Ellsworth Community College - Web Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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,x wx -V in X- x f Nr . T. 7,01 1 Jj ' lil t Q ll fail Ell a.. Kaiser: Say, 'Minnie,' how large is Sheffield ? ' Minnie hesitated a minute, and Humke, hearing the discussion, drawled out: Oh, Shef- fieldg that's only a wide place in the roadf' Prof. Hunter in Ancient History, raving about the Germans: 'iThese Germans vvere like the ones I board withg they had blue hair and light eyesf' I Jane Little: I think I'll take campus and tennis next semester. Another Student: I should think you would take gymlf ?j work during the winter months.', 'Gannief referring to gospel team work: t'Say, Rube, do you use an outline in your talks? 'Rubel: Sure: if I didnft I would be apt to start talking about my girl. Mauss: Evidently, then, she isn't an outline.'l Miss Johnson in American Lit., reading the conversation of john Alden and Priscilla in The Courtship of Miles Standish, is interrupted by Prof. Munson, who said: 'Kjust notice the peculiar and modulated inflection of Miss Iohnson's voice. Prof. Hosman: What is the cause of fatigue? Thalman: Long assignments. , Prof. Hosman: Not unless long assignments are gotten. Faith Welden: Say, Eben, I have a joke to tell you. Slater: Tell it to me. Howie: No, Slats, this jgke is for older people. Q Pres. Meyer, in Psychology: Miss VVareham, since you believe so firmly in the theory of evolution, Why have we not an animal at the stage halfway between monkey and man ? - Miss VVareham: VVe have one in the Freshman class. Prof. Reynolds in Chem., speaking to Quig VVatt and Faith Welden: 'iThere are some things too small to mention. 'A Yaw, whistling in manual training room. Prof. Goulden: Perhaps everyone doesn't care for music. ' Edith Patzer, in Sociology: It seems that in very early times man liked to go around alone. Ganfield: As far as I can see man has always liked association. A Prof. Jones's most recent and important botanical observation: The phenomenon that'Mauss can thrive exceedingly Well with a-Winter-Held. - Prexy: VVhat was Locke's theory? Krieg: VVater. Cyius has elucidated for the last time in Sophomore class meeting. Kinney thinks she's all CWjright, but we think she's dingy. TT- I P T- 62

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f4:.f-iii,-frtftl 79- g' . lm ,I Ellsworth Conservatory of Music-Prof. Everett Hosman, Director. Teacher of piano, voice, violin, viola, 'cello, cornet, trombone, trumpet, oboe, pipe organ, reed organ, mouth organ, clarinet, tuba, fife, bassoon, harp, ocarina, mandolin, banjo, guitar, zither, zylophone, cymbals, triangle, .kettle drum, bass drum, and snare drum. Director of the Ellsworth Kindersymphone Orchestra. ' i Only talented students need apply. Pupils must study at leastsix instruments, take three lessons each day, practice eight hours daily, and attend daily concerts of instructor. In case the director is absent from his studio he will be found in the domestic science laboratory of the High School. t'Music hath its charms. I Bob Lee giving toast at Freshman party: t'VVe have all seen Ding's cartoon in The Register and Leader, with his faithful dog ever present at one corner of the picture. VVe have a Ding in our school, no less famous than the Ding of The Register and Leader, and he, too, has his faithful companion, no less faithful than the other Dingls dog. Kinney ? Yaw, he kin, but the question is, VVoody? 'VVatt? ttThies her. HWright you are, but he might make her Dingy. On a Bleeker day this Bernice'l was heard to say, Great Scott, help. Ona, who was a little t'VVeakly, cried, Call the doctor quick. But t'Francis said calmly, t'Let tGeorge'- do it. Prof. jones, in Botany: Remember, plants feed on compounds, not elephants? Prof. Munson: Mr. Thalman, are you sufficiently acquainted at the High School that you might obtain a book there? Thalman: t'No, sir, but Pll get Prof. Hosman to secure it for me. Instructor, talking to Russ and VVright: t'You boys can laugh the easiest over nothing. Kaiser: 'tOh, they were only laughing at mef' Prof. Hosman: t'All of the pretty girls leave school after completing the work of the seventh or eighth grade. fCheer up, girls: maybe all the t'Profs don't think so.j In the excitement of the fire at Prexy's, Jane Little was heard to beseech Bill Krieg: Oh, Billy, don't leave me alonell' ' Prof. Hunter: Lien, did you eat anything yesterday that primitive man didn't have ? Lien: Cake.', I Prof.: 'tDidn't primitive man have cake? Lien: Not the kind we have at Caroline Hall-at least I hope not. Prof. Bullock, on seeing the boys come down from chapel without the girls: 4'VVhat's doing at chapel ? . Mary Kamberling: ttOh, the faculty are holding the girls. Krieg, in Prin. of Ed.: Children don't die as often as they used to. I PCD CP' If 64 1