Elida High School - Reflector Yearbook (Elida, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY Thts IS the world Some people work here I don t I m a space cop I was workrng on case 7038J6 76 whrch rnvolves the theft of 500 gallons of space sh1p glue You meet all klnds of people 1n my buslness you wrll see as I tell my story 7 03 A M lclrmbed rnto my space car It IS a fast pulse Jet Job wrth overhead w1n:lsh1eld wlpers and dual ash trays ltwas bullt by DON BRITENRIKER ofLlTTLE DON MOTOR CO and was dcstgned by hrs partner LARLE LITTLE The Inter planet TV was on 1n the back seat and I could hear the H1 F1 Four BARBARA MOISER SUE RUBY GARNETA HUBER and MARLENE STEMEN slnglng The Cow Jumped Over the Moon from their latest Album Ra dro actrve Nursery Rhymes 7 17 A M I prck up mv partner DICK MARKEL at the corner of Truman and Acheson Avenues where he was breakmg up a crap game 1n the front yard of the Court House A couple of three t1me losers BOB DAVIDSON and VERN PATTON were arrested Sneedy JACK KELLER crawled through a basement wrndow and got away 7 20 We are caufrht rn a trafflc Jam The cause seemed to be that a car drlven by MARGIE MORRIS had col lrded wrth MARY EGGERMAN S when Mlss Eggerman had stopped to powder her nose and say hello to SONYA BEST the local Pontrac salesman At the same moment ROETTA GOOD srde swrped her wrth a Jet blke 7 34 After we got on the Dale Drrve super htghway named after the only men who ever IIVCO thru a drrect htt on Yucca Flats Nevada DALL YOUNG and DALE STEVER trafflc speeded up to 175 mtles an hour We passed NIARY FRANKS and RUTH KIRKENDALL ln therr 1 14 I Nash whrch was gorng conslderably slower than we were 7 51 After leavmg our space car at The Mrdnlght Auto Supply operated by CHET STEMEN BOB KELIER and SAM STIENER we Jumped on a conveyer walk and purchased a transfer from the tlcket taker PAT CORSON The conveyor belt broke down about half way to the space port We talked to the conveyor belt reparrman LEONARD HARTMAN He Informed us that rt would be an hour before the walk would be flxed so we got a space cab drlven by SHIRLEY HAWK Three weeks and fourteen close calls later we arrtved at the space port Our cab door was opened by GARY SROUHE doorman for Intra space Lxnes 8 Ol We bought two trckets for Mars from JEAN ANN MOORE and boarded flrght 714 The stewardess who greeted us at the door was NANCY GOSSARD Our space happy p1lot DAVE PELTIER lnformed us we would be on Mars by 10 I3 SALLY EVANS served us ourlunch whrch was prepared back on earth by NANETTE REINHARDT and BARBARA SATTERFIELD Wh1le on board we talked to DOUGLAS Sl-IENK a very successful traveltng salesman He told us he was workrng for the Elida Bulldog Revlew sellrng back rssues Hrs sales manager ORLO LEWIS had sent h1s regards LISLE SMITH famous fashron editor for ESQUIRE MAGAZINE was also on board 10 14 Qcompany umej We arrlved one mlnute late due to bad weather whlch was probably the fault ofLYLE MAY weather forecastor We took a spaxr lspace carl plloted by DARRELL MARTIN to local headquarters 10 27 LEarth tlmej We met DOIICC Chlef LOWELL CRIDER He explained that we could ask hrs secretary BAR BARA MIKESELL for a date I mean a stake out sheet showrng locauons under surverllance BOB HOLMES just flned rn court for reckless oper t1on of a space shlp looked unhappy We took h1m out for some space coffee 1 50 P M CHowdy Doody umej We d1dn t have anythxng else to do so we ventured out to ELNORA HEATH S Studebaker 6 speedway We bought a program from J NET NUESBAUM only to frnd the f1rst race entrles fam1l1ar to us MORRIS LEA DFOOD MORGRET and HOT RODNEY MCKINNEY were drxvlng cars deslgned by JACK MCCONNELL We were approached by PAT HUBER who tr1ed to bet us on the second race Slncewe were on duty we told her to come back after frve o clock when we would be off work A placard above the shoe shlne stand run by RON ZUBER sard the track s grandstand had been built by the RONALD NICHOLS Constructron Company 4 15 A call came over the permanent wave radro from the operator MARILYN COX that our suspect had been 1dent1f1ed as JANICE KRUSE the Blonde Bombshell and she supposedly had an accomplxce PAT FOUST known as Fearless Raust wrth her Each had two arms and was consrdered dangerous 5 20 We proceeded to a restaurant owned and operated by SHIRLEY STALTER and MARGARET RAMER 5 50 We left the restaurant SUE EDWARDS 1n her new Cadlllac was parked at the curb She said she had just lost on the srxty four thousand dollar questxon b 02 We stopped by the DAWSON HYDE Chemrcal Company makers of formalde hyde 6 12 We saw woman polrceman MARLENE SANDY crossmg a street She told us GEORGIANNA HARROD and LVLLYN REDD who had both marrred lnto money were 1n town for the premlere of SARAH BRANTS new play star rrng VLLVA SHERRICK rn the tltle role 1 02 Carol Houston had just checked ID at out hotel She had arrrved by Boate We vlsrted the BUSICK Glass Plant Katherme asked how long we had been on Mars We sard we had just blown 8 13 P M We fought out a gun battle wxth CLAIRE MCLLDERRY and KAY BOWLRS they had been double parked 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,,,., rf... S 2 I. -W Q JU IGRS CLASS OFFICERS President. . .Carolyn Cisco Vice President, . .Barbara Baxter Secretary-Treasurer Sharon Specs Pr B Barnum B Baxter Blymyer J Breda J Allemier E Baker D Brubaker C Cisco G Coqley D Collins B Brenneman J Brenneman D Dahlen R Davidson K Driver L Etgen N1 Collins N Croft R Gleason R Gould If