Elders Ridge Vocational School - Elrivo Yearbook (Elders Ridge, PA)

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Mr. Hartman--When did the Revival of Learning take place '? Beatrice-Just before our exams. Harry-I can't see that first question. Dudley-I can see it, but I can't see thru it. Prof. Williams-Who made that noise? Billy Wardrop-I just dropped a perpendicular, pro- fessor. Downhearted Freshman-I wish I could get ahead. . Bright J unior-You do need one, don't you. I If at first you don't fill up, Try, try again! Dorothy W.-Helen, did that young man smoke in the parlor last night? I found matches there. Helen W.-Oh, no. He just lit a match to see what time it Was. AN IMPRESSIONISTIC DICTIONARY OF TERMS CAbridgedj Bulletin Board-A public scrap basket. Diploma-A more select exit. Dormitory-The place where you eat your meals and receive your telephone calls. Influenza-Another school exit. J unior-The height of a Freshman's ambition. Man-Anyth-ing strange on the campusg a noise in the hall below. Mathematics-A Freshman's failing. F-ierce lessons L-ate hours U-nexpected company N-ot prepared K-icked out. Mr. Hartman in Junior English-Give me an example of incongruity. Alice K.-A divorce lawyer humming a wedding march. F iff y - o n c