Edinboro High School - Turtle Yearbook (Edinboro, PA)

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FAREWELL TO E. H. S. The class ol 1946, lull of years and wisdom, being ready to cast oil this robe of mortality and pass forever to immortality, and being willing to have those who follow profit by our considerable store ol lcnowledge, experience, and other impedimenta, dc hereby and hereupon sign a hearty farewell. We leave little undone-we have tried everything. Time must go on, and so must we, and Find our place in the world, May we thus part, saying that it was a swell party, and an experience which we will all long remember. l-lere's hoping that when we are old and gray we will not need to loolc baclc and say Nl-low l wish l would have worked in school and learned something. It would have been so helpful now. . jf!-me 'TWH-Jlqk W riff' M . f Q: g, ' XS. 5!'J 6tLMWg yvfitlihly of M qi: ' Eiititwffigi ,ij UM llfrftff ta MQW NJQBfQQV.a1ffM, gi lffaflffiiffgffr EVMll?wt?5f,,1Rr 'F i '?

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Entering the city limits oi l.ltopia, we observed the sign which said, Utopia, iounded 1954 by Catherine and Martha Davis. The doctor and l decided that the girls must have become bored by liie on Earth, and decided to get away from it all. That night my sleep was troubled by a sign blinking outside my window. Just as l pulled the shade l looked closer and read l mind anyone s business lor a price signed, available Hasbrouck. The next day we moved on to Mars. Beside a canal was a little park in which stood a monument. lt was a memorial to Joseph Petrov who aided so much in famous irrigation project. Mr. Petrov was at present working on a plan to bring water to the moon. As we stood there gazing at the monument we heard scmething and turned in time to catch a glimpse oi Frank l-lerrmann driving one oi the tractors he was selling. Later we strolled through a gigantic orchard of all kinds ol lruit. A worker told us that it was owned by l'larold Campbell, and that ever since he was elected President oi the Red-l-leaded League he has grown withery but red colored iruit. When we reached Earth l thanked Dr. Alcorn lor the delightful trip, said good- bye and took the first bus to Edinboro. Edinboro, you know, is one ol the largest cities on the planet. It is second only to McLane. Edinboro owes its rapid growth to l-lomer Hutchison who pioneered in city planning alter receiving the basic funda- mentals in P. Q. D. class. The outstanding organization of the city is the Womenis Club organized by Miss Pearl l-layes. l decided the next day to make a complete tourvol the planets so l set out lor Venus. Venus is best known lor her beauty, so l wasn t surprised to Find Betty Sedor running a beauty parlor there. As l stood, gazing at the billboard oi a theater which featured the First lady oi the stage and screen, Marion Briggs, l heard a deep loud voice call out my name. l turned around only to have my hand seized by John McLaughlin's mighty Fist. l hadnit seen John since he had become the mightiest mortal in the universe. l'lis UDynamic Relaxation course really builds men. Later l set out lor Mercury, the playground oi the planets. As l approached the planet a loud rumble drowned out, even the motors oi my ship. It was a roller skating rink, and the largest one l had ever seen. The sign was painted on the roof: 'Rugula's Rocket Roller l2ink', L. Rugula, proprietor. l went inside and received a pair of one wheeled skates which l lound l could not stand up on. Two skating in- structors rushed to my aid. They were Marion Roos and Velma Robbins. They ex- plained that the skates were their own invention and that they had taught many famous people how to skate on the 'Robbins' skate. Leaving l traveled until l saw below me a beautiiul lake. Cn my map it was chartered 'iAbinboro Lake, but l did not learn until later that it had been discovered by Bob Stevenson who had come in search oi a spot to open his boat bicycle car and air sled livery. l had some motor trouble while Flying over the Mercuria Alps and l was lorced to make a landing among them. l climbed out to look at my engine but was lured to the edge of a clump oibushes by some yodeling. l saw seated on the edge oi the clill, Paul l'lale and Mary Ann porter. l assumed that paul was trying out a new kind oi yodel, and lor that and other reasons, l decided l should not bother them. l signaled a ship that was Flying overhead. It was piloted by Lois Decker, oi the Decker Detective Agency. Lois took me back to a small village that turned out to be the training camp of the Mercurian Mugwumps. The ball club was owned by Ton. Joel Fuller who was now in the senate. Manager Gene Tucci showed me around t e camp. l obtained some spare parts and returned to my rocket. l fixed the motor in no time at all. As l flew back to Earth l lelt that, alter all, the years spent attending Edin- boro l-ligh School had not been in vain. Few other classes could equal ours.

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JUNIORS Row 'lz H. Wellman, M. Belyan, C. Florelc, M. Wright, E. Porter, W. Harper, S Caulman, N. Dillen, H. Cap, E. Slcallco, Z. Peterson, M. Riley, F. Williams. Row SZ: Miss Qlrazia, D. Dowler, D. Hostettler, P. Rockwell, E. Kingen, G. Klempay Y. Sherwood, G. Tau, J. Schiedemantel, S. Mulcina, B. Kiehl, P. Arris, L. Pristis, M Sauers, F. Emerson, G. Peters. Row 3: A. Rowland, A. Batchelor, D. Porter, R. Walicer, J. Clover, G. Emerson, J fggflcmees, Millspaw, l. Heclcer, G. Cochran, J. Oiiner, D. Lawrence, G. Peters . arne . Junior Class Officers President-Marcella Sauers Vice President-Andrew Batchelor Secretary-Catherine Florelc Treasurer-Zelma Peterson Class Advisor-Miss Ofrazia