Elders Ridge Vocational School - Elrivo Yearbook (Elders Ridge, PA)

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Alice Budesky tstumped by Math. problembz 1'm stuck, Mr. Alex anderf' ' Mr. Alexander: What to? Alice B.: That's what I don't know. Miss Sparrow fin Iinglishjz 'WVhat is the first person singular num ber, indicative mode, of the verb know, in the negative? I-larry Himes: I don't know. Miss Sparrow: Correct Silence may be golden, but not in American History. Little bits of laughter Little grains of fun, Bring down our deportment Ffer the term is done. Now I lay me down to rest For tomorrow's awful tests, If I should die before I wake, Thank heavens, I'il have no test to take. The cows are in the meadow, The snakes are in the grass, Not all the simple minded folks, Are in the Freshman Class. A little bit of pepg A little bit of sassg Put them both together, And they make the Sophomore Class.

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Mr. Alexander: Proud Father: Why my son, he is in th 1 'lWhat class is your son in?', e Sycamore class. Miss Sparrow: Why is a dog's nose cold? Harry Dunmire: VVe1l-er- 'cause it ain't hot. Mr. Alexander Cin Aritluuetic elassj 'T' l : JIVC tie table of liquid measures. Marie Hood: U2 pints equal I quartg 4 quarts equal I gallong 8 gallons equal I peck. SMAILS Clothes for Lad and Dad Shoes and Men,s Wear AYONMORE, PENNA. When in Saltsburg Visit ELMER E. GOODLIN Graduate in Pharmacy Prescription Druggist 44 Salt St., Saltsburg, Pa. H. M. HOUSEHOLDER Dry Goods and Groceries Opposite First National Bank SALTSBURG, PENNA. If 101 'I I I lOl Jl