Edmundson Memorial School of Nursing - Bluff Yearbook (Council Bluffs, IA)

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THE BLUFF BY THEIR WORDS YE SHALL KNOVV THEM Dr. Howard- Hell's Bells - ! ! ! ! S 'Q ? ? f 'l' ! !- Dr. Hill- Oh, now I'm not gonna hurt you. Dr. Bellinger-+ Now please, dear, a sponge, if you please. Thank you! Mrs. Louief My dear girl, we don't need all these lights on. Dr. Macrae- For God's sake, sponge! Oh, I forgot, you don't know anything!' Dr. Jack Treynor- It's the devil's own job to convince some people. Miss White- Oh, my blessed! Dr. Werndorff- Oh, be careful, I lost them vunce! Dr. Augustine- Now, if I'd had that knife an hour ago we'd be through by this time. Miss Walker- I've written home for money for the annual so often that I'm going to tell them that it comes out in volumes. Tollefson- Give me some paper, will ya? Gaver- News, writing, sand or blotting. Larsen ttwo years agoj-- Where are you from? Schulze- South Dakota. Larsen- My! You don't talk like a Southernerf' Patient4 There's aqfly in my ice cream, nurse. Miss Bakerf Let him freeze, it will teach him a lesson. The little rascal was in the soup last night. Love is like an onion, We eat it with delight, But when it's gone we wonder Whatever made us bite. -Dr. Best. Jack- Hello, Chuck! Been hunting? Chuck- Yes, Jack- Shoot anything? Chucks- Shot my dog. Jackv Was he mad? Chuck- Well, he didn't act any too darned pleased. Erick- Why does a stork stand on one foot? Ranney- If he lifted the other one up he'd fall down. Grandma tat bedtimej- How nicely you say your prayers, dear. Lucy Ann Howard- Oh, that's nothing. Just wait till you hear me garglef' First Senior- Do you know how old Dr. Thurston is? Second Senior- No, he hasn't told us any of his jokes yet, Culver4 I wouldn't touch Dr. Johnson with a ten-foot po1e. Adamson- Why? What's the matter with him? Culver4 Oh, nothing! Only it would look so silly. Inquisitive Patient to Nurse- Does that Dr, Beymer know his eggs or is he just good looking? -,40.,

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l 9 Aunt Jennie S Jests Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore, So much the better, you may laugh the more. PUZZLES S500 to the best answer as to why:- Dr. Augustine is always in a hurry. The second Hoor girls at the Home are so good to answer the phone Dr. Macrae tells so many risque jokes. Dr. Bellinger calls all the nurses Dear The Juniors have so much respect for the Seniors. Dr. Hanchett always rips his B.V.D.'s in the back. Dr. Moth is never seen without his cigar. Dr. Best always listens to the noon programs over K.0.I.l.. Dr Hill has discarded his red socks. Dr. Beynier dresses so sporty even though married.

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