Elkland High School - Loudspeaker Yearbook (Elkland, PA)

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Il-lE LOUD SPEAKER School Humor Miss Donovan tin English Classy: Roger, eon- struct a sentence using the word 'arc'hiae'. Roger King: We ean't have arehiar and eat it, too. Marion Finch: Everytime they fire one ot those big guns E200 goes up in smoke. Ralph: Why don't they use smokeless pow- der? Mr. Haynes ttalking about reviewing for ex- aminations in Social Problems Flassl: What did you study before Chapter II? Orma: Chapter I! Velma O'Dell: I want some winter under- clothes. Clerk: How long? Velma: Obi I don't want to rent them: I want to buy them, Ralph Mattison: IIow'il you like to eat dinner with me tonight?l' Annabelle: I'd love to. Ralph: Okay, tell your mother I'll be there about six o'elock. Mr. Wood twatehing Emery lishing in the Vou- anesque Riverl: How many have you t-aught, Emery? Emery: When I get another I'll have one. Mrs. Folegrove: Do you eare tor sugar in your coffee or are you sweet enough ? Morgan: It doesn't make inueh difference, but I will take some this morning. Mrs. t'olegrove: If it makes no difference, why,- bother? Morgan: I want to he on the safe side. Speed t'op: Fay do you realize that you were doing 435 miles an hour 7 Marjorie Blackwell: Sixty-five! I eouldn't have been. I doubt that I was going thirty. It must have been nearer twenty. Why-. Speed Cop: Oh, all right, I'll tear this up and give you a ticket for parking. Roger King: We sold our pups. Pat Wakely: What did you sell them for Roger: Why, or he bit holes in the earpet. qu Mr. Baroc-eo: llow is light made with elee- trieity'? Janet Avery: Why all I do is to push the but- ton. Eleanor t'arpenter: llid you see that tall dark man in the Jewlery store 'I Ile didn't take his eyes off me the whole time. t'hristine: So I notieed. Ile was the deter- tive. Emery t'ass: I bet you, I ran run around that traek in less than a minute. Ilas anyone got a stop watch? .Iaek Hehrman: You don't want a stop wateh. lleyl Who's got a ealendar'I Ruth Hutton: The eloek struekf' Vera Bartlett: What for? Ruth: Shorter hours. Ilewlyn fto Morgan under his lfordl: What's causing the trouble 'I Morgan: I don't know exaetly, but I think its the exaspei-atoi', What are you smiling at? asked Noah. I was just thinking. replied Japlieth, how lueky it was we could go ahead and build this ark without waiting for an appropriation from Congress. Must Re the Slow Train Thru Arkansas,

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ll-lE LOUD SPEAKER TA ,ll Leona Bartoo Yolanda Cevette Mary Cosier Jennie Faro Elaine Gleason Larie Goodrich Nora Graham Evelyn Hall Freshmen Class President - Vice-president - Secretary - Class Colors - Class Motto Ruth Johnson Martha Ann Knapp Mary McCloskey Alberta Miles Norma Morgan Georgiana Newberry Jeanette Norton Arlene Outman Elaine Redfield Charles Fisk - Martha Knapp Elaine Redfield - Blue and Silver - Onward Forever Arloine Steadman Norma Uphman Doris VanZile Julia Watson Alma Wheaton Delavan Blackwell Wayne Burfield Raymond Dates Ernest De Sara The Freshmen Class has had two Candy Sales this year. The money, which was received from them was used to buy Current Events. We had a small sum left which will be used as a start to- ward a contribution to the Athletic Department. ais- sir ' if ,Q .F s 192 'P J is 552 ' n . asia fs Chai les Fisk ,? X Frederick McMinds 'THU Charles Moore I . his X 4 Richard Hurlburt WPT?-gall. K, . 'V s Hugh Niles Douglas Snyder Gifford Tracy Arthur Watson m ,x f Wy ' Af f l'y lid! olmlt 49 A

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THE LOUD SPEAKER Travel will overcome sensation. -A social problems student. Marian Wheeler: My watch does an hour in forty minutes. Jennie Milinski: What horse-power is it? Voice from above: What's the matter, Myrtle, doesn't that young man know how to say good night? Myrtle: My, I should say he does. Mr. Haynes: t'What part did Luther play in the Reformation? Dorothy Burr: 'LI don't know. I never saw the show. Act I 'Fair maiden in the arena. Act Il-Lion approaches slowly. Act III:fDevours the maiden with one gulp and he was gladiator. Miss Donovan Ito any of usjz I'm sorry but l found it necessary to flunk you. Do you know why? Any one of us fsurprisedl: I haven't any idea. Miss Donovan: That's exactly right. Ruth Button fthe short of itj: Warm up there? James Rice tthe long of itl: Yes, half baked, The violins were not giving forth very sweet music. This sort of peeved Mr. Hegman, the leader of the orchestra. Collecting the violin bows and holding them aloft. he remarked, 0h! Fiddlcsticksf' Ida Vincent: VVhy is that man always watch- ing my nose? Robert: Well, he's a reporter and he's always watching for something to turn up. Mrs. Stewart flocking over her daughter's re- port cardj: You must have collected a lot of honey at Elkland High School. Annabelle: No, you see those B's were my grades. James Rice: Why don't you like to travel? Blanche: t'0h, they say its broadening. Prof. Caldwell finds peach twelve inches in circumferencef'--Daily Nebraskan. We know of several that are larger than that. 4Augwan. So do we. -Punch Bowl. Us too. !Penn State Froth. Ditto. fLoudspeaker. Christine: 'tWhat seems to be the trouble, Pete. Pete Colegrove: One of the cylinders is miss- ing. Christine: Why, where do you suppose we lost it. And what of the law abiding students who, while going to school, saw and took heed of the sign SCHOOL AHEAD SLOW. EXAMINATIONS 0 why do people mou1'n of ills? Why are they always taking pills And ever paying tutor's bills? I ask politely. What is it makes the scrub profs beam And puts a blot on loves young dream And wrecks the champion football team '! Examinations. What makes the student scratch his head And makes him miss his dear old bed? Let's all rise up and strike them dead! Examinations. -Penn State Froth Roger: Is your fountain pen a self-tiller? Pat: No, a self-spillerf' Blanche: Did you notice that good looking fellow who sat right back of us at the ball game? Gertrude: Oh, the handsome chap with the red necktie. and tan suit, who wore his hair pompa- dour? No, why?