Elkhorn High School - Elk Yearbook (Elkhorn, WI)

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Radio Script 0f The Nifty Fifties This is radio station ELK, broadcasting from the roof of Elkhorn High School, over- looking busy Iackson Avenue: cross-roads of the universe. A news flash hot off the wire has just been handed me. It states, At 8:31 this evening, Iune 2, the Senior Class of Elkhorn High School passed on. Their last will and testament, which was written While they were attending Elkhorn's ivy-covered portals of learning, was published immediately. They chose to present to the Iuniors, their ability to cooperate and their initiative: the Sophomores receive their brains and good looks, and to the Freshmen they leave their brilliant and successful career. To the faculty they return their unusued demerits to be passed around individually. ALDEN WAY leaves his eye lash curler to Le Roy tLaddJ Frietag. DONNIE WILSON bequeaths his one and only famous saying of Cry-Yi to Wally Papenfus. DONNA STOFLET contributes her broth- ers and sisters to George Larsen, so he won't get lonesome. CURTIS MARTIN leaves his toothpicks to Doggey's sister, Ianet Harding. BUCKY WILSON wills his football abili- ties to Eugene Frank. LOUIS HARDING leaves his Dog and determination to do school work to David Beattie. MARILYN RAGLAND bequeaths her broken garter to Nancy L. Iacobsen. The lamp which PHYLLIS ANDERSON burns until the wee small hours was be- queathed to Iim Dismore. Phyllis used it for studying. MARY MATHESON relinquishes her Brooklyn Dodgers to any member of the Iunior class who will take them. RUTH BARNE'S position at the county jail is given to Donald Krueger. RONNIE fSir Ayresl BORLAND Wills his wise remarks to Ruth Mildorfer. CHARLIE COLEMAN, after careful con- sideration, leaves his duty of supporting the Democrats to Mary Harrington. MARILYN SPERRY wills her ability to go with out-of-town boys to Marianne Hirn. IERRY DUNLAP'S front porch swing is left to Ierome Hart. Her back porch swing, too. DON CFrenchieJ FRY leaves his taste for fish to Alice Burpee. HARRY NIENDORF leaves his guns, bows and arrows, sling shots, bean shooter, pins and needles, and tremendous shooting eye to Sally Konst. ARLEN VOLDNESS leaves. BILL JENSEN leaves his charge account at the Red Diamond to Nancy Reid. RUSTY CLAUER leaves his priority at the pinball machine at Haybeck's to Eddie Bass - TILT. Richard Harry is the fortunate receiver of IIM MURPHY'S extra nights on detention. PEGGY RAY DEACON wills her grace- ful dancing abilities to Charles Darwin. Iimmy Stoflet acquires IIM BIAGI'S bi- ceps. The Senior Class wills IOHN SAMUEL- SON to the Iunior girls-they sure tried long enough. The cinder in BETTY PERIMAN'S eye is left to Willard Lauderdale. NORMAN QUASS leaves his New York Adventures to Richard Kennedy. MILDRED FERGE bequeaths her gift of gab to Patsy Goodhand. CAROL LIGH'I'FIELD'S big brown eyes are bestowed upon George CTobyl Clauer- four eyes are better than two they say.

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GERALDINE WALTMAN Gerry Tritles make perfection and perfection is no triile. Hobby Club 1: G.A.A. 1, 2, 3, 4: Hi Lites 3: Annual Staff 4. EDWARD WELCH Ted , at :,: A SMI? Well, he's always out ll ,,'L - nights. - J Basketball 1, 2: 1-'aafban 1, 2, Q ' 3: Forensics 1, 2, 3, 4: Hi A,,A , Lifes 3- w . Vkk, V. ,V,,V sosa 3 it it a'o ,,,, I j , . I l oa,a A At COWZ77l671C67lZ611f H7116 QVOLL .Yflfw U5 P6155 ALDEN WAY He too serves a certain pur- pose who only stands and cheers. Acappella 1, 2, 3. RICHARD WHEELER Never borrow trouble: borrovrt money and trouble will come ot its own. Football 4. The last time together as one renown class: But we did not league, with our goals yet to be attained, Pffithont fall eonhdenee in those that remained. DONALD WILSON Don He has an oar in every man's boat and a finger in every pie. Baseball 1. 2, 3: Football 1. 2, 3, 4: Basketball 1, 2, 3, 4: Class Play 4. RONALD WILSON Buckey Beware: I may yet do some- thing sensational. Football l, 2, 3, 4: Basketbal 1, Z, 3, 4: Tennis 2, 3. 19

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DICK AMES gives David Desing a book, boldly entitled How to dance in 17 easy lessons . The third freckle from the upper portion of THELMA ADAM'S left cheek is pasted on the tip of Wayne Welch's nose. A small portion of GLORIA PETERSON'S interest in the stronger sex was instilled in Marjorie Hartwell. A few locks of GLORIA FUCH'S straight hair was accepted by Eileen Periman. She can wear them as bangs. The ability to sprint up and down stairs and dash around halls was left to Wally Abell by BILL BIAGI. BILL GETZEN has a weakness for blondes and now Don Meracle is beginning to feel rather weak. REGGIE WELCH leaves his faithful old Green Parrot to Kenny Fell. Feed her on Seagrams for best results , said he. DARLENE REED bequeaths her flighty ways to Ronald Erdman. Careful you don't fly away!! IERRY CERVENKA leaves his stream- lined model A to Loretta Lynn and Ieannette Eisentraut. The spare wheel on IIM DIVAN'S future racing car goes to Edna Hintz. DONNA VINCENT willingly gives her overnight slumber parties to Donna Miller. BETTY BOWYER relinquishes her ability to get what she wants to Alice Tomaszewski and Mary Alice Ague. TRUDY STOLZER feels that she can leave at least 1X5 of her giggle to Bob Ryan, care- ful Bob, it can be catching. ALBERT REED leaves his experience with life to Mary lo Christner. Arden Brabazon is the soul recipient of AUDREY PETER'S bashfulness. Maybe it will come in handy with the girls, Arden. Pat Ryan and Donna Kexel are the lucky receivers of the athletic figure of HAZEL IOHNSON. ROGER LARSEN leaves his crutch to Nancy Ann lacobsen. See that it slows you down a bit, Nancy. MARIETTA KYLE leaves her ability to polka to Kenny Matheson. Lessons free of charge, Ken. EARL SHELDON announces that, due to the bequest of his devilishness, it is soon to be seen in the actions of Ruth Wolf and Doris Wright. DICK Nob WHEELER wants to leave Elkhorn High School in the worst way. He's done a pretty good job so far. IERRY KEHOE'S bulging biceps and massive chest expansion remaining with him for self protection purposes. BILL IACOBSEN a great hunter from Elk- horn and also a great kicker for the E.H.S. football team, wills his great abilities to Charlotte, Davis. lust what she needs. Five packages of Henna Red rinse are left by GERALDINE WALTMAN to be divid- ed up evenly between Lois Amon and lean Baker. I BARTHOLOMEW IAMES IOSEPH FITZ- GERALD Ir. leaves his Iohn Henry to Dorothy Bolton. PAT PFAFFENBERGER'S loud booming voice is bequeathed to Darlene Bell. KEITH LAUDERDALE'S carload of girls is left to Frank Lauta to be put in the back of his Chevrolet truck. The right lens of MARION BLESER'S glasses is to be worn as a monicle by Lloyd Bourenske. I say there, olde chappie. And with the conclusion of our last will and testament, we of the class of nineteen hundred and fifty regretfully sign off and quietly move from the roof of E.H.S. and prepare to go out into the Great Beyond. Busy Iackson Avenue has become a quiet country lane. The entire town of Elkhorn has settled down to recuperate and return to a peaceful life.