Elmira District Secondary School - Oracle Yearbook (Elmira, Ontario Canada)

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nnn ul,.x....4..... oa.,.-a. 4 ictoria College UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO Founded by Royal Charter in 1836 for the general education of youth in the variousvbranches of Literature and Science on Christian principles. As one of the Federated Colleges in the Faculty of Arts of the University of Toronto, Victoria College enrolls. students in all courses leading to the degree of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Commerce and preparatory to admission to the schools of Graduate Studies, Divinity, Education, Law and Medicine. In the Annesley Hall Women's Residences and Wymilwood, ac- commodation is available for Women students of Victoria College. In the Victoria College Residences accommodation is available for men students in Arts, and for a limited number of men students enrolled in other colleges and faculties. For full information, including Calendars and Bulletins, apply to Registrar, Victoria College, Toronto Qinrrxfz Hniurrniig KINGSTON ONTARIO Incorporated by Royal Charter 1841 situated in the oldest city in Ontariog 34 buildings, normal re-gistration about 4,50-0-g health insurance provided during sessiong placement office helps students to find summer work and graduates' to get jobs. ARTS-Courses leading to the degrees' of B.A., M.A., B.Com., M.Com. Part of the Work may be done by Summer School and corre- spondence. . SCIENCE-Courses leading to the degrees of B.Sc., and M.Sc. in Chemistry, Minerology and Geology, 'Physics and in Mining, Chemical, Civil, Mechanical and Electrical Engineering. MEDICINE-Courses leading to the degrees of M.D., C.M. and M.Sc., and the Diploma of Public Health. Matriculation Pamphlet, sent on request, includes complete list of scholarships and prizes awarded on entrance and on University work. Write for a copy of QUEEN'S IN PICTURES

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THE ORACLE IDHES ii' iihigg-, Carl Schuett to waitress in cafeteria- What is this in my soup? That, replied the waitress, is a vitamin Bee. Dorothy- Can you drive with one hand?,' Jim- Sure . Dorothy- Here, have an apple. Thelme Ziegler informs Gr. XII that she is no longer afraid of explosions even though she did try to blow us all up while trying to prepare hydrogen. We wonder if a certain little boy in Gr. XII has a great deal of fun putting those thumb tacks on a certain girl's seat. Miss McDonagh: What is the great- est achievement of the ancient Ro- mans? . Ross Mulholland: They learned to speak Latin. Grade XII wonders why Marjorie Brubacher always feels her chair be- fore she sits down. Has she never heard the old saying He who sits on tack is better oil '? ' Miss Axford: What is a polygon? Ralph Robbins: A polygon is a dead parrot. , 73 Chinese visitor says: Funny people, you Americans. You take a glass-you put in sugar to make it sweet and lemon to make it sour: you put in gin to warm you up and ice to keep you cool: you say, 'Hereis to you, and then drink it yourself. Kay Kalbfleisch f in earnest elf0rtl- Look, my ears are moving! Glenn Watson: 6'Where are they going-to another block? Dorothy Hill- Oh, Elmira is just a one-horse town. .lim Vicw'cI'll have you know that Elmira is no longer a one-horse town. Dorothy I-Iill-- What, do you mean to tell me that the meat rationing was that bad? Margaret Lutz announces that she will gladly share Hoffer's truck with Connie Dillon if it will help to get her to school on time. Miss Evans, on a Geography paper: What people live in Salt Lake City? Grade X Student: Morons. Mr. Hobden, teaching Grade XII how to make plaster: Have you ever been in a place where they were plastered? . . . I mean plasteringf' Marjorie Brubacher, after Albert Lorch has done her a favour: Oh! Abbie, you're the best friend I have . . . er . . . I mean the second best. PHONE 6-6484 Jnnw UTFITTERS F F ICE t...m 58-60 QUEEN Sr. Sourn KITCHENER Wholesale Distributors I I ,ljgj..

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