Elk Grove High School - Elk Yearbook (Elk Grove, CA)

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.f,., iss! Sf f ' 1 7 THE BJ IJ lx f A -XII- I, Tessie Mary 'l'routman, sometimes known as Marvin, do humbly im- plore the most xvise of courts to give to me Helen Mitchell's position as guard on the girls' basket ball team. -Xl'll- That to the Juniors, the Honorable Court award that wonderful faculty of the Senior Class to hold meetings which are models of quietucle and order- liness. XVherefore your petitioners pray Decree of Distribution issue to conform to Section l' to Xlll inclusive herein. ll.iXBY l1l,lSS and N. SMITH, Attorneys for Petitioners. RHYME OF THE SCHOOL Grumbling over lessons, Dodging teachers' glances, Sneaking copied problems, Flunking in all branches, Lagging in your compos, Smashing every rule- Bless mel this is pleasant, Closing up this school! lf-loxvling when you're tardy, lN'hispering in snatches, Passing hidden missives Lest the teacher catches, Forgetting your excuses. Playing you're a fool- Bless me! this is pleasant, Closing up this school. 3 No more sandwich lunches , . . ' Swallowed in a minuteg No more 'semblv lectures f 1 n 1 1, Q QVV1Sl'llllg you weren't in itj 3 No going to the ofhee, 'Cause you broke the rule: Bless me! this is oleasant 1 1 A , ClOS1llg up this school. 'ilwenly l.lI1'0C

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if I U ,fx srfq1s:n,g- I THE ELK QA' ,lg ,- Ji 4 e l'N THE PRO B.-X'l'E COURT OF Tl-IE ELK GROVE UNION HIGH SCHOOL In the Matter of Estate of Senior Class 1920, deceased, and Faculty of E. G. H. S. Administratorsi PETITION vs. Freshmen, Sophomores and Juniors of E. G. H. S1 ' Petitioners lt appearing that said deceased died without a will, now comes your peti- tioners and pray the Honorable Court make distribution of said Estate through the administrators of said Estate as follows, to-wit:- -1- That the Honorable Court award Hugh Tickler's extreme shortness of stature to Louise Elliott, it being easily recognized that she is much too tall at the present time. -II- I That to Mlle. Beatriz Taylor, the sagacious court award Carol Stickney's extremely beautiful and graceful dancing. -HI- That Derril XVildanger's love for wearing out fence posts on street corners be judiciously given to the extremely retiring Elwood Poston and Mildred Neves. -IV.. That 'Wilbur Ehrhardt be awarded Anna Lohse's naive and unsophisti- cated remarks, the all-wise court realizing the suitability of this petition. -V- I, Dwight Ladd, fully aware of my unprepossessing appearance, do humbly beseech the Honorable Court for a small portion of Howard VVackman's manly beauty, so that I may become a second VVally Reid. -VI- That the Honorable Court allot to Eunice Hauskins, upon hearing her earnest petition, a small part, at least, of Jessie Cumpston's dear Lester. -VII- That to Cecil Caples, be assigned, upon the aforesaid's earnest petition, James Adam's undue aversion to feminine society. -VIII- I, Mildred lXIcCoon, do earnestly entreat the court to allow me to possess the mellilluous, clear, and bell-like tones of Harold Schulzeis voice, I fully real- izing my penchant for speaking too loud. -IX- That to Rodney Idzinga, the court award all of Paul Voss's now famous writings on Milton and kindred subjects. -X- That the court apportion to me. Lillian Sehlineyer, a part of Richard Haw- ley's overwhelming ability as an extemporaneous soap box orator on political subjects. I, Pearl 'Wilson, do solemnly and earnestly beg the learned court to make me the sole heir to Myrtle Hewitt's accurate and elucidating history recita- tions. 'T wenty-two

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