Edison Middle School - Wizard Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Short sighted lady: fln a groceryj Is that the head cheese over there ? Salesman: No, ma'am, that's one of his assistants. if 0 8 Bill: What part of the body is the fray ? Miss Gray: Fray? What are you talking about? Bill: It says here that Ivan-hoe was Wounded in the Fray. O If ll We have the safest railway in the World Where I come from. A collision on our line is absolutely impossible. Ulmpossible? How can you be so sure? We've only got one train. if Sk III Barber: And how do you Want your hair cut, little man ? B7: Like my dad's, with a hole in the top. ik ll' 41 Gertude: Our Chinese laundryman has named his son after Lindbergh. Allyne: Charles or Lindy? Gertude: Neither, One 'Long Hop. 42 C IK Ranger: Fishing is not allowed here. Jose: 'Tm not iishing. I'm experimenting to see how long a Worm can live under water. Ii vi S Judge: When you work, what do you do ? Prisoner: 'Tm an organist. Judge: How can a man with such a talent as your's ever be out of a job ? Prisoner: My monkey died. ak if if B8-er: My brother takes up Spanish, French, Italian, Hebrew, German and Scotch. Mr. Shoemaker: Goodness! Where does he study ? B8-er: Study? He doesn't. I-Ie runs an elevator. ' Ik I Il' Editor: This line is devoted to Philip. Reader: To Philip who 7 Editor: To Philip Space. Page One Hundred and Thirty-seven

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