Elders Ridge Vocational School - Elrivo Yearbook (Elders Ridge, PA)

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W ' H ' '--w Paul Coulter-I've lost my dog. Ross Wilson-Why don't you advertise for him? Paul Coulter--My dog can't read. Mr. Williams-Why do hens lay only in the day time? John Snyder-Because they are roosters at night. TEAR DROPS. For Sale-A piano by an old man with mahogany legs. Lost-A cow by an old woman with brass knobs on her horns. Wanted-A boy to open oysters with a reference. Wanted-A young man to take care of horses with a religious disposition. Wanted-A young lady to sew buttons on the sixth floor. Lost-A check book belonging to a young man that folds in the middle. , For SalcffSS5 suitsg they won't last long. For Rent4A roomg suitable for a gentleman 12 by 15. Shoes half-soled on the inside While you wait for 25c. Miss Beishline-What did you do about those chapters you failed to read? Harold H.-I made it up. Miss Beishline-So I should judge from your papers. Mr. Hartman-Tell about the life of Queen Elizabeth Mary. Mary--She led a happy life, when she died. THIS MAY BE YOUR FUTURE. John had just returned from college dressed in char- acteristic Freshman attire. As he entered his father's study, that gentleman looked at him awhile and finally said: Well John, you look like a fool. In a short time an old neighbor entered and seeing the young man, addressed him thus: How glad I am to see you, John. And you look exactly like your father did 25 years ago when he first came home from college. l Folly-nine x 1 fi' it