Edison Middle School - Wizard Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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, if Miss Dodds lexplaining senTencel: Now waTch The board closely and l'll run Through iT again. ' ' T Opal CallanTine: Say, There's going To be a big dance aT The Union 'STaTion TonighT. Jack Manns: Oh! LeT's go. Who's giv- ing iT? Q , Opal: Two Trains are going ToCharlesTon. V . , V . - 1 x Eugene LamberT:. How did you make your neighbor keep his 'hens in his own yard? l f Billy Geller: One nighT Ii hid 'a halT1 dozen eggs under a bush in my garden and The nexT day l leT him see me gaTher Them. l wasn'TboThered aTTer ThaT. - T N Joe STrock: When l was a baby l was leTT an orphan. ClesTine Gasparro: WhaT did you do wiTh iT? . ,g T i . Omar Sherwoodti I hear you've gone'inTo Truck Tarming. . G T Bernard WaTTs: Aw, you can'T kidl me. You,can'T raise Trucks. They come Trom a TacTory. T X Q. . Q An elderly genTleman called aT The oTTice one day and said To The principal: l Think my grandson, Jack STeiner,i isbenrolled in This school. May l speak To him Tor a Tew minuTes? ' T Q X l'm sorry, replied Mr. GouleT, buT he'is gone To aTTend your Tuneral. P i , ' Claude Woolard: Did you ever see a Three dollar bill? T - ErnesT Ugalde: NOQ . A f ' 'Claudep P Well, here's one Trom my denTisT. , c X i , T Mr. Penny larriving wiTh Tamily Tor dinnerl: Please announce Mr. and Mrs, Penny and daughTer., ' A' T P P NewVServanT lannouncing in loud voicel: Three CenTs. 1 ' f Qs i ' ' A f LiTTle Girl lrushing inTo docTor's oTTicel: Please. Docjror, come aT once To TaTher. lVloTher's Taken his TemperaTure andiT's gone down. ' T A T , T DocTor: ThaT's all righT, my dear, ThaTfs splendid. A , 1 LiTTle Girl:-'Tain'T all righT. lT's gone down. 'Es syvallered iT. W Fiffyltbree

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Fikyfhvo y , Judge: Whal' possible excuse could you have for acquiH'ing 'rhe prisoner? I Foreman: lnsaniry. yourl-lonor. ' Judge: Wha'r?. All +welve of you? ' Tramp: Lady, could you give an slarving man a bile? f T ' Lady: Sure. Sic him, Fido. A T Doc+or: Your boy is all right All he needs is a li1'He soap and wafer. f. Anxiousllvlolherz Before or alifer meals? Cuslomer: You said, 'lhis blankel' was all wool: Yel' i+'s. marked colrlon. Clerk: Oh. 'rha'r's iusr 'ro fool +he mo1'hs. , Eileen,Simpson:' Why do you sil' lhere and scraich your head? ' in i I Frank Beach: l'm lhe only one who knows where if ilches. R J ' Donald AWalker: Say, Jim, l hear you failed in English. ls l'ha'r 'rr.ue?. i Jim Ellis: yYes. Miss Reilly asked me lo wrire an essay on +he Resull of Laziness and l sen+:in a blank piece of paper. J T M' 'Telegram 'ro Friend. Washoulon line. Cannol' come. ' Reply? Come. anyway. Borrow a shirl. X Ekciled Teacher,.l+rying l'o':c1uie+ noisy classl: Order, please. X T Eugene Lamberl: l-lam sandwich. ' V Two Scorchmen made a wager of +wo cen+s as +o'Who could slay under fhe wafer lhe longer. They bolh drowned. V , J Melbah Jackson: Whal does D. C. mean afler Washinglon? y Jack Sleinerz Don'l' you know 'lha'l? DQ C. means Daddy of His Counlry. lvlaucle Bryianlz Where shall we eal? EdwardMorris,on:g Le'r's eafup 'rhe slreel. g Maude: - Naw, l don'+ likeasph-all. ' .H Ralph Craddock: lihear 'your falher. is I . . I . ' 4 Al Sanada: Yes. AA ' T H ' Ralph: ls his malady conragious? W Al: D l hope no+. .The'doc+or- says he is suffering from overwork. , is

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Fifty-ffoyur , 'S-.-. Literary Staff I A Aileen Burqe, Ediior' E Charles Loqerwell, Associalre Ediror' Opal Callanrine, Eilfiel Lee Dozorelz Shirley Baker i Geraldine Cain Elaine Barreile M Ediili Cordil ' Mary Jane Weliing Maude Bryani . Donald Walker Alice Bell Y James- Ellis Monroe Preslar i Are Staff yi y Associaie Ediror Omar Sherwood Eugene Lamberr Lillian Rich Iris Wolcori Karlwerine Wilcox V Anneiie Temmins Rurli l-lulshof A Alice Norion Lucile Brani Tessa Jean Fulkerson N . V Claude, Woolard, Ari Ediior Bobby l-lirsclwlaerg, Asgociaie Ediior Enedina Flores Emmylou Pilclier Raymond Nunn Vincenr Nunn Delmar Berliurum Jimmie Sciarra Elmer Millimore Conrad Dillman Garland Sievanus 1 George Perlcins iieynold Voeliy X