Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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--.,,l Q . X s li le' 25 W ,,f ' li was - e Qqmlnmm, A v dE' n7aMa I,,'llul:nulAmmxggWA Z Ami, '---- ---- ' 4---. ...- - Z ing to hatch out his head for an egg. Escaped to Ellsworth where he became chief manicurist for the floors of the noble halls. Very Frank and not easily disturbed. Author of How to be Happy Though Married and that noted essay Why Three Make a Crowdf' His latest work which has been sold in enormous numbers in both North and Main Hall is a guide book entitled, Proper Methods of Calling at Caroline Hall. Billy Krieg. List and I shall shortly tell you, whence our warrior, William, came, from the land of Minnesota at a time we will not name. Traveling south, he left the Northlands, left the drear and gloomy Northlandsg went to seek a fairer clime. In the happy land of Iowa, where the cornfields verdant wave, found this youth a pleasant homeland at the College of the brave. Here he anchored fast his fortunes, pledged his all to this dear school and as time went on his talents into strength and beauty grew. Far abroaduwas spread the rumor of the prowess of this man, how he every task had conquered by the simple phrase I can. Famed was he upon the gridiron, flashing on the diamond too and through- out the state 'twas rumored pale debaters knew him too. Then, he learned the art of living, how to love his fellowman and, sly Cupid leading onward, learned to seek a woman's hand. Minnehaha, Laughing Water, was the woman of his choice, though the days were dark and gloomy, still she made his heart rejoice. But as naught is more delusive than the slippery ways of Fate, let us with him luck and God-speed, lest his plea may come too late. Canfield, Ilia, born sometime in the misty past-place unknown but her hair reminds one of Ireland and her smile of Sunny Italy. A little creature but a hard worker with lots of nerve, the only girl with nerve enough to take chemistry with all the boys. Takes a strong interest in business, especially inlbusiness man- agers. Author of that wonderful essay, Why I Prefer Sheets to Blankets and that beautiful little nature study Why Flickers Go to Church. Brittain, Blanche, the original Great Brittain you hear so much about. August president of the senior class and faculty member. It is a common belief among the preps that she eats normal training students for breakfast but the evidence is not conclusive. Originated out among the cornfields but adapted to Ellsworth.

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ei' i1....,.- : -.aff ELLSYVORTH STEYVED-EN L ' IOWVA FALLS, IOWA, APRIL 32, 191? A SOCIETY NOTES. IDIOTORIAL. GREAT EXCITEMENT IN THE SENATE. Anti-slang Club organized. Charter T - membership 'sixty. Giggler's Club meets Wind- with Miss Jaycox. New rule passed that all giggles must be reduced to the key of low dough. The membership- in this exclusive club has been limited to six, there being five members at present. Applicants apply to Miss Violet Thorpe. Exams easy. CLASS NOTES. Two new classes have been organized this' semester. A scientific course in Flirtology ' will be given by Miss Croot. Meets three times a week. No books necessary. Laboratory methods used. . A course in Fussology will be con- ducted by the Honorable Harold Gruetz- macher. Meets, every evening from 7:30 until 12 P. M. Pre-requisite for entrance a thorough course in 'Flirtology. ' PERSONALS. Miss Weakley had a caller. Wonder which one it was? ' Prexy gives talk on racy write ups, results, electrifying: We understand Miss Miller is a fervent advocate of Hooverism. We are glad to learn that A. K. Lien has taken up the practical profession of rug sweeping. Every normal person has a yearning to make progress, possibly not each toward the same goal, but all by the same method, which may be defined broadly as whys of the weather. No matter what type of ambition impells a student, failure lurches on the trail 'of one who does not first give' his reasons for the conditions. of the weather. The person who fulfills the requirement to the greatest degree wins. It is our desire to add anovner suggestion to the list, but, and to this advantage, we have a means of proving our theory. It's wind, air, atmosphere that is the cause of the Weather. When you contemplate-consider with continued attention all the automobile tires, all the tanks and other air containers and think of the millions of barrels of air taken out of free circulation in a year and forced into these containers, it's certain to over- throw the balance and result in unsettled weather. And now for the proof. Have one day set aside nationally as a free air day and cause all the air to be set loose. And when conditions are normal see what is the result. Wind!! Senator Mitchell Attacks Senator Weakley. Late last eveningtwhen the great ques- tion Loitering in the halls should not be tol- arated . by the senators was before the house Senator Mitchell openly accused Senator Weakley of standing in the hall and talking to six men at the same time. Senator Fanselow resented the personal attack on Senator Weakley and had Senator Mitchell removed from the house for twenty-four hours. Senator Katherine Laipple was ap- pointed as time keeper, but she forgot to wind her watch so it stopped. Senator Mitchell stayed out overtime as a result. It is quoted by good authority that Senator Weakley should have said that Senator Mitchell misrepresented her, for she never talked to less than seven or nine men at a time. The house is awaiting the out- come of the situation with great eagerness. FOR RENT CHEAP-Good chapel reserved seats during May. Fine choice. By Students and Faculty. FOR SALE-Choice Dates.-The Aonians.