Elmira District Secondary School - Oracle Yearbook (Elmira, Ontario Canada)

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THE ORACLE 77 WHAT A SCHOOL THIS WOULD BE . . . IF Howard were bad instead of Good, Grace were a paddle instead of an Orr, Bert were a bad one instead of a Goodwin, Donald were a captive instead of a Freeman, John were a Massey instead of McCormick, Gloria were short instead of Long, Grace were a bush instead of a Woods, Raymond would wash instead of Koch, Dorothy were a hollow instead of a Hill, Ralph were a sparrow instead of a Robbins, Jean were a breadbaker instead of a Shoemaker, Howard were a boot instead of a Shuh, Raymond were a warble instead of a Bott, Jimmy were a hammer instead of a Vice, Helen were an ain't instead of an Arndt, Audrey would bake it instead of Burnett, Donald were a floor instead of a Selling, Jack were weak instead of Strong. I have gathered together some of the many good points of the pupils of Grade 12 and created a perfect girl and boy. THE IDEAL BOY He would have Stanley Beisel's dark brown curly hair, Bruce Rup- pel's quizzical eyebrows, and Louis Klinck's long curling eyelashes overshadowing his deep dark eyes. David RoWland's cheerfully curved mouth would. do wonders to Donald Weichel's firm white teeth, while Bill Arnold's broad shoulders and athletic body would make any thin boy envious. Keith Keller's quiet politeness, Douglas McKay's gay and chipper point of view, Donald Freeman's grin, Jack Strong's vast store of conversational ammunition, La- verne Miller's hockey playing and Norman Hathaway's deep baritone voice, complete my conception of a perfect specimen. If you don't agree, take particu- lar notice the next time. THE IDEAL GIRL She would have Betty Schum- mer's raven black locks offsetting Mary Howard's fair complexion, Lorine Weber's beautiful expres- sive eyes, Marie Weichel's pert nose with Jean Klinck's cute red mouth acting as a background for Eleanor Arnold's winning smile. Janet Morlock's trim slender figure, combined with Ruby Gies' meticulousness, would effectively set off any selection of clothes. Dorothy Mulholland's hands and fingers would do justice to any kind of jewelry. With Ruth Dillon's singing voice, Helen Karley's intelligence, and Audrey Hahn's quietness sprinkled with Gladys Doherty's gaiety and wit, I give you the ideal girl. -THE AUTHOR? - GUESS. Ray Bott fstanding and waiting to ask Miss Cruickshank what he got in Modern Historyj. Orma Stevens Cat her lockerjz What are you waiting for? Ray: To see Miss 'Cruickshank about our history. Orma ffrowninglz Oh, don't be sorryg you know you got about 99 11!13 iniit. Ray-grinning as usual.

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