Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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gl ' I 5 5 lm-Fx Q ,,,f I ne w was , 3- JM: ..., ,,,.. . i ff, . Z ffwlwly -qA -.----- f md. .5 ml1n'5 mlm at 35112-luurilf' A Being the latest most unauthentic biography, collected from all unavailable data, of the celebrities of that renowned institution. Greutzmacher, Herald-better known as Griz . Born somewhere a certain number of years ago. He was funny from birth but it took some twenty-five odd years for people to find it out. Jester-in-ordinary to the Princess May. Seems to have been born a few years too late, a middle-ages monarch would have given him a cap and bells, and his present jokes would have suited that period to a nicety. Once Joke Editor for Student but was fired at end of thefirst year because of complaint of the oldest subscriber that one of Griz's jokes made him laugh. Nevertheless Griz is the longest laugh-maker in, Ellsworth. He bids fair to replace Gabriel with his silvery trumpet call. He com- menced his musical career when extremely small and always yelled in chordslof the diminished seventh. A successful yell-master, always yells when he feels like it. Leader of Ripsnorter Jazz band. His sarcasm, 'tis'said, once bit a nail in two, And yet his gentle glance a lady fair did woo. Arnold, Lionel, otherwise known as 4'Benedict. Born at an ungiven date. He lisped in numbers for the numbers came. The modern Soloman. Knows more about the outside of his text-books than his teachers know about the inside. Favorite haunts Chem. Lab., Annual Room, and the Little Brick House on the corner. A literary lion, a Demosthenes and a fusser. Author of essay, Bombs versus Boquetsn also poem, E'en tho he be an Editor, a man's a man for a' that. ' Laipple, Kathryn, known as Kay. Born several years ago of parents engaged in the syrup business which accounts for the well known sweetness of her disposition. Nevertheless is much interested in War. Has decided that her Mis- sion in life is dispersing Old Sol's children throughout the world. A musical artist rivaling Paderwiski, the only difference being in ability. Also a noted singer be- ing able to rock the whole Hall with laughter by her magic voice. Favorite key, low dough. The laughing Queen. A bold suffragist who has a Billy which shecan use upon occasions. Author of Let the Lower Lights be Burning. Reynolds, Carrie-well-named for she carries the whole world's burden upon her slight shoulders. Little, but oh my! What nature deprived her of in feet and inches she added in energy and vim. Carrie is a veritable bookworm, for she lit- erally lives with books. She must be well acquainted with terra firmay' as she is a fine rooter. A Latin Shark. She believes she can teach young America to rehearse hic, haec, hoc, huggus, huggus, huggusf' A spirited debaterg could out argue Arnold himself. Though she seems very modest and demure-beware! She is apt to be Trickey. Johnson, A. Ray-Born-Date unrecorded. Was born with cashbook and ledger under his arms, could calculate compound interest when four months old. A poet of renown. Was formerly a successful banker but was bankrupt when

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. - . P T I X IWTFX 74 Mu , , .a at f fwco vg g W 'b m ga x x ' 0 N ,N ,,,, Mm V C? .,,,,, Alwllrmxmwws OVERHEARD IN MOST ANY CLASS. Gee, that new girl is a peach. What's her name? QGritz.J fFrom philosophy classj 'fDid you say that was interesting? Not guilty. Gee, if Mr. , keeps his hands away from water long enough, he may be able to pass as a negro. fBy Caroline Hall inmatesj Say, my dinner is coming up. You must not have bolted it down this noon. Gibble, gabble, gooble and get. Say isn't it time for the bell. Paully must be asleep. Say what happened in chaped this morning? I didn't gof' Gee that was a narrow escape. I thought he was going to ask another question. And the Profs. think we are taking notes! IDENTIFIED. No danger of losing our Burrow because he always has a Belle. NATURAL EXPLANATION. lst. Student- My but it is cold today. Znd. Student- Why, it isn't cold. See the water is running off from the windows. lst. Student- Huh, Bet it has to run to get warm. WANTED-POPULARITY. Stille in Psychology class, pouring out his own soul- How can man be trained to have more influence upon other people? BEWAREI, Eats' em alive! Eats 'em alive! What?-Rats. Who?-Our cat. Real good jokes are mighty few So don't get mad if the joke's on you. -Exchange. HONOR BRIGHT. Speaker fquoting an example from Shakespearej. We read in Shakespeare Truthful member of Shakespeare Class from College- But we donltf'

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