Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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HC WEB: ' s I. A , - 'YI X ' l .4 r 7 V 11' 4 . 5 5 Z W ,I , I a a - I filisqnllmunr ' A aoap lk, ulifdnaa -' 'U'lllllAXXXxlXxUW'. Z A..,,,,,... ,, ' 5 Z Alllwll MMU ,- x ,ni w dl Co-ntortionism. Smith, in Gym, Touch-step to side with right foot and place left on hip. A New Correspondent. Stille fin Chemistry searching for formula of calcium chloridej. Say, what's the address of Calcium Chloride ? Some Eaters. Mr. Sheets- Are Hoover and Bul- lock going to get their meals at Caro- line Hall? Mr. Campbell- They are going to get their meals there, but board else-1 where. So Sudden! Mr. Lien fafter regarding a young lady steadily for 5 or 10 min.J Some people think I'm admiring them bel cause I regard them so steadily, but Pm just gathering material for my cartoons. Was It a Circus? Miss M. fto Miss Miller morning after Lecture Course recitalj. Did you enjoy the recital last night? Miss Miller-Why-er-I guess so. Miss M.-OH! I suppose 'there were too many SIDE attractions. A New Pedagogical Theory. Solicitous Prof. to student with bandaged head- . Why, what is the matter? Student- Why, Doc said if I kept this salt pack on my head, it would draw the information out. Prof.- Good, I'll try it on the rest of the class. The Modern Angler. Osee to Paully - Hear you ari following in Isaac Walton's footsteps. Paully-Why? How do you make dat out? A Osee-See you've procured a good Hook. One of Methusaleh's Jokes C?J Stille Cafter listening to one of Griz's jokes.- Say that joke is old and stale, bet its as old as you are. Brittain fmeditatingj Huh two jokes born the same year. Reply-Unrecordable. Qi fl'-ff! i Really'. Brittain to K. Reynolds in Library - Say, I've learned to knit. K.- You don't say so! B.- You bet, have been knitting my brows over this problem for the last hour. Warmer Weather for A. Kay. Miss C.- Say, A. Kay, where do you think you'll go when you die? A. Kay- Huh, I don't know. I'll wait and see where you go first. Miss C.- Are you going to the same place I do? f A. Kay- Never! Miss C.- Well, I'm going to Heaven. Frozen Daintiesf' Mysterious voices at Alumni Ban- quet - Gee, I'd like to hang that janitor! What's the use of having a heating plant anyway, it would be much more satisfactory to have none at all than to be tantalized soil' Why look, even the table is shak- ing! . The words congeal on my lips and fall as diamonds. Horrors, the milk is frozen! President Meyer aghast, What are these ghostly voices that haunt our Banquet Hall ? A A. Kay Cwith sudden recollectionj Oh, that's the conversation we carried on last winter at 32 below. It's just thawing out. A Taste of the Hereafter. Mrs. Lohr in German Class trans- lating from English into German-The man seated himself by the fire-Der Mann setze sich auf das Feuer. City Limits. Student apologizing to another for running into.him. O, Ibeg your par- don, I didn't know your corporation extended so far. Considerate. Miss F. fat Parliamentary Drillj Madam chairman, I move that We lay this matter on the table? Miss W. Ca few minutes laterl Madam chairman, I move that we remove this motion from the table lest it hinder Miss Craig in the morning.