Edison Middle School - Wizard Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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Miss Ross: Howard, if I cut a piece of meat in two what would I have '? Howard Kacy: I-Ialvesf' Miss Ross: If I cut it again ? Kacy: Quarters Miss Ross: Again? Kacy: Eighths. Miss Ross: Again? Kacy: Sixteenths. Miss Ross: Again? Kacy: Thirty-seconds. Miss Ross: Again ? Kacy: Hamburger ' :if Bk wk 37 !? Scoutmaster: Time flies. Tenderfoot: You can't. They go too fast. 34 251 PF Tourist: COn observation carb Isn't this air exhila- rating? Porter: No sah, dis air Jacksonville. lk Ik Sk Mr. Thomson: What was George Washington noted for ? Jasper: His memory. Mr. Thompson: What makes you think his memory was so great? J asper: They erected a monument to it. ik ac FF The reason a Scotchman is witty is that it's a gift. Page One Hundred and Thirty-th'ree

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Father: And that, my son, is the story of my experi- ences in the World War. Son: But Dad, what was the rest of the army used for? 2 8 P!! Wife: Did you put the cat out ? Husband: I did'nt know he was on fire. if il! Pk Bob Sarro: Why were there such crowds in the West- ern Union ofiices during the eclipse last April? Harold R.: Hadn't you heard? All the Scotchmen in town were trying to send night letters. SF TF PF Gil: Don't strike that match here: this tank is full of gasp: . Bill: Don't worry, it's alright. This is a safety match. 214 Pl' Dk . Doctor: Didn't you see the Poison sign on that can ? B7: Yes sir, but I didn't believe it. Doctor: Why not? B7: Well, right under Poison it said Lye. PK wk H4 . Dryden: When was Rome built? : At night. Mr. Dryden: Who told you that '? A9: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. Ik Pk if Traffic Cop: CPointing to an overturned load of hayj Hadn't you better go and tell your boss about this acci- dent? Farmer's Boy: He knows about it already. Traiiic Cop: It just happened. How could he know about it? Farmer's Boy: Well, you see, he's under the hay. :if Sli Ik Lady: I say, engineer, what is the average life of a locomotive? ' Flngineer' Oh. about 30 years ma'am. Lady: I should think such a tough looking thing should last longer than that. ' Engineer: Well, perhaps it would if it dic'n't smoke so much. Mr A9 Page One Hundred and Thirty-five