Elkland High School - Loudspeaker Yearbook (Elkland, PA)

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THE LOUD SPEAKER Travel will overcome sensation. -A social problems student. Marian Wheeler: My watch does an hour in forty minutes. Jennie Milinski: What horse-power is it? Voice from above: What's the matter, Myrtle, doesn't that young man know how to say good night? Myrtle: My, I should say he does. Mr. Haynes: t'What part did Luther play in the Reformation? Dorothy Burr: 'LI don't know. I never saw the show. Act I 'Fair maiden in the arena. Act Il-Lion approaches slowly. Act III:fDevours the maiden with one gulp and he was gladiator. Miss Donovan Ito any of usjz I'm sorry but l found it necessary to flunk you. Do you know why? Any one of us fsurprisedl: I haven't any idea. Miss Donovan: That's exactly right. Ruth Button fthe short of itj: Warm up there? James Rice tthe long of itl: Yes, half baked, The violins were not giving forth very sweet music. This sort of peeved Mr. Hegman, the leader of the orchestra. Collecting the violin bows and holding them aloft. he remarked, 0h! Fiddlcsticksf' Ida Vincent: VVhy is that man always watch- ing my nose? Robert: Well, he's a reporter and he's always watching for something to turn up. Mrs. Stewart flocking over her daughter's re- port cardj: You must have collected a lot of honey at Elkland High School. Annabelle: No, you see those B's were my grades. James Rice: Why don't you like to travel? Blanche: t'0h, they say its broadening. Prof. Caldwell finds peach twelve inches in circumferencef'--Daily Nebraskan. We know of several that are larger than that. 4Augwan. So do we. -Punch Bowl. Us too. !Penn State Froth. Ditto. fLoudspeaker. Christine: 'tWhat seems to be the trouble, Pete. Pete Colegrove: One of the cylinders is miss- ing. Christine: Why, where do you suppose we lost it. And what of the law abiding students who, while going to school, saw and took heed of the sign SCHOOL AHEAD SLOW. EXAMINATIONS 0 why do people mou1'n of ills? Why are they always taking pills And ever paying tutor's bills? I ask politely. What is it makes the scrub profs beam And puts a blot on loves young dream And wrecks the champion football team '! Examinations. What makes the student scratch his head And makes him miss his dear old bed? Let's all rise up and strike them dead! Examinations. -Penn State Froth Roger: Is your fountain pen a self-tiller? Pat: No, a self-spillerf' Blanche: Did you notice that good looking fellow who sat right back of us at the ball game? Gertrude: Oh, the handsome chap with the red necktie. and tan suit, who wore his hair pompa- dour? No, why?

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THE LOUD SPEAKER Who is Who in Ellcland and Vicinity ORLAN D0 BA ROCCU Mr. Barocco was born at Leetonia, Pennsyl- vania April 4, 1908. Two years later his parents and he moved from Leetonia to Elkland where Mr. Barocco began his work at the age of seven in the public schools. He was graduated from Elkland High School in the spring of 1926. In the fall of the same year he entered the Mans. field Sate Teachers' College. He was graduated from that college in 1930 with a degree or Bachelor of Science. . Since 1930 he has been a teacher of science in the Elkland High School. He had attended summer school at Duke University in Durham, North Carolina where he has been doing grad- uate work in science and education since 1932. From his work which he completed he received a degree of Master of Arts in the summer of 1935. Mr. Barocco has many hobbies. He likes to liike, hunt, fish, listen to good music, and read literature on scientific subjects and desires to do further work in higher education. In regard to education he has chosen the quo- tation from Horace Mann:- The Common School is the greatest discovery ever made, and the author who stated that edd- cation is a treasure and culture never dies. Mr. RALPH W. DEMPSEY Among the well known residents of Elklanzl is Mr. Ralph W. Dempsey, born in Elklanfl, De- cember 19, 1894. He is the son of Micheal J. and Fannie I.. Dempsey, After graduating from Os- wego in 1910 he obtained a position at Cowan- esque, then later moved to Elkland in 1914 re- siding there until May ll, 1917, then he en'isted at Fort Slocum, New York. He served at Wash- ington, D. C. until August 6, 1917 when em- barked overseas to serve with American Expe- ditionary Forces, until August 21, 1919, and was discharged at Camp Meade, Md. September 26, 1919. In 1922 he mar1'ied Lena VanZile of Elkland and resided on Buffalo Street until 1933. In early part of 1934 Mr. Dempsey bought as lot on Main Street next to Joseph B. Redfield. and here he built a very attractive new home. Without any doubt his hobby is hunting, be- cause all his spare time is spent in the woods. Nevertheless, a few years ago he was very fond of baseball. Mr. Dempsey is employed as a foreman by The Elkland Leather Company. He is also a member of the American Legion, Osceola Lodge No. 421 F. 8z A. M. and Coudersport Consistory. When asked his opinion of education Mr. Dempsey stated that t'Everyone should obtain all the education that they can possibly get. It is one thing no one can ever take away from you. GEURGE B. DURRANCE A member of one of Elkland's oldest families, George Dorrance, was born March 17, 1895, the f'n'y son of G. G. and Carrie Buckley Dorrance. The first of his ancestors, on his father's side to come to this country was Rev. Samuel Dir- ranee, who came from Ireland in 1773 and set- tled at Bcultown, Connecticut. His son, Colonel George Dorrance, took part in the battle of Wy oming, July 3, 1778. He was wiundezl and taker, prisoner by the Indians and slain the following day. Colonel Dorrance's son, and father to the present George Dorrance, came to Elkland in 1829 and settled on the present site of the Dor-