Elmira District Secondary School - Oracle Yearbook (Elmira, Ontario Canada)

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THE ORACLE 79 Sl.:I-,gs gots... Motorist: fwho had knocked down Lloyd Mulhollandl Are'you all right my lad? Lloyd: ul dunno! Here's my ribs and my liver, but where's my kidneys? 'I' I' 'U Johnny: MLook at that rhinoceros! Willie: That's no rhinoceros, that's a hippopotamus. Can't you see it ain't got no radiator cap. 'I' Q Q Your methods of cultivation are hopelessly out of date, said Laverne Wittick, recent graduate of special Ag., to the old farmer. Why I'd be aston- ished if you got even ten pounds of apples from that tree. So would I, said the farmer, it's a pear tree. f' f tl' The stern-jawed, shaggy-browed, prominent citizen glared at the young man who had just entered his study. I understand, young man, that you desire to become my son-in-law, he boomed. The other iidgeted uneasily before replying, As a matter of fact I don't, Mr. Clamp, he confessed, but it's hard to avoid it if I marry your daughter isn't it? Teacher: fTo late studentj 'GDo you know the bell has gone? Pupil: '6Not really! What won't they be stealing next! ' 'I' I' -K- Shiek: I know a man who has been married 46 years and spends every even- ing at home. Sheba: That's what I call real lovef' Shiek: The doctor calls it paralysis. I I' I Said the Teacher: HA tyrant is a ruler that is hated and feared. Now give me a sentence with the word in it. The teacher struck the pupil with her tyrant , ventured one boy. -I I' I' DQ ou emember hen - g at 1 I lv t PROP. KENDALL I JAILED JoHrg.A,- HIS STUDENTS DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME STRUCK ELMIRAA AND CONNIE D THOUGHT SHE COULD SLEEPAN HOUR LONGER -Eleanor Kerrigan, IX A ToTED' BooKS Fon asv s

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THE I DI Sl RIN KITCHENER Offers more for your money. Smart school clothes .... backed by the EATON Guar- antee Goods Satisfactory Or Money Refundedv! THE - CANADIAN DEPARTMENT STORES LIMITED Practice at Home - Rent an UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER Rented : Sold : Serviced Underwood Elliott Fisher Lilnited 50 ONTARIO STREET S. - KITCHENER, ONT. PHONE 7-7562 Q Makers of the UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER I He Profits Most, W ho Serves Best - G 0 R D O N'S WILLIAM CLARK GOQD BARRISTER G I A s s E S SOLICITOR SATISFY NOTARY Ono ELMIRA ONTARIO I 49 ONTARIO STREETAS. KITCHENER PHONE 2-4237 ..i......................... .. .... I ...

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uu.yoT's ' Congratulate The Graduates HEADQUARTERS FOR SCHOOL SUPPLIES Everything you need at School After school have a Sundae or Soda We use Silverwoods Delicious Ice Cream ULLYOT' S DRUG STORE The Rexall Store PHONE 375 ELMIRA, ONT. gmail! I You just know she buys her clothes at NORMAN GOWDY'S soHooL IS oUTz WHERE IS EVERYONE RUNNING? fad! eafe Meals - Light Lunches - Refreshments Naturally to of Course Try our Home-made Candy and Ice Cream