Elk Grove High School - Elk Yearbook (Elk Grove, CA)

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L r 4J-,lx THE ELK I, 4, I Jmelms G ll 2 oligs T- 1 P5 A Rliymmsigqs p 'A 45 M' p . ?y' .Q , Favorite Familiar Frases Myrtle Hewitt Cin typingj : Gee, it was swell! foe Brugler Cin mech. dr.j: Far be it from me to purloin your noble drawing. I Paul Voss: Aw, what's the use ? 1 Mr. Dahleen: Irrespective, irrespective! Hugh Ishigaki: Mr. Mug Groogerf' Miss Denton: Ne parlez pas. Tossie: Tee, hee. Miss Briscoe: 'fYou must learn your cues? Richard Hawley: Our next president will be a Republican. Miss Hyatt: Ish like this? Senior Boys: Zeit so ?,' Mr. Richards: Govern yourselves accordiuglyf, And He Was a Soph Himself Derril fwith a condescending air of Senior dignityj-Oh, Fred, tell me the names of the Sophomoresg I can't remember them all. Fred fin an off-hand mannerj-Aw, there ainlt any Sophomoresg they're all girls! Heard in Biology Lab. Mr. Richards Cspeaking about causes of swollen glaiidsj-Wliat was the matter with you when you had the mumps? Cupid Troutinan Cinnocentlyj-I was sick. I just Then the Riot Started Howard-See, I mended my leather leggin'. Derril-Say, if I'd known you were such an expert, I wouldn't have taken my shoes to the shoemaker. .Ioe-Oh, he doesn't want to do such a big job! Eighty three

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ELK ' -..x N f . THE ,jjfiiif fl, :Jai i aylcaft Eco'! Wfe enjoyed your interesting stories and plentiful jokes, but couldn't that cover design be improved ? Pine Breezes, Eldorado High School: It certainly was a breath of 'Pine Breezes,' which you sent us! Wfe especially admire your jokes and stories. Call again ! The Skip, Sutter Creek High School: A snappy title for a snappy book from a snappy school! Your students are evidently full of pep, vim, and enthusiasm. Gold and Wl1ite, Sutter Union High School: An attractive cover de- sign and a good literary department alone do not make a good book: your snaps leave something to be desired. El Susurrof' Monterey Union High School: A good book, 'El Susurro,' a collection of excellent snaps and scintillating humorg a few more stories would add to the life of your annual. The Poppy,', Winters joint Union High School: Your cover design is very attractiveg it is too bad the binding is not more secure. NVhy didn't you substitute two stories for your essays on the 'Value of a Savings Account ?' VVe feel as if one sketch would have emphasized thrift sufficiently. j University Farm Agricola, Davis, Cal.: Far be it from me, a mere high school student, to criticise a paper so superior to our own! May we hear from you again as an incentive to us ? The X-Ray, Sacramento High School: Your paper is different from any we receive, because it is printed weekly in newspaper form. We feel as if a few more stories would make it even more unique. Please come again l Anna Lohse, '2O. HV xl ef- s Q QD or Eighty-two

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V . . 1 ,Wulf ,- ' tl xx, THE ELK . . 5Y,:f,.:1v. A, 'Hx My Schooling The Spanish Class Might go to grass For all it would bother me' The staring verbs About the herbs ' Give me a pain in the knee. In algebra, I find it dry In hearing always X plus yg The equations small Do quite appall My poor puzzled brain CPD. Factors are no jokeg If you will note But few can master them. In manual training I have my delights, Wliere no one works and everyone lights, The teacher always tries to see just what it is the trouble can be, 'When an everlasting nut like me Makes a half-inch board split When trying to drive a half-inch bit. -George Ronk. QWe offer no apologies for above meter.-Editorj. I What Great Men Say About My Latest Poem ' I ' Alexander the Great: This touching poem makes me weep. Caesar: I doubt if any more feeling could be put into this masterpiece. Napoleon: It seems as if Mr. Ronk had defeated his,Waterloo! V Music by Omar Khayam. Copyrighted by King Fuschiousl 'Words by Queen Ollikoki. ' . ,i w U ' I Fre Shman Cla Sshy Mn 1. Owa tana Siami A Sweet tlitle boo Biam Allg reen arwee. Owa to foliam . Ovva ta bo Biam I am a Kraz e Ikeg Ye Yesiam. Chorus Owa tana Siam Ovva tabo Biam Is thera Big Erboo bin Awl Siam. fSet to music in a joss house in .OO55, Sept. 23. Written first in .l3l3l3.j This Sounds Bad Miss Hyatt fin Biologyj-Wliere do bugs go in the winter? Harold S. fabsent-mindedlyj-Search me! Eighty-four