Ellis School - Ellisian Fields Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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Senior Autographs U11 '

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HELEN CAROL VVEST IIclvn Born October 29, 1935 Entered: Twelfth Grade Preparing for lVcfZlcslUy Collage' Quiet to those who don't know her-but oh! to those who do! Activities Kil1heem,7 . . . cute . . . curly hair . . . S S A blonds . . . hockey troubles . . sense of humor . . . 4'Old Ironsidesv . . . Chinese restaurants . . . sweet . . new girl . . . seven A.M. shampoos . . . cries when she laughs . KI Just Gotta Have Another Cigarettcf, Ellisian Fields . . . Chi Eta Phi . . 4 Photographic Editor E. A. A. Board . 4 Patchwork Stall . . . Glee Club . .. Ensemble . . . Green Team X201

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7 I XX '.':'vl'1. if if I 1 7 Ili 'NQLL 2 49255 wx dbfg, 7 ul XX i 1 il g i? M Class Prophecy On the twentieth day of January, in the year 1976, large crowds of people gather around the new monoerail train which will make its first trip to the United States capital, where its passengers will witness the inauguration of the first woman president, Miss Chardy Bayles. The crowds give particular attention to the car which has been prepared for the Ellis class of 1953, the guests of honor at the inauguration. There is great excitement as nine intellectual women float down the thick white carpeting towards the end of the car where a smoke-filled television room is located. As the women file into the room, Helen Vl'est. world renowned cheerleader, leads them in chanting the well-known cheer recited daily in their senior year at Ellis. Helen makes a few remarks and dedicates the cheer to President-Elect Bayles. Now that the good old Ellis spirit has been renewed in their hearts, the ladies seat them- selves in the green plush seats. The nine ladies. looking around, notice that someone is missing. Everyone asks the same question at once: VVhere's Honey? Among the nine voices a foreign accent can be heard . . . Ou est lIonie?'i As they turn to see who this French woman is, they see a shining spectacle, Esther Siegle, wearing her newest Parisian earrings. J11st as they are about to comment on Miss Siegle's earrings, they are startled to see a Rolls Royce limousine whiz past the train and stop with a screech. Newspaper reporters from all over thc nation snap pictures of the magnificently dressed Miss Honey Bartley. Miss Bartley, now a great social success, has just fainted, recalling a habit acquired at Ellis. To her rescue rushes Miss Mary Lou Jewell, president of Johns Hopkins Medical School, with her newly patented reviving fluid. Dr. Jewell, however, is having some trouble in plowing through the minks in which Miss Bartley is wrapped. After this preliminary excitement, everyone boards the train again. Now all of the class of 1953 are present except Chardy. As everyone is getting settled once again, a low mumbling is heard as if someone were in a trance. Everyone is relieved, however, when they see that it is only Liz Seneil' reading from her treasured dictionary, The Serzeffvs Amcricall. Liz is taking her dictionary to VVashington with her so that it may be dedicated as the national dictionary, replacing the VVebsteris flollegiafc. Next to her, Esther Siegle is explaining the way in which she discovered the cure for cancer a few 4 W 1 S 1 I 'Ani 1: -4 'S 4 X e' i I llx X -Q i 71 .f l T7