Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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QQ. f+'X affs wcs I ff fx L I 1 Z :ff ' 1 26 'Am' mmm paw JE4naaIF Wp ' 'M f. if .. .... .... ,WM 4 ,,--fn W , ,Z? 'law J Arnold-- Hush, here he comes, now brace up, we're going Over the Top. President Meyer Cto subdued, attentive classj Now, I wish we might have a better response and reaction from the class. I should like to feel that you were really reacting to the subject. Come back at me strong with questions if you don't understand it. Discuss things yourselves. Now, you may take the first question, Lio-nel. Where are your perceptions, are they in your own conscious- ness, or outside of you? For instance is the green in the grass or in your consciousness. Mr. A.- Well, that is according to the way you look at it. Now it depends on what you mean by green, whether you look at it as a physical or psychological phenomenon. Then psychologists don't agree. Titchener and I believe it is in your consciousness. And so on for about twenty minutes until Prof. Meyer be- gins to get a little uneasy. Class yawn and try to look interested. Griz- I don't believe that, what about this theory in Physics? Lengthy explanation by professor. Spirited discussion. Miss M. Well what about this theory in philosophy that everything is motion? Et cetera ad infinitum. Prof. Meyer, fIn amazementj HIS that the bell? How fast the time has flown. Well you have succeeded in taking up the time pretty well. Take the next two chapters for next time and review this one. Class excused? IMAGINE IT! PROF. IVIAGEE LECTURES I admonish you young men not to play with powder. It is an exceedingly dangerous thing. Homes have become ashes, palaces have been ruined, cities have been shattered, by this subtle power. Many a young man has had his sight blurred or his cc-at collar ruined by powder. Wonderful is its power, tragic its results. It adds wonderfully to some things, but you must use care never to displace it from its natural surroundings. Women and girls may safely dabble in pow- der but again I say it is a dangerous thing for a young -man. I also entreat you to beware of the subtle moonlight for its influence is ter- rible. Men have been known to have become delirious from its effects. Moon- light is also likely to give you freckles. The moonlight in the tropics is very beautiful but it has lured many to their graves. Beware young men before it is too late. PROF. SMITH LECTURES. Take heed young men from one older and more experienced than you lest your arm go to waist too soon. Keep it strong and so that it may be used in time of need. Do not strain it in vain encircling movements or in violent constrictive efforts. In order that your arm may serve you well all your days guard it as a precious jewel. Take an experienced man's advice, you can not afford to let your arm go to waist.

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. - . P T I X IWTFX 74 Mu , , .a at f fwco vg g W 'b m ga x x ' 0 N ,N ,,,, Mm V C? .,,,,, Alwllrmxmwws OVERHEARD IN MOST ANY CLASS. Gee, that new girl is a peach. What's her name? QGritz.J fFrom philosophy classj 'fDid you say that was interesting? Not guilty. Gee, if Mr. , keeps his hands away from water long enough, he may be able to pass as a negro. fBy Caroline Hall inmatesj Say, my dinner is coming up. You must not have bolted it down this noon. Gibble, gabble, gooble and get. Say isn't it time for the bell. Paully must be asleep. Say what happened in chaped this morning? I didn't gof' Gee that was a narrow escape. I thought he was going to ask another question. And the Profs. think we are taking notes! IDENTIFIED. No danger of losing our Burrow because he always has a Belle. NATURAL EXPLANATION. lst. Student- My but it is cold today. Znd. Student- Why, it isn't cold. See the water is running off from the windows. lst. Student- Huh, Bet it has to run to get warm. WANTED-POPULARITY. Stille in Psychology class, pouring out his own soul- How can man be trained to have more influence upon other people? BEWAREI, Eats' em alive! Eats 'em alive! What?-Rats. Who?-Our cat. Real good jokes are mighty few So don't get mad if the joke's on you. -Exchange. HONOR BRIGHT. Speaker fquoting an example from Shakespearej. We read in Shakespeare Truthful member of Shakespeare Class from College- But we donltf'