Elkins High School - Tiger Yearbook (Elkins, WV)

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THE TIGER '25 L , , , W . 1 . . , . . ,. . A . . ., . .Lg Miss Deal, your future will be spent in the underworld of New York, where you will be known as Nance, the Diamond Thief, Ah, Mr. Parrish I see! You've some blufiing power-in other words, you will get your threebmeals a day selling fake oil stock. Mrs. Rifile, you will write the jazz song hit of the season: I Want a Man All My Own, I'm Tired of Living Alone -a song written from personal experience. Miss Fansler, you will be official' attendant on the monkeys in the Rack and Ruin Circus. Miss Phillips, you will own and operate a still and make the best moonshine for miles around. Mr. Schoonover, you will be cast on a desert island and become a Sheik among the dusky beauties. Miss Powers, you will be engaged to a dashing young gallant, who will present you with a diamond from the F ive and Ten. Miss Ray, you will be janitor at the Grand Theatre and sweep out Peanut Heaven. Miss Schmidlen, you will be a man-trap. O, you blondes! Mr. Shaver, you will continue to be a radio bug-a nice big fat one! Miss Scott, you will establish ,an asylum for insane catfish. Miss Sinsel, you will tour America lecturing on How to Cure Giraffes of Sore Throat. Miss Shaffer, you will be the best rolling pin shot in the world, you will never miss the male at wshom you aim. Mr. Talbott, you will become famous in athletics, your main feat being to ride the greased pig. ' . Miss Shreve, you will be reporter for the scandal sheet of the Sunday paper, and ruin many people's reputations. Mr. VV ills, you will be an aviator and fly high, which will be the nearest you will ever get to the home of the angels. Mr. Martin, you will have charge of the most notorious opium den in San Francisco's Chinatown. Miss Kennedy and Miss Hamlin, you will spend your futures in Africa pur- suing Tigers through the jungle. Mr. Hedrick, you will be sent to jail for stealing kisses from fair maids. Miss Moore, you will be the proud possessor of the Million Dollar Wobble. Mr. Whetsell, you will pose as an a1'tist's model for the portarit, Love's Young Dream. FINIS R. K. B. H. Twenty-seven

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A 4. 1 , , THE TIGER '25 A, vgwsii- . V- .... .. .... .... r W. . . A . ....., .. ,4....AQ.....A,.,.. ,..,.. , 4........... .,.. . . . Miss Collier, you will take the world by storm as the star in Beautiful, But Dumb, a Heavener production. Miss Trimboli, you will be a fake artist and lead a gay social life in the Latin quarter of Paris. Good morning, Mr. Coberly. It is plainly written in your hand, Satire, thy name is Harold Coberly! C Miss Triplett, you will run through your ancestral fortune gambling at Monte arlo. Miss Waters, you will be sent to jail for trying to smuggle French-imported clothes past the custom officers. Miss VVamsley, you will travel through hick towns demonstrating Kiss-proof lipstick. Mr. Gilmore, you're evidently a business man. You will sell corn cob pipes to the nobility on the bowery, at a profit of 355.00 per corn cob. Miss lVees, you will be a sprightly chorus girl-and don't let the fat million- aires poke phony jewels off on youf h Miss Williams, you will get a terrible malady of the jaws from excessive gum c ewing. Miss VVolfe, you'll be aiii Eskimo vamp and feed your victims whale on toast. Mr. McDonald-aha!-you'll never wander far astray, for you'll be securely anchored to a rose-covered bungalow and a sweet little wife, Miss Fisher, you will broadcast from Station C U S S your famous song, If No One Loves a Fat Girl, VVhy Do the Boys Love Me? Miss Marshall, you will be a pirate on the Spanish Main and rule the bold, bad seamen with an iron hand. Miss Goddin, you will make speeches in the Senate on The Way to a Man's Heart is Through His Stomach. Mr. Mearns, the lines on your palm say that you will invent a gas to keep girls from giggling. Miss Klein, you will establish a school to teach lame mules to do the Hula-Hula. Miss Knaggs, you will invent an anti-chap cream for bees knees. Miss Kongavitz, you'll spend your future busting bronchos in the wild and woolly West. Ah! Mr. john B. Moore. You'll be the head of a large bootlegging concern, and will make enough money to buy all the pretty chorus girls jewels. Miss Opel, you will keep the home fires burning down in Hades. Misg Murdock, you'll marry a man you do not love-but then, he'll have a For ! Miss Osborne, you will pose as a bathing beauty for picture post cards. Mr. VVolfe, you will make the remarkable discovery that water is wet. Miss Phares, you will be a housewife, and after many lessons, will learn to boil water without burning it. Miss Poling, you will get a degree of M. D. and sell castor oil to sick Whales. So this is Mr. Lukens, huh? VVell! So you're going to write a knockout novel- I Am a Man-That Is, I Wear Pants. Miss Helen Crouch, you will travel with the Breezy Carnival as a fluffy- haired kewpie. Miss Davis, having lost your meal ticket, you will spend the rest of your life rattling around in your Ford looking for him, Tuwnty-six

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an is ., THE TIGER '25 .... , 1. ....... .ysg , . ..... . ....... so 0 . Q2 S . Q3 Twenty-eight Horoscope Name ldentzfed by A e ear Type Hobby Si1 Baker ......,... Beverly pins. . . . I wish I was a single girl again . Good-natured. . . . Going to Beverlv Todd Brannon ...... Wisdom .,.,. . I ain't got nobody to love . . . . Care-free ...., . . . Playing polo Mil Bullivant. . . . . Quietness .... . Why couldn't it have been poor I little me? .... . . . ......... Mild. ..,. . . . Working hard J Al Canfield. , . . . . . Red hair ,... . Nobody knows what a red-head- ed mama can do' ...,.., . . . Ambitious .... . . . Being with her pet dog Y Maggie Channell. . . Dutch ...,.. . In a little rendezvous ........ Happy-go-lucky ,... Doing something exciting 'A Mike Collier. ...... Eyelashe '. . . . . . , . Obi how I love my darling .... Pretty ....,..,.... Riding in a red Buick Nance Deal. ...... Business-lik mien . . . Th drinking song ...,..,,... Blufiing. . . ....... Giving orders ' Farmer' Daugherty. . Dimples. . . . .,.. . Hot stuff .... .... ,,.. .... I o l ly ..,,. . . . Doing anything peppy black Elder. . ..,. . Fair complexion. , . . Where's my sweetie hiding?' . . . Angelic . . . . . Selling books Pug Fansler ..,..... Innocent eyes. . . . Thinking of you ..., . . .... Sedate. . . . . Teaching Twin I Ferguson. . . Twin II ..... . . I'm lonely and blue . . . . . . . , Modest . . . . Driving a car 'ATwin II Ferguson. . . Twin I.. . . How come you do me like you do? .. D P icing f 'i0ly pi Peg Fisher. .. . . Petiteness. . . . What's today got to do with - tomorrow? . . . . Cute Exercising to grow tall Peenie Flanagan. . . Neatness . When my ship comes sailing Home ..........,.......... industrious .... . . . Curling hair Teenie F lorentino. . . Height. ..,,. ,..... . Spain ...................... Brunette .... . . . Coaxin' the keys ' Skinny H9-miifl ---'- AHYOIIG in high school . . . Tiger Rag ........,,. . . . Talkativc. . . . . . . . Pleasing others Inie Hodges. . . . . Sober expression . . . . . The blues have got me . . . Conscienti us .... Arguing for women'S ability Ed I-Iopson ..... . . Grades. . . . . . . . All men are sinners . . . . Studious ..... . . Ministering to others Ked Kelly. . . ..... Her Pop, . . . I must have company .... . . . Innocent . . . . . Being a chorus girl Sheba Kennedy ,.... Brains!!. . . . What'll I do? ................ Likeable, . . . . . Writing for monthlies Dot Klein, , . . . . . Nose ..,. . . . . You're just a fiower from an old boucluet .....,.... .... . . . Versatile. . . . . . Arguing with Iohn Moore HH3ZYH KUa8gS ..... . Her brother. . . . I'rn Happy . . . . . . . . Quiet ....... . . . Sleeping l H Fritz KOUZHVULZ- - . Refi SWCMCI' . . . just that one hour . . . . . , Speedy ......., . . . Singing in Grand Opera H PCESYHT MHCVCRH ---- Chewing Sum. I - . I need some pettin' ..... . . . Sophisticated ...... Ropin' 'em in Lib Murdock ....... Curls. . . ..... . Do you still love me? ..... . . . Brunette ..... . . . Driving I-Iudsons Ed I1 Opel ...., . . . Hick shoes. . . . . . . . . . Save alittle dram for me ..... Who knows?. . . . . . Being on time always j1ggs Osborne. . . Maggie ....... . . . . . Me and the boy friend ....... Borneo girl. . ..... Reducing Ret Phares ......... Her next-door neighbor. . . I'm somebody nobody loves' . . . High-tempered ..... Roller skating , Jonas II Poling ..... Baby face ....... . . . . , -Iimtown Blues .........,.... Studious ......... Car riding--r' Pqil Powers ........ Red middy. . . . I'm a good gal' . . ............ Independent. . . . . . Studying English IV W1ll' Ray. . ...... . Long hair ........ . I might be your once-in-a-while . Old maid .... . . . Selling groceries Aggie Schmidlen .... Gold teeth ......... . It had to be you ....... .... Q uiet ..... . . . Being like Nazimova Bee Scott ...... .. Her common sense. .. . Nobody knows but my pillow and me ...........,........ Intelligent .... . . . Raising chickens