Ellsworth High School - Hub Yearbook (Ellsworth, WI)

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HUMOR I see no reason why some folks Never chuckle at my Jokes Unless perhaps It somehow bears Upon the fact I don't at G1rls Room Between Classes 'Have y u got any l1pst1ck? What's our Geometry today? our dress 15 sxmply darhng I l1ke your halr that way Who took you to the party? I had a wonderful mght' ary s had her haxr cut ' I ll say she's a crab all r1ght Darn there goes my compact ' romxse you ll never tell? What mark d1d you get on that one? Good grxef there s the bell' M1ll1e H asked Juamta P what the defuntxon of a w1ll was Her answer A dead g1ve away' Mr Brxckner ln Chem1stry Lab chxsel Snooks For heaven's sake use your head' ' The most dangerous part of an auto mobxle 15 the nut who holds the steer xng wheel Marx Anne R What's dandruff'? Dor1s A 'Ch1ps off the old block' Jlm J If you keep look1ng at me l e that 1'm go1ng to klss you Carol H Well I can't hold th1s ex p esslon much longer' Jack S Can a boy be pumshed for somethmg he hasn t done? r Aamoth No hy do you ask? Jack S I haven't dore my Geometry Nuts are Just l1ke Jokes they're no good untxl they're cracked theirs' Vernon A Shir ley H amateur May I klss you? ' 'Heavens another Freddle H legs Joe K Just long enough to reach from me to the ground How long are your Ode to Athletes the fall football the wxnter basketball the sprxng baseball the surnrner Can't study 1n Gotta play Can't study 1n Gotta play Can't study 1n Gotta play Can't study 1n Gotta g1rl Don K I m just a poor guy tryxng to get ahead need one' Coach Br1ckner 'Name the most lmportant thlng about basketball Number ZZ e Bonnle B sat gaz1ng fondly at her new engagement r1ng Is lt a real d1 mond? she asked Merl1n answer Well 1f It 1sn't I got stung for half a dollar' Carol K D1d you read about h b y who swallowed h1s spoon? Mary Ellen K No what happened? Carol He can't stxr Elsle S g1v1ng a speech She arose w1th her speech And read It She had nothmg to say And sald xt Courtesy of Nelson Implement Company 30 1 0 ' ' ll ' I : 1 , . ll . Ill HY ' ' - I ll ? ll ' . .ll I - ll HM I ' I vu I ' . rl , l n . IP ' I II ' - ' I' ' I ll ' ' l - vl I ' ' . I , ' . . . I' You'll never break that rock with a Janet G. - That's fine, you certainly ll ' ' - - - :nM ' vu . ' 0 - Il I Il , ' . - -ah- ed: - , ' ' ' , ' . - ll ' .ll ik ' ' . ' - - , ' - . - ' t e 1. ' .ll 0 - . - u - - ll . - . n l , , i N1 . - ll ' w ll ' . ' ' : . . . ,,

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Twenty thlrd Psalm Ellsworth H1gh Vers1ons Mlss R1tch1e IS my boss I wxll not deny lt She maketh me to s1t at my desk when I enter the study hall She leadeth me 1f I don't She restoreth me back to grace after send1ng me to the off1ce to be lectured on my conduct for the school's sake Yea though I walk w1th a smxle on my face I shall get no rest For she IS beh1nd me her reproof and her desk bell do everythang but cornfort me She prepareth a sermon for me 1n front of all the students She annomteth my head w1th a glance My feet run away when they can Surely her teachlngs shall follow me all the days of my l1fe and She shall dwell 1n my memory forever Mr Br1ckner 15 my teacher I am done for He maketh me study equatlons he checketh my answers He arouseth my fear he asketh me to reclte though my knees shake Yea though I walk through a maze of chlorldes and nltrates I shall not get through and many are wlth me Hls oxxdes and h1s valences they worry me He reporteth my marks mn the presence of my classmates He useth no mercy my grxef and experxment' runneth over' Surely zeros and fa1lures shall follow me all the days of my l1fe And I shall dwell 1n E H S forever more TO JUNIORS Lxves of Semors all remlnd us And departmg leave behlnd us Footpr1nts on the h1gh school staxrs TO SOPHOMORES ' hat do we go to school for? Asked a Freshman of a Soph We go to school to have lots of fun And keep the seats dusted off We go to bother the teachers And get them good and mad and the madder they get and the qulcker the more xt makes us glad We don't go to get our lessons If you do they ll say you're o So you needn't th1nk you'll study Rephed the w1se old Soph' TO FRESHMEN I Thou shalt not take the names of thy teachers 1n vaxn they mlght overhear and mark thee accordmgly II Thou shalt not swlpe more than a tablet of paper from thy nexghbor one tablet xs all thy own notebook w1ll hold III Thou shalt not congregate 1n the hallway lest thou be asked xf thou art lack lng work IV Thou shalt not leave the study hall to wander at thy w1ll about the bu11d1ng lest some teacher 1nqu1re whlther thou goest V Thou shalt not whxsper aloud 1n study hall The teachers love not the sound of thy gentle vo1ce VI Thou shalt not chew thy gum loudly mn the classrooms for 1f thou doest thee and thy gum must part VII Thou shalt not let thy socxal dut1es mterfere w1th thy study hours lest thou faml Courtesy of C and L Motor Frelght Company 32 s ' C ' .lp . We can make our lives like theirs, IW -ti- -1 l ll K 9 D 1 ' 1 I ll ffll ' , ll