Edwards Central School - Hornet Yearbook (Edwards, NY)

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CLASS PROPHECY We have been asked many times what has become of the class of '63. Although ten years have passed we were able to trace them and will tell you what we have found. RANDY RANDALL is now joint owner of Ferry's store and is a very prosperous business man. Who's his partner? Why, Joan of course! KATHY CLELAND has just written a new book How to Get Your Man”. Does it work Kathy? FAYE BRIDGELAND is now an English teacher at E.C.S. and is teaching our students a way out language. BARBARA BROWN is still waiting for Fred to pop the question. Will he? Will she? JOHN WEBB is still looking for the can of elbow-grease in Mr. Reed's closet. Any clues, John? SHARON SOPER has just returned from Reno, Nevada with her 6th. divorce decree. Her policy is still love'em and leave’em. KAY WEBB is now married to Roger Fisk and has a lot of little Fisks running around. BONNIE WARD has used her IBM training to find the shortest route to Harrisville. LOWELL BROWN has traded his truck for a 1973 Spaceship and now instead of hot-rodding in Edwards, he does it in outer-space. FRANK BOYD is operating his own still. Is it cheaper, Frank? SALLY SCHRYER is now a secretary for General Motors and finds the bosses lap very soft. MARY CLINTSMAN is the Dietician at E. C. S. The menu for this year is pizza and pop. CECIL BROWN has taken his father's place in driving one of the school buses. He's an even worse driver than his father was! GERALD BARKER is making the service his career. He just can't seem to get off K. P. JOHN JONES is in Air Force and is flying high but only in one direction-toward Patty. PHILLIP SOPER and all the little red-headed Sopers have replaced the Lennon Sisters on the Lawrence Welk show as a family guitar team. ILHAN UGUREL recently visited Edwards and returned several girls who had insisted on going to Turkey when he left. SALLY WASHBURN still spends most of her summer on Rock Island, but not alone. Dont get burned, Sally! DOREEN BISHOP has finally learned to play the guitar and has started her own band. They are called The Bopping Bishops”. JOHN SKELDON has just completed State Trooper training. He's finally decided if you can't lick them, join them. PAT LUMLEY is a famous gym teacher and has just completed a world tour demonstrating a double twist somersault. MARILYN SLOAN has finally settled down on a large ranch. She now has a herd of twelve little Mackims.

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HALL OF FAME Ilhan Ugurel BEST LOOKING Doreen Bishop Ilhan Ugurel MOST STUDIOUS Kathryn Cleland Carl Randall BIGGEST WOLF Kay Webb Ilhan Ugurel BEST DRESSED Sally Schryer John Webb CLASS BABY Kay Webb Carl Randall MOST ATHLETIC Doreen Bishop Franklin Boyd MOST TALKATIVE Kay Webb Lowell Brown MOST CHANGEABLE Earlene Washburn Phillip Soper BEST MUSICIAN Kathryn Cleland Carl Randall BIGGEST LOAFER Patricia Lumley Ilhan Ugurel MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Kathryn Cleland Fay Bridgeland TEACHER'S PET Kay Webb Ilhan Ugurel MOST POLITE Kathryn Cleland Ilhan Ugurel MOST QUIET Barbara Brown Carl Randall MOST TARDY Patricia Lumley John Jones MOST ROMANTIC Sharon Soper Cecil Brown BIGGEST PEST Kay Webb Carl Randall WITTIEST Earlene Washburn Ilhan Ugurel MOST RELIABLE Kathryn Cleland

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 CLASS WILL” We the class of 1963, with our generous and overflowing hearts leave the following to our up coming classmates. I FAY BRIDGELAND, leave a certain rock outside of Edwards to someone with a bull- dozer. I KATHY CLELAND, leave my shoe collection to Charlotte Evans and Carol Randall. Too bad their feet are smaller. I JOHN JONES, leave my ability to get out of Mrs. Holmes study hall to some deserv- ing soul. I KAY WEBB, leave my hot rod techiques to the next expert driver. Heaven only knows they'll need it! I, FRANK BOYD, leave to an energetic studious student a quiet sutdy hall 8th period, with no one other than Mrs. Tait. I BARBARA BROWN, leave my quiet ways to Beatrice Bressette. God only knows that she needs it. I, JOHN WEBB, leave to Mr. Reed a new can of elbow grease for the shop. I, PATTIE LUMLEY, leave my great supply of ace-bandages to any up and coming clumsy fool, also I leave my ability to Betty Hurley to break up all study hall's with laughter. I, JOHN SKELDON, leave my ability to bend fence posts to Stanley Harris. Take it easy Stan. I, MARY CLINTSMAN, leave to Bob Bachner, a stick of gum to keep his mouth going. I, CARL RANDALL leave my position of God's gift to women to Bob Watson and to Joan Ferry, I leave all my love. I, MARILYN SLOAN, leave to Glenn Goodale, my position on the cheering squad. Good Luck, Glenn. I, DOUG JONES, leave my method for squeezing out an extra point in J. D. W. 's History class to Gary Woods. I, SHARON SOPER, leave all my boyfirend problems to Barbara Cameron. Here's hoping you’re luckier than I was. I, GERALD BARKER, leave my ability to see something good in all blondes to Ronnie Peck. I, BONNIE WARD, leave some of my quiet ways to Brenda Pascoe. I, PHIL SOPER, leave my profession in guitar playing to Roger Noble. You need it Roger. I, DOREEN BISHOP, leave transportation for Karen Allen to get to go to those square dances that I never went to. I, CECIL BROWN, leave to Willie Watson my height so he can dunk the ball. I, SALLY SCHRYER, leave my ability to bowl a great game to Rodie Jones. Heavenknows he needs it. Come on Rodie bowl a perfect game for everyone knows I'm perfect. I, ILHAN UGUREL, leave my unique ability in basketball to someone who needs it. I, SALLY WASHBURN, leave Brenda Todd (Mouse) 6 of my height. This makes us each about 5’ tall. Who says we can't see eye to eye? I, LOWELL BROWN, leave all my girlfriends, except Margie French, to Bill Schryer and to Margie, I leave all my undevoted love.