Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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CSL' WW IHC WEB: C 1919 my AQ X ' . ,Q , - .. ' uf' ' 2 REMAX Q , 'a ? 2555 I f -.., -f ,,?f H , sf lmmu- IM, V anv il Manu nllrirfrlllrxxxxmw ...- ,v,,,I, U UH, -S . A Farmer or a Monkey. Mr. Gaulke fwhen sugar supply at Hall became shortj. If they don t get some more sugar pretty soon, I'm going to raise cane. New Use. Miss Cox, In Domestic Science. What is a tea-bone? Bright Pupil- That's wh at we make tea of. And we hoped to have a normal talk. Magee in Chapel talk that is a phase which I want to talk more on fMaronJ. Dreamland ? Griz in Psychology. The mind contains nothing but shadows and imagery. Pres. Meyer-Well, then our minds are empty, there's nothing in them. Griz.- Well, I know I haven't any boxes in my brain. Mr. B.- No, but he has plenty of girls there. Sprachefuehling? Prof. Harris to Krieg in French Have you learned to feel feminine when you talk feminine? Krieg Hardly, The Difference. lst. Speaker- What is the differ- ence between Arnold and Stille? 2nd, Speaker- Why, I don't know. lst Speaker- Why Arnold knows allg Stille all nose. Striking Likeness. Miss Jones watching Prof. Himmel drawing a skeleton- What a horrible looking human being. Ralph S.- That's me. ' Miss J.- I thought I recognized it. A New Idea f Did He Get It? J Mr. Prexy Cin Philosophy Classj Lien, will you please put that dog out? Mr. L.- Why that's no dog, merely an idea. K. Laipple- Get the idea then. Some Linguist. Prof. Harris- Harding can say in o t h i n g' in seventeen different languages. it's Consolation. Cy Albertson fhurrying thru rain to his charge' Let's hurry. I don't want to get wet. Friend- Never mind, you'll be dry enough when you get in the pulpit. A Problem in Mathematics or U? If Miss Gene plus K. Laipple's feet equals 190 lbs. and Miss Gene weighs 140 pounds how much do K's feet weigh? To Have and to Hold. fAt Inter-Dormitory Party, while playing Day and Nightj Mr. Meyer- Do we just have to touch the girls? Mr. Wilson- Yes. Paully-O, We don't have to hold them then. A Helpful Hint for Girls. Gaulke-They say s i l e n c e is golden. Osee-Gee that would be an easy way to get rich wouldn't it? Gaulke-Yes, but I'm afraid the women would all be paupers. A Hilarious Ride. Miss Megan and Miss Bell report an excellent time at the banquet. They say that they enjoyed it more than a ride in the most luxurious car. It is said they drove a Burrough to the Brink of Despair. Personal. During discussion of Literary Ban- Quet for the Boys. President. Does the Committee have a date ? Harmony. Prof. H. Do you, Mr. Schultz, find any fault with Miss Mitchel?s sentence structure ? Mr. S. No Sir! None whatsoeverg it is faultless. She has her sentence written exactly as I have mine. Prof. H. Very well sir! Great minds agree. A Fact. Helen Collis, Leone, Harriet and I are going. Leone H. looking at Harriet Is Helen Lyon? Helen C. I am not.

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:ll ,N-4, H? Q Q 'sem i WEB 3. '- ? ..,. J m e rnxu,u. Y a l 1 A It M lf' .qzrrfizfrlzrmmwl I V 7 -- H Q 70 -5, , p M, -- ' lfltl v'W - -- , V ,.. - w hat jjuninr 0112155 will We, the Junior Class, of '19 with our last expiring breath as this Annual goes to press, do hereby give, bequeath and bestow all of our cares and worries to the Junior Class of '20. Lionel Arnold, Editor-in-Chief, gives, bequeaths and bestows a perpetual grouch, one small portion of patience torn and shattered, two hundred and forty sleepless nights, a couple billion exploded nerve cells, also the boquets and cabbage heads bestowed upon him by the appreciative public. Anita Adams, Assistant Editor gives, bequeaths and bestows a brilliant literary career ruined by dabbling in such trivial material, also a sunny disposi- tion badly damaged. Fred Sheets, Business Manager, gives, bequeaths and bestows the small for- tune he didn't make, all the kicks he received, a badly shattered purse and a much patched smile. Laverne Thies, Assistant Business Manager, gives, bequeaths and bestows all of his interest-in the girls also an improved and original method of extract- ing dough from the tightwads. Lora Killius, Editor of Calendar and Honor Roll, gives, bequeaths and bestows all of the nice letters and pictures she received from soldier boys, a shattered heart, and a Cycle of Time. Helen Collis, the Picture Man, Gives, bequeaths and bestows the films of the pictures she doesn't want to keep, several broken hearts and a bad case of photographic nerves. Laura Mitchell, Joke Editor, Gives, bequeaths and bestows a deal of nothing the nucleus of her jokes, a quiet serious 'disposition ruined by frivolity and all the vial of wrath poured upon her innocent head by the people she omitted.