Ellsworth High School - Eagle Yearbook (Ellsworth, IL)

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S IOR PRDPHECY I was glancing through the newspaper when this headline caught my eye-- BREAK BETWEEN MULTI-MILLIONAIRE TWINS. It said, The famous brothers, Dick and David Young are reportedly on bad terms. It all stems from the fact that David owns the Chicago Cubs and Dick owns the New York Yankees . Last year the Cubs took the Series from the Yankees . This is their first win since 1935 Well, what do you know about that? I wonder whatever became of the rest of that class . My curiosity was so aroused that I simply had to know. I decided to get in touch with Jack Wall and see if he could do anything. jack is an up and coming lawyer that took over Raymond Burr's part in the Perry Mason show. The sponsor extended the show to make it two hours long since jack was doing such a good job. jack said he would find a detective for me and let me know when he had a detailed report. It is now two weeks later and the report has just arrived . I'm sure you would like to know what it says so here it is: Margie Parker has just broken up with her sixth husband because she felt he was a poor marriage risk. She didn't get the custody of the children but she did get a 53, 000,000 a year settlement. Why, I just can't believe it! And it says here that Glenn Stille has taken over the family business of farming, but is reportedly doing a little bootlegging on the side. He is now known as just Plain Glenn Stille. I'm afraid to look, at the next one. It says: Barbara Newberry is a happily married woman. Her husband, Bob, is now a major in the army and she is thinking of joining the WACS . She'll have to take orders from him now! Now that one wasn't so bad. I wonder what jim Knight turned out to be. It says here that he is an outstanding young scientist who has offered his services to man the first rocket to the moon. When asked why he volunteered, jim replied, I'm looking for new conquests, new thrills, new stories, and new girls! Well, what do you know! janet Brent has just been nominated as the first woman president of the KU KLUX KLAN. But wait, this can't be, she turned the offer down. She didn't think her husband, Kenny, could take care of their nine children without her help. That was nice of her. Speaking of nice people, it says here that Alice and Linda are in business together. They call it Carlson and McWhorter Deep Sea Divers I knew they would amount to something. That's one job where you start at the top and work down! Nancy Keene is the highest paid model in the United States . She models exclusively, FREDRICKS ORIGINALS. Fredricks Originals is her husband and they have six little originals . Loren Carter owns the biggest building in Ellsworth. The sign out in front says, CARTER'S MORTUARY -------- WE GIVE GREEN STAMPS. And jerry Williams, better known as Professor Williams, has decided after eight years of teaching to quit. Her theory is, Why teach somebody else's kids when you can raise your own. George Scott is a small-time Texas rancher with only 20 oil wells, 10, 000 head of cattle, and was just nominated as THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR OF THE YEAR. What do you know about that. I didn't think any of the students of that class would turn out like they did except for jeff Adams . He is operating ADAM'S ELITE JUNK YARD. There is something about his junk yard that is different from others . Yes, you guessed it, Jeff wrecked about all those cars himself!! So this is the end of jack's report, and according to how much he charged me, this is the end of my bank account, too. 15

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