Edison Middle School - Wizard Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Short sighted lady: fln a groceryj Is that the head cheese over there ? Salesman: No, ma'am, that's one of his assistants. if 0 8 Bill: What part of the body is the fray ? Miss Gray: Fray? What are you talking about? Bill: It says here that Ivan-hoe was Wounded in the Fray. O If ll We have the safest railway in the World Where I come from. A collision on our line is absolutely impossible. Ulmpossible? How can you be so sure? We've only got one train. if Sk III Barber: And how do you Want your hair cut, little man ? B7: Like my dad's, with a hole in the top. ik ll' 41 Gertude: Our Chinese laundryman has named his son after Lindbergh. Allyne: Charles or Lindy? Gertude: Neither, One 'Long Hop. 42 C IK Ranger: Fishing is not allowed here. Jose: 'Tm not iishing. I'm experimenting to see how long a Worm can live under water. Ii vi S Judge: When you work, what do you do ? Prisoner: 'Tm an organist. Judge: How can a man with such a talent as your's ever be out of a job ? Prisoner: My monkey died. ak if if B8-er: My brother takes up Spanish, French, Italian, Hebrew, German and Scotch. Mr. Shoemaker: Goodness! Where does he study ? B8-er: Study? He doesn't. I-Ie runs an elevator. ' Ik I Il' Editor: This line is devoted to Philip. Reader: To Philip who 7 Editor: To Philip Space. Page One Hundred and Thirty-seven

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Faculty Fads ' '- I Our teachers Work hard, you'll agree, But outside they have fun, as you'll see, While they teach for a living Their spare time they're giving To fads that are queer as can be. II Our big shot is Mr. Goulet, I-Ie's the principal here all the day. But when school days are o'er, He shoots shafts by the score, Taking cups as an archer, they say. III A teacher of foods is Miss Light. She makes things for the palate's delight. But it's golf she enjoys, And her spare time employs Working up a good, strong appetite. IV Mr. Cunningham teaches you see, English classes from eight until three. But he spends his spare time, Hunting Words that Will rhyme. He Writes verse, either classic or free. V Mr. Davis puts in his school day, Teaching adding and taking away, Yet he Writes Without stint, And he bursts into print In a most intellectual Way. VI Mrs. Phillips has found a new place, For old silks, for old satin and lace. She's been stung by the bug, That resides in the rug. Though it's Art that she teaches With grace, Page One H umlred and Thirty-nizw