Edwin Vare Junior High School - Pilot Yearbook (Jackson, PA)

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DIHHY MY HOME IS A SHAMBLES 7:30eAwakened by my father banging on the door on his way down- stairs. Go back to sleep. 7:55w80und asleep looking at a double feature starring Tyrone Power. 7:40 Awakened by my brother as he bangs his feet as softly as possible sliding clown the banister. 7:45wSound asleep looking at Clark Gable and Lana Turner in Honky Tonk. 7:50eWake up with a bleeding foot. Did Mr. Krebs say it takes 5 minutes for a person to bleed to death? May as well enjoy my last two sleeping. . 7:55e1ust about to doze off when my sister dreams she,s having a tight. 8:00eThe alarm rings. I run for my kimono and slippers only to find I was the Jack of all tools. I thought it was an air raid alarm. 8:05eThe race is on. Who out of the three of us gets washed first? 8:10--Finished counting to ten and waiting patiently for my turn. 8:15-Made a dash to get washed only to regain consciousness in the bathtub. 8:20--Last call to breakfast made by the announcer of the Breakfast Club. I wonder if we're allowed special calls. 8:25MAfter using a pack of bobby pins decide my hair would have to do for that clay. 8:50ePut in-my special call for breakfast. 8:55wstart complaining why Ilm the only one whom nobody ever calls. 8:40MThe Chimes of St. Cecilia bring to the door my girlfriend's books. The owner ran back for her sneaks. 8:42-1 start on my way to school. 8:45eReturn to fill my pen. 8:52eForgot to remember my lunch. 8:53eVValk home in a trolley. 8:59e-Arrive at school in time to hear the bell ring and remember to forget to stay home with a headache. VICTORIA TOBIA, 9B7. ttI Said No'leRepeated Johnny when Miss e asked if he did his algebra. uThis Is No Laughing Mattaw- Pm getting a P in science. 111 Never Forgetl'eThe time I was caught chewing by Miss DulTy. How Do I Know It's RealPt'v My report card will show me. ttI Don't Want to Set the World On Firetlel just want to give the Japs a hotfoot. SCHOOL HITS ttJealoustteThat girls can wear slacks, too, boys? uString of Pearls'teOn sale at 5 and 10 Cent store for 28 cents. uThe End of the Rainbow - June 24, school days are over. ttMiss Youl'-Something the teacher will not do for pupils after J une 24. ttWherever You ArettHYou will hear uno lipstick, girls in the Vare School. Marie R. Fragale, 983. ammat 28

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TEA CUPS AND TATTLES This term the Home Economics girls of the 9A grade are experiment- ing with the Managerial Chart. In each group of four girls, a Chairman is appointed, whose duty is to assign work to each girl including herself. She keeps a strict account of the time to prepare the dish or meal, time to cook it, number of dishes used in the preparation, stand- ard 0f the finished product, time to clean up. the menu and the market- ing. The chairman's report is recorded on the chart which has been placed 9n the board. The results of each group are compared on a basis of ten. This method creates an interesting competition among the groups as well as a more economic use of uten- sils necessary to prepare and cook a meal. HOME ECONOMICS DEPT., HD. ANSWERS TO RADIO PERSONALITIES Walter Winchell Eddie Cantor Red Skelton Kay Kyser George Burns Gracie Allen Major Bowes ?Charlie McCarthy 9. Kate Smith 10. Bob Hope 11. Bing Crosby 12. Rudy Vallee 13. Baby Snooks 14. Henry Aldrich . Glenn Miller Mr. Palladino's Airplane Builders Miss Del Costellots Service Club Bronson's Airplane Builders

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A Russian alien applied for citizenship. This is the way he answered the questions put before him. HBorn? ltYes. sir! Where? Russia. HWhat part? uAll of me.H HWhy did you leave Russia? ttl couldn,t bring it with me. uWhere were your forefathers born P uI only have one father. uYour business? Rotten! Where is Washington P Dead. 1 mean the capital of the United States. They loaned it all to Europe. uDo you promise to support the Constitution P HMe? How can 1? I've got a wife and six kids to support. FOOTBALL Boy to Grandfatherethrand- pa, when are you going to start playing football?H Grandfathere'tFootball! Why I am too old to play ball. Why did you ask? . BoyettWell, Pop said as soon as you kick off he's gonna buy a new car. LOVESICK Boy-tlllm going to kiss you. Girl-No answer. Boy tlouderletlltm going to kiss you. GirleNo answer. Boy tlouderl-ttllm going to kiss youfl GirlettWell, what are you wait- ing for, an application blank? LETTER HOME DEAR MOM: I,ve just linished my hrst week in the Army. Gee, Mom, it's swell. You know how we always got up at 4:50 back home. Well, here I can sleep until 5:30. Ain't that good? They have a nice way of getting you up; they play a tune on the bugle. Most of the fellows don't like it though, City slickers, I guess. Say Mom, tell Pa for me that we donlt have beans at every meal. We get swell food here at camp. Ya know, Mom, I thought the Sarge liked me, because he said he was going to make me a G-man. I was tickled pink, but how was I to know that a G-man is a garbage man. 1 went for a ride in a jeep the 29 Elie 91101 other day. In case you dontt know what a jeep is, it's a small Army car. Ma, that was some Fidel The Sarge was driving, and he went faster than Sarah, our horse, can go. He hit every bump in the road. Boy! was I sore when I got out of the jeep! I hear there's some kind of new car called a peep; I never saw one though. I forgot to put in that my shirt tore the other day and the Sarge put me on K. P. duty. Gosh! I never peeled so many potatoes be- fore in my life. This Army sure eats a lot. The bugle just blew for mess, Mom, so I must close. Tell Pa and Jack and Betty Lou I was asking for them. Your loving son, Elmer Jones, Private, U. S. A. HELEN CLIFTON, 9B5. HUHSEHSE