Elmira District Secondary School - Oracle Yearbook (Elmira, Ontario Canada)

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uu.yoT's ' Congratulate The Graduates HEADQUARTERS FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES Everything you need at School After school have a Sundae or Soda We use Silverwoods Delicious Ice Cream ULLYOT' S DRUG STORE The Rexall Store PHONE 375 ELMIRA, ONT. gmail! I You just know she buys her clothes at NORMAN GOWDY'S soHooL IS oUTz WHERE IS EVERYONE RUNNING? fad! eafe Meals - Light Lunches - Refreshments Naturally to of Course Try our Home-made Candy and Ice Cream

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THE ORACLE 79 Sl.:I-,gs gots... Motorist: fwho had knocked down Lloyd Mulhollandl Are'you all right my lad? Lloyd: ul dunno! Here's my ribs and my liver, but where's my kidneys? 'I' I' 'U Johnny: MLook at that rhinoceros! Willie: That's no rhinoceros, that's a hippopotamus. Can't you see it ain't got no radiator cap. 'I' Q Q Your methods of cultivation are hopelessly out of date, said Laverne Wittick, recent graduate of special Ag., to the old farmer. Why I'd be aston- ished if you got even ten pounds of apples from that tree. So would I, said the farmer, it's a pear tree. f' f tl' The stern-jawed, shaggy-browed, prominent citizen glared at the young man who had just entered his study. I understand, young man, that you desire to become my son-in-law, he boomed. The other iidgeted uneasily before replying, As a matter of fact I don't, Mr. Clamp, he confessed, but it's hard to avoid it if I marry your daughter isn't it? Teacher: fTo late studentj 'GDo you know the bell has gone? Pupil: '6Not really! What won't they be stealing next! ' 'I' I' -K- Shiek: I know a man who has been married 46 years and spends every even- ing at home. Sheba: That's what I call real lovef' Shiek: The doctor calls it paralysis. I I' I Said the Teacher: HA tyrant is a ruler that is hated and feared. Now give me a sentence with the word in it. The teacher struck the pupil with her tyrant , ventured one boy. -I I' I' DQ ou emember hen - g at 1 I lv t PROP. KENDALL I JAILED JoHrg.A,- HIS STUDENTS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME STRUCK ELMIRAA AND CONNIE D THOUGHT SHE COULD SLEEPAN HOUR LONGER -Eleanor Kerrigan, IX A ToTED' BooKS Fon asv s

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THE ORACLE Professional Directory of Elmira Rev Rev. Rev. Rev. Rev Rev 0 CLERGY J. J. Arnold, Pastor of Saint Theresa's Church, Phone 387. R. L. Kalbfleisch, Pastor of St. James Lutheran Church, Phone 430. F. Malinsky, Pastor of St. Paul's Lutheran Church, Phone 425. E. N. Mohr, Pastor of Zion Exangelical Church, Phone 560. A. L. Thompson, Pastor of Wesley United Church, Phone 573. 0. D. Snider, Pastor of the Elmira Mennonite Church, Phone 2178 MEDICINE J. R. Simmons, 6 Mill Street, Phone 594. McQuibban Sz McCullough, 2 Park Avenue, Phone 471. Dr. Drs. LeRoy Wagner, 5 King Street, Phone 324. Dr. DENTISTRY Dr. A. C. Carbert, 5 Arthur Street, Phone 574. Dr. C. E. Gibson, 17 Arthur Street, Phone 426. LAW U A. H. Zilliax, 37 Arthur Street, Phone 363. Wm. Clark, 10 Arthur Street, Phone 542.