Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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- wEIb ,.g J 'f'I ' .ss V U , ' ,U Nnpavpapa uununu. W fJ 2sWI1SW?J ...,, -'!.. 1 mmu 4 Powder Puffs Too. A Star? Brittain, Say, Carrie, Prexy is Mr. Hoover-Well, we have a Mush- sending an order for you to close up the library. Miss Reynolds, excited. Close it? Why? - Brittain- Well he's afraid some German spies might come around and blow up the magazines. Domestic Science or Music. Miss Elliot to a vocal student, What tone are you singing? Student- Re Miss Elliot- No, Think. Student- Fan Miss E.- Noi Raised Do. Get a Line on This. Angling Note- As fish run in schools, the bookworm would seem to be the proper bait for the. -EX. An Anochronism. Mr. Lien-CAfter naming potatoes in several languagesj Miss Mitchell, what's the word for potatoes in Latin? Miss M.- Why, I don't remember. Mr. L.- Ha, Ha! Say who lived first Caesar or Columbus. Defined. Prof.- What is an optimist? Bright Pupil- An eye doctor. Dorsal or Ventral View. Miss M.- It's good to see Miss Possehl back again. Mr. L.- Hm, it's good to see her face again. Somewhere. U. R. Wise. Noticing Green put- ting on an overcoat: Where are you going? I. M. Green: I am going to get warmer. U. R. Wise: Oh. krat, a Fox and a Campbell and Millers always gather about a lamp. Miss M.-You certainly must be a bright and shining light then. The Revised Spelling. At Inter-Dormitory Party Guessing Contest. Mr. Wilson-b and four letters-a kind of meat. Miss W.-i'Beef. Mr. W.-B-e-a-f, no not enough letters. Something New in Science. Hygiene is the structure of health? The pericardium is the fluid that flows in the muscles. Unclassified or In Toto. Professor, To what part of speech does 'woman' belong? Brightness himself, Well, I've found woman is all parts of speech. A Question of Philology. Teacher: t'How long a time elapsed during the Dark Ages? Student: Well, we know that many knights passed away during this time. , In Board Feet? Corj The Third Dimension. Schulz- Say, Prof. what do you think the proper dimensions for a person's head should be? P1'of.- Well, that depends. Now if your head were as long as it is thick, think what you'd look like. Located. President Meyer in Psychology- If green is not in your consciousness, where is it? Griz- In the grass.