Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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I , l 'f s'Li4i ,-.E, . :jr- HX i f 5 b e .L 1 E i W lll ', a', i'5 QI I 'L' , f i g B SM T There was a young Freshie named Dunn' His hair shone bright as the sun. He thot heiliked Chem., But he didn't a hem, So the class was diminished by one. J The Juniors, a class of high rating, On the twelfth to the 'lMet went skating. One member named Pearl, VVith her hair all acurl, Said, This movie is not elevating. It was nothing unusual for Miss Mary Iones To throw at the bookworms a good many stonesg But also therefs Miss Elizabeth Cox, Who pesters her students with a good many rocks There is a young would-be nurse Alice, Who built her a hospital palace- But 'twas only in air, For whoever would dare To be rubbed by this osteopath Alice. There's a girl whom I know that's called Kinney I regret she's exceedingly skinnyg Tho she now goes with VVright, I fear, if they'd fight, She'd return her affections to Minnie. VVhy don't you wear a smile? It's never out of style Q Makes no difference if youlre blueg Perhaps your neighborls that way, too. But if a smile is on your face The shadows all will take a chase So wear a smileg It's worth your while, And it's never out of style. I Short on thot, Long on tall-cg Low in height, High in sightg Always so- Lee D. Rowe. By this time we are aware Another year has gone somewhere. But it doth seem just like a day, For so short has been the way. A new year ever drawing nigh- It does beat all how time does Hy. 93