Elma High School - Gold and Black Yearbook (Elma, IA)

Page 17 text:

ln the next tent we went un there was an act beung sponsored by the Amerucan Poluce Assocuatuon We hear surens screamung A car us gettung away Bang' The ture blew out The car us out of control There s a curve ahead Crashl Look' Someone us tryung to get away Stop or I ll shoot shouted a poluceman Some one had stolen tour hub caps off a car The person stopped and upon turnung around we saw who ut was We gasped No ut couldnt bel But ut was Bobby Vuhutunger We dudnt get to talk to hum so Idon t know how he got such a uob but I ll bet the hub caps off my car ut was because he had experuence un doung ut before Now we step up to the race track and see the cars luned up ready for the race 'Vhat s thus? A maroon Ford on the far end Say ut looks famuluar Why yes l remember seeung that car sometume before I can see the druver now Yes ut s good old John Lund class of 53 He sure has come a long way sunce those speed crazy days at E H S Now there us a shot a squeal ofthe tures and a roar ofthe motors Aluttle later the dust us luftung and there we see .bhn lust barely movung He cant be that slow' Of course not we were lust unformed that ,bhn has been around twuce already andthe race ss all over John has done ut agaun He set another all tume speed record of 2l6 mules per hour and us now SPEED DEMON ofthe Unuted States of Ameruca Congratulatuons John The next place we came to was a trube of Afrucans They came durectly from Afruca and use theur own customs Because they couldn t use guns or other weapons they hured a whute guru as a rabbut catcher Thus gurl would protect them and catch theur food whuch wcs rabbut When a demonstratuon of catchung rabbuts was guven we could see by the method of chasung ut was Aluce Laue of E H S class of 5.9 Next we came to a tent that had a pucture of a bearded lady on ut We paud our quarter and went un Thus was to be the last appearance of the Bearded Lady She was goung to shave off the beard and reture Wnen she began to shave off the beard we thought she had a resemblance of someone we had seen before Sure enough ut was Ruta Haskovec of good old E H S We talked wuth her and wushed her much success un Next we came to the great luon tent There were two luons un a cage There we saw a woman trauner whose name was Qnet Rosanna She was very good at makung them obey and traunung them The doy be fore the same two Irons kulled two trauners We thought we should know her so we asked someone who she was but before they could answer we saw ut was Rosanna Brummond of E H S As we were walkung along we accudentally came across an old newspaper We notuced a famuluar leg on a full page advertusement by the Nylons a Gal Can Trust Hosuery Company After closer scrutuny we duscovered ul was Lous Fountaun who after wunnung the contest forthe most beautuful legs un the world us now the most beautuful model un the busuness Prettuer legs to you Lous As we were walkung past the Katz on the Green Lanes we see a great crowd wautung outsude After I funally shoved and pushed my way though what do I seel hbne other than Ruta Narue Shock of E H S class of 55 Ruta has now changed her name to You Set Em and I II Knock Em Down Shock She us now bowlung champuon of 79 As we walked along we heard there was a famous ludge who was goung to ludge the Bathung Beauty Con test of I979 He had never fauled to puck the best one un all hus uudgung After the contest we were untro duced to hum and to our surpruse ut was DuWayne Kurchner of E H S Thus sure was a surprrse to us because we always thought DuWayne was scared of gurls un E H S We hope he keeps up the good work and us always honest un ut As we look agaun unto the crystal ball we see two busuness places Dale s Ice Cream Plant and Dale s Cugar Plant Two ofthe best un the country Now we see the boss druvung up to the cugar plant now He us druvung a I979 Bodemobule whuch he made un hus own factory ue forgot to tell you he also had a car fac tory It was Dale Boderman He got all hus druvung experuence un good old E H S He was smokung a cugar he made un hus own plant also We wush hum much luck We always knew he had the get up-and-go to do thungs Now that the day us comung to an end we decude to leave the faur grounds It was a very long day but we saw every senuor from E H S who graduated un 55 We are all glad they have 'obs of one kund or mother and hope they have much success un the years to come I3 I . I . . , , . . . . . , ' ' ll I ll ' - . . . , . , , . . . . , . , 1 I I ' . , . . . . . , . . A , . . . . If 4 1 . , . i I I . . u ' ' I ll 'Il ' . , , . . . . , , . . . . . . . Q , I I . . , . , . . . , . . . , . , . ' ' ' ' ll I-ll . . . , . ' ll ll ' ' growing her next beard and went on. ll ' ll ' ' ' I . . . ' , . . . ' ll ll ' ' I ' I . I . . I . . , . . I . . . l , I T . . ., ll ll ' ll I lb I l IQ ' . . , I . . . - . . , ' . . . , , . . . . ' . . , . .

Page 16 text:

emot 61444 predictions Vtkuule vusutung the Vtbrld Four un Chucago lllunous un the year l979 we were somewhat surprused at the results the senuors of 55 had accomplushed We are unformed on some through the crystal ball and others we met un person As we gaze unto the crystal ball we see a large room fulled wuth chuldren of all suzes and races Some are playung whule others are workung hard At the front of the room suts an elderly lady at her desk and can you umagune thus she has along stuckl Well she not only has one but three lt looks as uf she has guven up the slogan of Sporung the rod and spoulung the chuld No wonder the chuldren are studyung so hard As she glances up from her desk we recognuze her as beung none other than Marcella Ludwug graduate of 55 from E H S Congratulatuons Marcella and keep up the good work We glance further unto the crystal ball and we hear soft musuc druftung out of nowhere We are lustenung earnestly when suddenly we see before us a tall blonde actress sungung l ll be down to get you un a taxu honey Her vouce gave her away ummeduately as beung Marue Berry from the class of 55 We dudn t get to talk to her but we were told that she was the favorute actress and sunger un Guucago lt couldnt have happened to a more talented gurl and the best of luck Marue un the future We now see a huge crowd gatherung around a small booth Thus looks suspucuous let s see where ut leads us The people are buyung chances and votung Thus sure us an unusual way to do ut Beg your pardon r but could you tell us what s goung on here'7 Yes of course was our answer haven t you heard about the only lady who us now runnung for Presudent of the Lhuted States? Our country has been run by a man so long that everyone wants to see what a woman can do HUSHI Here she comes now as hqapy as a lark lt can t bel But yes ut us Nlargaret Smuth of the 55 class of E H S Guess those assugnments un hustory and govern ment classes went to her head Well good luck Margaret un your 'ob We guve a sudden turn to the crystal ball and somethung a luttle dufferent seems to be happenung lt seems there us a bug fught takung place All we can see us two fu ters un the rung At one sude a tall blonde haured self You really shouldnt be fughtung over me gurls but he usn t makung too much effort to stop them Though we dudn't recognuze the muscles we funally recognuzed the face of Arnold Tonles He has really come up un the world and we wush hum luck un hus gurl fughts and un gust plaun ordunary fughts Ps we agaun glance back un the crystal ball we see bug machunes at work un a small fueld and several wagons are beung fulled wuth graun Thus sure has been a lucky year for someone Comung unto the pucture we see the famuluar face of Fred Schwake Hu there Fred thus sure us a pleasant surpruse to see you workung here we were expectung to see you as presudent of some labor unuon We were told that Fred saud he wouldnt change to town lufe for anythung He saud he planned on buyung another 0 acres of land as soon as he got hus graun un storage We see that Fred has reached success un farmung We all hope he enloys ut We now see a luttle tent where there us to be an exhubutuon of the woman who luved un the shoe and she had 27 kuds Sunce we dudn t have anythung to do we thought we would go un and see It As we entered we realuz ed there was a slught resemblance to someone we knew lt was none other than Mary Prochaska of E H S class of 55 We asked her uf she luked her fob playung the Old Woman un the Shoe Che saud What do you mean Job'9 I m here to present my famuly as the largest un the world these are my chuldren NM-z were glad for her but ut was quute a shock consuderung that Mary always saud she was goung to be an old maud We now take tume out to see the champuon pruze wrestlers We see un one corner a small mudget weu ung about 99 pounds ln the other corner stands a man about 7 lf2 feet tall black curly haur and weughung about 250 pounds The bell us about to rung When ut dud the wrestlers ummeduately leave theur corners and are off The mudget has the other one cornered now he s gotten hum down The referee counts to three Now the u guy us panned The champuon comes out to take a bow It usn t untul then that we recognuze hum as beung Bud Ashpole graduate of 55 lf ut hadn t have been for that fruendly smule we wouldn t have known ut was you l2 o o a . . . . . . . , . . I . I . . ,, ,, . . . I . . . . . . , . . . I . . . I . I I I , . . . . ,, . . . . . .,f ,, , , . . . - I I ' ' ' uu u ' - I I I ll ' ' ' ' ' II II ' I . , . . . . . , , . I I I ' . Q . . . F , . . . . w . . . u I Si I I ' II II II I ' I I I II I . . . ,, ,, . . . - , -d . . . ' I I I ' muscle-man is dancing around showing off his muscles. He glances at the group and sort of whispers to him- , II I ' ' I ' III ' I ' . , . I . . ,, . . . . . Q ' I I I . . . ,, . , ' I - r ' . . . . , Il II ' ' ' ' II ' II ' II . . , , . . I . ,, . , , , . ' I I ' , ' ' . . b'g II II ' I ' ' I ' I ' I Bud.

Page 18 text:

amor glass WI! We the senaor class resadang an the caty of Elma Howard County Iowa beang of sound and daspos Ing mlnd and memory and not actang under duress menace fraud or the undue anfluence of any person whomsoever do hereby make publash and declare thas our last wall and testament an manner and form followang Sectaon I Bequests of undnvaduals I Rosanna Brummond wall my qunet personalaty to Bally Havlak and my 'ob at the popcorn machane to .lack Brandmall l Alace Laue wull my heaght to .hck Brandmall and my battered braans to anyone who can use them and last of all my gullabalaty to Barbara Kozlen I Robert Whatanger wall my curly haar to Bob lkVraes and my muscles to Raymond Havlak I DuWayne Karchner wall my abalaty to stay awake an classes to Jack Vlmatnnger and my cbalaty to keep out of trouble to Bally Havlak I Rata Shock wall Maraon Hyke my abalaty to get an early and a lock of my haar to James Fasher l Dale Boderman wall my superaor dravang abalaty to Eugene Schwake and my good grades an Eng lash to Duane Rnmrodt l Bud RITPOIB wall my good looks and abalaty to get along wath garls to Raymond Havlak and my abalaty to play basketball to Stephen Ludley l hkzrae Berry wall my freedom nn keeping late dates to Irene Cable and a few anches of my ex cess headwt to Machael Eastoe I Rata Haskovec wall my abalaty to play basketball to Donna Cummungs and my abalaty to drave safely to James Fasher l .bhn Lund wall my baseball abalaty to Gene Deterdang and my abalaty to stay out of trouble to .hmes Fasher I Fred Schwake wall my abalaty to leave the garls alone to James Marak and my good behavaor to Duane Ramrodt l Loas Fountaan wall my place onthe honor roll to Verla Maseman and n y pos utaon as guard on farst team to Irene Cable I Marcella Ludwag wall my baofocals to anyone who wants them and my abalaty to stop at every stop sxgn to Adolph Ludwag l Amold Tonles wall my qunet personalaty to Robert DeVr1es and my abalaty to play basketball to Gene lkterdang I Abrgaret Smuth wall my back desk to Betty Hanz and my maaden abalaty to blush to anyone who wants It l Nary Prochaska wall my shy unflarty manner to Anna Moe Laue my saster to bckae Whntmger md my abalaty on beang able to wank to Dean Schroeder I4 U I . .. . . . . I I I I I . . . . I I I I . . . . I I I . I - I I I . I I I .. . . . . I I I - . . .. . .. .. I I I I I I ' . . .. .. . I I I . . . .. . . . I I I .. I I I ' . . . . . .. . .. . I I I . . .. . .. I I I . I I I . . . .. . I I I I . . . .. I I I . . . . . . . . .. I I I . . . . . .. I I I . . . . . .. I I I I I .. . .