Elmira District Secondary School - Oracle Yearbook (Elmira, Ontario Canada)

Page 85 text:

,.-w-7 R O Y J. A B E R L E CITIES SERVICE STATION Service with a Smile E O LMIRA, NTARIO MILK CHOCOLATE BARS 6 VARIETIES B '1 Fruit 8z Nut - Plain Milk - P eanut - Orange - Caramel Sandwich TI-IE REAL THING EOR SCHOOL AND SPORT TREKKER CAMP SHOES TI-IE GREAT WEST FELT Co. Elmira, Ontari

Page 84 text:

THE ORACLE wg7Q:' 79 THE LOVERS' RO0ST Mr. Kendall did his best But couldn't stop the lovers' nest, Among the lockers of fourth and third, Until Mr. Currie's voice was heard. A scurry here, a scramble there, And then somebody fell somewhere, When up the hall our look-out spied The principa1's great and heavy stride, ' First saw his hair and then his face, Although between us was great space, But with one wild dash he across it flew, And. we didn't know just what to do. When it was over around us we spied, Saw Midge in her locker as if to hideg Bernice struggled manfully with a knot in her lace, And June and Betty locked in ,em- brace, But the words from our principal we'll never forget: Are you loafers or lovers ? -the nail he did hit, How could he guess it, when all we do Is poke around vainly tying our shoe? But that isn't the first time we've been caughtg When'Mr. Currie sees us, he makes it hot. From now on, our group is truly reformed, No hanging 'round corridors after having been warned. Miss MacVicar: Improve this sentence: Girls is better-looking than boys . Lloyd Mulholland: Girls is arti- ficially better-looking than boys. lk Pls :lf Mr. Hardy: Kenneth, give me the formula for water. Kenneth: H I J K L M N O. Mr. Hardy: Who gave you that v idea. Kenneth: You didg you said it was H,O. Patronize Uur Advertisers We thank our advertisers for their response to our request that they use the Year Book as a medium of advertising. It is to this generous response that the Year Book owes its success, a success even beyond our highest expectations. Now it lies within the power of every reader to repay at least to some extent those who have taken advertising space in this, our second publication. Our advertisers are all business people of good standing, whose aim and desire it is to satisfactorily supply your needs, and they are taking this opportunity to remind you of this desire and of offering their services for your benefit and comfort. Therefore, we urge you to take advantage of these offers and, by doing so, you will be assured that you are getting the best for your money. PROTECT YOUR HEALTH . . . Q by installing a Duro Water Softener. Clear Sparkling Soft 'i Water, Fit to Drink, Excellent to Cook with, splendid to Bathe in. Saves your plumbing from that dwful. lime. WILLIAM RUDOW, Elmira - Phone: Shop 416, Residence 359

Page 86 text:

. s ,, !Qff' 3 ,VVA J H ,ff , v ff ' ' . ,' 1 7 ,X fn- QV, 1- ,ff ,v ,, I- - A ., lj yt., - I -. J I' V vffy .f-gf Y I.,-5 I T, I K J , s. ! fxg lv . A sf X , ,Af V ,KJ ,Mgr