marg. Bru- bacher, trying to figure out geometry questions or Latin sentences. Wlhen Alice is not busy writing very explicit history notes, she is usually having a great joke with Mary or Helen. Twenty years from now when Len owns '6The Vlfhite Grocery? he will probably have a department to clean the glasses of his female customers. Ross never lets any details pass by in a history period. Could it be that he is planning to be a professor of history or a politician? Everyone knows and likes Beverly Shurly. She's the girl in Grade XII who likes to help out with school under- takings whenever help is needed. Her future? If she decides on a career she'll probably be a dress designer. SLIPSTREAM FROM GRADE 10B Bob Weber, lack Moyer-We hear that the Stamp Collecting Firm of Weber, Moyer and Co. is in operation and ready for business. Ken Klinlcman - We hear that, Ken Klinkman is going to be a Latin Pro- fessor. Tch! Teh! lolz-n Heinbnch-We wonder why Jolm is so naughty in school. ls it be- cause he wishes to attract the teacher's attention or the attention of a young lady across the aisle? 1 Clayton H ahn-We wish that Clayton would pick at least one girl from the one hundred or so in E.H.S. Glen Gable-Surely Glen isn't upset just because the boys were separated 54 from the girls in English, geography and history. We don't think there's any practical reason. Austin Snyder-Could it be that Aus- tin got 0 on his math. note book just because he had math. on one side, English on the next, and then Defence? Jack Allgeier-Quoting Jack, 4'Hy, Joe, gimmie your Latin, eh?,, Bob Roe-Is it true that Bob enjoyed himself at the Weiner roast? Could be, could bel Paul Schmchl-We are certainly glad Paul is instrumental in keeping the attendance sheet clear of detentions, especially in Defence. Dave Steele -- We wonder why Dave doesn't change his mind about Air Cadets after footing those few odd miles from St. Jacobs to Elmira in the wee hours of the night. George Lee-We wonder why '6Duke, the Gallant Air Cadet can't lick up on G. Jupp once. George fupp-Take it easy, Georgeg you might beat up on Duke once too often. T om Galley-A rumor tells us that Miss Evans is still teaching Tom the French verb Maller . Ken Israel-The only reason we can think of that Ken is with us this year is that he didn't like his old classmates. lim Miller-We wonder why Jim doesn't get more detentions. Could it be he carries the attendance sheet and has the advantage of erasing his name? Grant Pirie-We hear that Grant's only hope lies in the Ag. examination that will include livestock and nothing else. Paul Campbell-We sincerely wish that Paul would engage in some other occupation than pulling people's ties. Don Henrich - We wonder what would happen if Donald, a St. Jacobs pupil, would be late. ' Bill W hittaker-We are sorry to say Bill has left Gr. 10B and is now going to the collegiate in Kitchener. We all wish him success. And three cheers for Miss Harper, our form teacher.

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GRADE ELEVEN LIMERICKS 1. We have a boy that is a pill, He would never stop talking until One day in our Latin A voice said, Stop chattin'g That's right, he is ............ ............ . 2. There is a girl from Elmira town Whose intelligent face never wore Her books are neat, From sheet to sheet, She's popular and her name is ....... a frown, 3. There once was a maiden sublime, Who always took plenty of time. When doing her work, - She never did shirk, And her name is Sweet ........ 4. To our school, a pretty young girl came, The car she rides in is a shame, With three very nice boys That make lots of noise. Oh, what a thrill! lsn,t it, .... ........ ? 5. From Linwood there comes a young dame Who really is fun just the same, Her first name does seem To rhyme with Ice Cream , And her last name is something like Haying . 6. About whom l'm writing, don't think A boy who at the girls would winkg He isn't so shy, And we know why. You've guessed it, he's ...... .. 7. She wears on her hat a green tassel, By the teachers she's worn to a frazzelg With the boys she's not flirty, Her first name is .... Q ....... ' .... g Her father's the king of the castle. 8. This is a limerick, rare again, Of a girl who went on a tear again, She went to the show With her boy friend, and so . . . Can you think of her name? It is ................ . 5 9. At four, when the teacher's through drillin There is never a person more willing' To run down the stairs, And rush up to Kares, Than the young lady named ................ . 10. We have in our class a country Femme Whose smile will buy more than money can She's tall and she,s fair, Always willing to shareg 7 Do you know her name? Why it's ...,............ I 111. There's a girl in Eleven named ...... Who never appears to be blue. 56 ' Shess always combatin' A subject called Latin, And to some young man will always be true. 12. Here is a girl of whom we've heard, Who comes in on a bus from a little berg. Nothing will fail her, Her last name is .....,.......... . Yes, she comesgfrom Heidelberg. - 13. Some folk prefer dancing to swimmin' But you never can tell with these women, But the girl to whom we refer, Does both of them prefer, And her name, of course, is ............ . 14. lad, known quite well learning, that you can tellg at Blairs to Kares-- Now you should know him, his name is There is a young Who is eager for He works up Then hurries 15. There was a young girl on a tour, Who ran around on the moorg She is tall and dark, Lively as a spark, You've guessed it, she's ............ .......... 16. There wasa young girl called Boots , Who was looking uptown for recruits, Q She's small, dark and pretty, And bright, wise and witty, Youive guessed it, her name is ....,...' 17. Now l'll tell you about a fairy Who walks with steps light and airyg She really can sing, And with some swing, You know who it is -4 it's ................ . 18. And last but not least, is our teacher, Who, we think, would make a good preaeherg His lessons are long, And the meanings are strongg He's always an amiable creature. fAnswers page 842 V HERBL WILKEN I f , IMPERIAL STATION MOBILOIL MARVELUBE ATLAS TIRES - BATTERIES I LUBRICATION . WASHING PHONE 2111 ELMIRA ONTARIO