Elders Ridge Vocational School - Elrivo Yearbook (Elders Ridge, PA)

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Mr. Williams iTo Freshman Agriculture Classl -How many kin-ds of farming are there? Paul Coulter-There are three, intensive, extensive and pretensive. Soph-How many subjects are you carrying? Fresh-I am carrying one and dragging three. A DEFINITION. Education--The sum total of all the things that we haven't been taught. TOUGH LUCK l A jolly young chemistry tough, While mixing a com-pounded stuff, Dropped a match in the vial, And after a While, They found his front teeth in a cuff. He-Say Miss, what would you say if he kissed you on the forehead? She-I would call him down. THE STUDY HALL CLOCK. Its wheels have long since turned its last, Its dirge of time has long since passed. Its somber face so calm, so grand, Is partly hidden by its hands. It hangs that silent sentinel of the wall, From early spring to latest fall, And never ticks its rythmic beats, As it Watches over those rows of seats. Oh what is it, that time has locked? It is our study hall clock. - Fifty