Elk Grove High School - Elk Yearbook (Elk Grove, CA)

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THE ELK SENIOR SILLINESS qCC113.1'1O SIX Scenes Sophomore Susan sat 'i1lC1ltlV sequestered S1lly Sain sees Susan See Sam says Susan s1t' Sam set Some Semors See Sam Say' sald Semors, stmgy Sam shall share some sentxmental sentenees Senlors set Sam sore, Susan SIIIITS SCIIIOFS smcker Shut up, snarls Sam Sen1ors shrlek Sam savs Susan shruggnxg shoulders, some s1lly Sen1ors seem sud denlv sxmxan Src Semors seem suddenly small Sun Susan suddenly start southward t tneous spoomng squashed' Sxgnedj Somebody s S1mp Some Shower' LOUISE Qlookmg up at Ilugh How s the xx eather up there Hugh? It Q plettyf warm doxy n here Toad Sp1t 111 her eye 'Ind tell her It s I'H.1l'l1llg Love LOg1C PTOIJOSIUOII Be'1tr1ee I lox e you To prox e that x ou lox e me Cn en I loxe you Proof All the xx orld lox es '1 lox er But I 'tm a lover , all the xx orld lox es me You are all the world to me , you loxe me Q E D Query D1d joe Blush? Vel na Murphx fgettlng names of people xx ho 'ue to bflllg refreshments Oh oe, g1VC me your name' oe 1'l'11SL111ClCI'S'f'1l1d11lg' VVh'1 all 'th ah, xx hy yours IS good enough for a xxlule yet 1sn t 1t? So DoI V1s1tor 'mt Orfttornwl Contest I just loxe that httle part 111 Mr Dah leen s h'ur' QHow Do They Get That Way Pj Sxbyl Oxx en flE'l.l'l111'10 CPD to play tenmsj XVhere do you get the sets' How do you freeze on a set? Leap Year at That Eumce fon tenn1s courtj I don t beheve you know enough to take care nf yourself Joe' Joe fsternly attenxptlng to proxe lns Umpabxlxtyj I am amplv capable of takmg care of you as xx ell as myself' EIIIIICC Qaslde coylyj Oh' th1s 15 so sudden' l xghty sexe fs . Y 1 xo 1 .- , yu A 'Wi ec .. . -I . if . I - 'K , ' f' 1 fs C 3. , .' . u xr . ' ' sr ,L - A Q ' , Jr n L s C ', v . ' x C s x . 1 cc u , cc 71 . , 3 A cc, ,' ' - , ci . , . . . ' ' I! '. ' ' : C . p2 , S , , seekmg soda solace. SIX Senxors shnk slowly 's1de. Some spectacle! Spon- z ' . . C . l , . I . . ' W h Di ,S ry y . ak ' r L T , C S q ' ' : ' . , ' f . 1- V I 7 ' . 1. ' ' .T . ' 3 2. C ' 3. .' . ' ' - 5 4. ' 5. 1 . . . . . f J ' ' 1 ,i. , C - ' 51. rf . . - . -I C C , C-C -C -K I y . V . . , . , . .x Ax - . I . . J I - ,Q l Q. C C j . C u I -' ' C ' b' . L. '. - f ' 1 4 . . - ,b . r X 3 8 7 ' , ' , .S 'c c L , I I I c ' 'V c . . -. , 'Y Y 1' . .S ., I .

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S3 Y 4,1 f I THE ELK. ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN Dear Editress: , What shall I do? Two very lovely young men are in love with me, and I don't know which one to accept. I rather favor the one with red hair, as it goes so well with my complexion, but I'm afraid if I refuse the other one, he will become despondent and commit suicide. B. M. My Dear B. M.: If you fear the consequences, why not marry both of them and move to Utah? Editress. Honorable Editress: I am always in the most awful positions because I just can't make my eyes behave. VVhat shall I do? B. T. Dear Child: We advise you to wear mule blinders. Eda. Dear Editor: What is the penalty for bigamy? I-I. W. Mr. H .W., E. G. I-I. S. Dear Sir: Plural mothers-in-law. Ye Editress. Most August Editress: My only fault is that I am too attractive to the boys. They all want to kiss me. How can I cure this? V. A. Dear Miss V. A.: Vxfe advise eating garlic three times a day. This cure has been used before and was, I am told, very effective. Ed. Dear Editress: I am in great distress. I find that at the dances I overtop all my pardners by at least five inches. How can I remedy this? Aggie. Dear Aggie: Take in a tuck in your legs. Eddie. IT REALLY HAPPENED At half-past seven every night, G's beau came tripping up so light, VVith a box of candy under his arm. VVhat cared she though it made her fat? It was nice of John to bring her that! But Johnnie failed to come one night, G, sitting in the dim twilight, Thought he was very mean. Wlieii the first of the month rolled 'round, G's pa received a bill for just ten pound Of Lowney's very best creams. Those Kute Kadets Loot Hawley-Un. tuh, tree, fur! Un. tuh, tree, fur! Un, tuh, tree, fur! Private Ehrhardt Cof awkward squadj-I'll bet he can't count any farther. Them Seniors! Richard Hawley-If I hit you, the angle your body makes with Mother Earth will be zero. Paul Voss-And if I hit you, your face will be a perfect plane! Eighty-six

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S I fx X, 94- ' TI l IG IG L K Qlllflil at S1 Zg!3,:is:5f?. 1, W x' The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth? Lawyer fin VVackman's divorce casej-Your Honor, this woman has made a monkey of my client. I-loward's wife-I did not. Nature beat me to it! More Truth Than Poetry Anna fwhile counting apple seedsj-'l'here's a worm in this core. Wllat does that mean? Gertrude-Oh! that stands for the guy. With Her? Dorothy Thomas fat the baseball gamej-Oh, look! Howard made a hit. The Day School Opened at Eight Mildred Neves flooking into History 45-VVhere's Mr. Dahleen? ards. In Senior English Helen-Oh, yes, there are long i's and short i's - Richard Csadly, sotto voicej-And black eyes! A Busy Day for the Shakespeare Family! Senior-Shakespeare died the same day he was born. Mr. Dahleen Cin History 35-lVhat relation was James VI to Henry VIII? Agnes CbrilliantlyD-Daughter! Where Does He Carry 'Em, In His Feet? -Miss Denton Qto Harold Schulzej-Your i's are in the Wrong place. Senior Soliloquy A wondrous thing is love, It cometh from above, And descendeth like a dove On some. But some it never hits But what it gives them fits, And deprives them of their wits, Ry Gum ! Some Disease! Carol fstudying spelling for English IVQ-Myrtle, what does Hinnocula- tion mean? Myrtle-Er, well, isn't that what they do to the president when he goes into office? Where Does- She Keep Them? Thomas fleading yellj-Rattle your slats, your slats, your slats. Rattle your slats-. Miss Hyatt Cinterruptingj-I only rattle my slatsi' once. Is This Wholly True? VVhy are some girls' hearts like books in a circulating library ? was the conundrum propounded by one of the sages of the class of '96. No answer was forthcoming. Because anyone can have them, but nobody can keep them longer than two weeks. Eighty-eight