Edison Middle School - Wizard Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Father: And that, my son, is the story of my experi- ences in the World War. Son: But Dad, what was the rest of the army used for? 2 8 P!! Wife: Did you put the cat out ? Husband: I did'nt know he was on fire. if il! Pk Bob Sarro: Why were there such crowds in the West- ern Union ofiices during the eclipse last April? Harold R.: Hadn't you heard? All the Scotchmen in town were trying to send night letters. SF TF PF Gil: Don't strike that match here: this tank is full of gasp: . Bill: Don't worry, it's alright. This is a safety match. 214 Pl' Dk . Doctor: Didn't you see the Poison sign on that can ? B7: Yes sir, but I didn't believe it. Doctor: Why not? B7: Well, right under Poison it said Lye. PK wk H4 . Dryden: When was Rome built? : At night. Mr. Dryden: Who told you that '? A9: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. Ik Pk if Traffic Cop: CPointing to an overturned load of hayj Hadn't you better go and tell your boss about this acci- dent? Farmer's Boy: He knows about it already. Traiiic Cop: It just happened. How could he know about it? Farmer's Boy: Well, you see, he's under the hay. :if Sli Ik Lady: I say, engineer, what is the average life of a locomotive? ' Flngineer' Oh. about 30 years ma'am. Lady: I should think such a tough looking thing should last longer than that. ' Engineer: Well, perhaps it would if it dic'n't smoke so much. Mr A9 Page One Hundred and Thirty-five

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Short sighted lady: fln a groceryj Is that the head cheese over there ? Salesman: No, ma'am, that's one of his assistants. if 0 8 Bill: What part of the body is the fray ? Miss Gray: Fray? What are you talking about? Bill: It says here that Ivan-hoe was Wounded in the Fray. O If ll We have the safest railway in the World Where I come from. A collision on our line is absolutely impossible. Ulmpossible? How can you be so sure? We've only got one train. if Sk III Barber: And how do you Want your hair cut, little man ? B7: Like my dad's, with a hole in the top. ik ll' 41 Gertude: Our Chinese laundryman has named his son after Lindbergh. Allyne: Charles or Lindy? Gertude: Neither, One 'Long Hop. 42 C IK Ranger: Fishing is not allowed here. Jose: 'Tm not iishing. I'm experimenting to see how long a Worm can live under water. Ii vi S Judge: When you work, what do you do ? Prisoner: 'Tm an organist. Judge: How can a man with such a talent as your's ever be out of a job ? Prisoner: My monkey died. ak if if B8-er: My brother takes up Spanish, French, Italian, Hebrew, German and Scotch. Mr. Shoemaker: Goodness! Where does he study ? B8-er: Study? He doesn't. I-Ie runs an elevator. ' Ik I Il' Editor: This line is devoted to Philip. Reader: To Philip who 7 Editor: To Philip Space. Page One Hundred and Thirty-seven