Edgewood High School - Sylvan Yearbook (Edgewood, PA)

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Life's candid cameramen, VVarren Moore and Walter Keown, are snapping an informal pose of New York's most popular night club hostess, Gerry Yarnall. This seasons debs are to serve as aids for tonight's performance. Those who have just arrived are: Mary Lewis, Mary Bonner, Mary Garbark, Margaret Hill, and Margaret E. VVeibel. Such a lavish display of the very latest gowns and most expensive furs! Mary and Margaret have stopped to admire the murals along the wall done by Mary Slocum, noted impressionist. Members of the diplomatic circle have just arrived-Senators james Mc- Dowell and Frank Curtis escorting Bettie Brown, the brilliant interpreter. Right behind them and seemingly in a great hurry are three of America's better known mannequins-Ena Robertson, Louise Caldwell, and Bettv Morrison. Naturallv they are wearing the creations of New York's most efclusive designers, Mes- demoiselles VVark. Grand Opera is represented tonight by the appearance of its favorite prima donna, Eleanore Creelman. As usual, she is accompanied by Doris Hutchinson. her personal secretary, and Sarah Ellen Gable, her press agent. Some one has stopped them at the door-heavens! It's that ever present figure, The Fuller Brush Manf' jack Lohr. He and his assistant, Alice Rundle, are passing out samples of their special potato brush. Richard Rodes, the famous archeologist who has just returned from Tim- buctoo, has arrived with some of the members of his expedition, namely: Rose Brennan, dietitiang Harold Leech, business manager: and Florence Kiernan, the expeditions trained nurse. They have all stopped to speak to some of their friends. Why, they're George Mowry and Harold Anderson who are engaged in trying to perfect technicolor. VVith them is that eccentric scientist. Reuben Helick, the inventor of the dry shower. Speaking of celebrities, there is that champion skater of skaters, Miss Vir- ginia Reid. Along with Miss Reid are Marie Horst, who we understand is traveling with Ted WHfFCI1,S Orchestra, that top-notch band formerly of Wilk- inshurg, Pa.. and Evelyn Humphrey, that special designer of Navy emblems. Here are a few members of the horsey set: Doris Cooke, who owns the famed Spur and Saddle stables, and Pat Spooner, her fellow enthusiast. VVe hear that Miss Cooke will let jockey Dean Haubrich wear her colors in the coming Virginia Preakness. You all have heard of the sensational night club, 13. Its proprietor and owner, ,lean Allen, is here tonight with Marjorie Springer, the world's First woman football coach. From all reports, she is quite a success. ,Nt last the long awaited moment has arrived-the lights are dimming, and the curtain is going up. XVe return you to the National Broadcasting Company for your next prograini Your announcer for this program has been Bert Mc- Cullough. Twflzfy-fnzfr

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Senior Class Prophecy Good evening, everyoneg this is station 1-9-3-7. Here we are again on the edge of that scintillating crowd in the foyer of the famous B. O. Bailey theater in New York, from where we are about to bring you a description of the Amer- ican Premiere of Mary Mitchell's powerful epic of the decade, Lawn with the Weed as produced by Theodore Chidester of Broadway. This program comes to you through the courtesy of Gibson's Golden Glow, that amazing new discovery for gout. NVe believe that nothing we can say will have more weight than the unsolicited testimony of just one of our satisfied users. I have here a letter from Mr. Harold Rogers, manager of the Isaly concern in New Martinsville, W. Va. He says, Having been forced to sit out most of the numbers at the Thanksgiving dance, I was willing to try most anything. A kind friend suggested Gibson's Golden Glow. Now I can shake a leg with the best of them. Ask your friends about the merits of our product and remember our slogan, Gout grovels before Gibson's Golden Glow. It's just fifteen minutes before the curtain and in the meantime I'll try to give you a brief sketch of this crowd. From the pit you can hear the Lombardo-- like strains of Bob Costlyfs string ensemble. Directly to our right is the press sectiong we can see Elthena Cusic filling a notebook with items for her society column. Standing beside her is Robert Dawson, that discriminating critic on whose opinion rests the future of this production. His comments can make or break tonight's stars-Helen Crowell, the recent discovery of talent scout, Keith Miller, and her leading man, William Hain, recently recruited from the Princeton Triangle Show. Oh, this IS a pleasure! Here comes Fraulein Jean Hill on the arm of Baron Van Kennen. creators of the same roles on the continent. Of course, that great character artist, Bob Haubrich, can be counted upon for his usual ster- ling performance. And, alighting from their Packard 12, I can see the charming twin of the internationally known tennis queen, Jean Adelle Boon, on the arm of her husband, William Horne, the famous engineer who specializes in building bridges. Ac- companying them is Mr. Horne's associate, julian Atkins, the designer. just passing the mike is Captain Michael of the S. S. Helena. Captain Michael, you know, was responsible for the daring rescue of that ill-fated trans- Pacific expedition attempted by Ursula Bigley and Evelyn Grollmus. There seems to be quite a commotion out front-just a moment, we'll have the details for you ---- NVell, it was a fight. jack Wightman, one of the stock players, turned on his constant companion, Bud Wills, and clipped him not so playfully. The doorman, Paul Johnston, tried to separate them but it took house detective, Tom O'Donnell, and his assistant, Dave Kinzer, to quell the fracas. Dr. Gilbert Long, who happened to be standing near, reports no serious injuries. It is our private opinion that it was nothing but a publicity stunt arranged by Marton Hass. And here comes that outstandingly successful editor of the Chicago Sun, Miss Jeanne Culver. VVe hear she is wearing an engagement ring, and it must be true for she is accompanied by that well-known authority on engagements, Mrs. A. B. Cormnan, formerly our own Bettie Lloyd. Here is someone you women will recognize, Mary Corbin, who writes the daily column. The Housewife's Helpmatef' Her escort is Don jones, president of the Motors In General Corporation about the merger of which you no doubt read in the newspapers. This merger consumed the smaller company which was formerly managed by Roy Evans. Twmzty-Ilzrcc

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The SYl.VAN1'qi'? i Senior Class Will We, the class of 1937 of Edgewood High School, being sound in both mind C ?j and body, do hereby make known our last will and testament: SEc'r1oN I A. For future reference we leave the multi-autographed books, desks, walls, etc., to whoever wants them. B. To everyone we leave the memory of Cooke's and Garbark's silly prattle. C. To study hall we leave all the gum -we stuck under the desks there. D. To future addicts of chemistry we bequeath the beautiful rubber aprons and the very un-beautiful but permeating odors of the lab. SEC'r1oN II A. To the class of '38 we leave the responsibility of leading chapel, secur- ing programs. and compounding a new appreciation speech for the chapel speakers. B. To Miss Ayers we bequeath the stimulating memory of her two rattle- brained typists, Wightman and Wills. C. To the juniors we leave, with all our best wishes, the worry of publish- ing a Sylvan. D. To the incoming freshies we leave Mr. Crouse and Mr. Schrock with the hope that unlike us they will heed the first bell. li. To any rising genius we leave Reuben Helick's fertile and inventive imagination. F. To the juniors also we leave our seats of honor in the front of chapel, with the warning that you just can't study 'way up there. G. To Mr. Crouse and Mr. Schrock we leave the task of initiating green freshies into the dizzy routine of high school. H. To the one who needs it we leave Jeannie Culver's executive ability. I. To Mr. Schrock we leave our astonishing oratorical ability, with the hope that he will hold us up as a shining example to future seniors. J. To the poor, poor juniors we leave Macbeth, American Literature, The Bunker Hill Oration, VVashington's Farewell Address. and all the other nightmares of Senior English. K. To Miss Miller we leave the sorrowful memory of our outstanding abil- ity to murder the English language. S12c'1'IoN III A. To the faculty and the school we leave our thanks and gratitude for four of the grandest years of our lives. VVe hereupon place our signature a11d seal upon this document on this ninth day of June in the year of our Lord. one thousand nine hundred and thirty-seven. and do hereby appoint and designate Albert Glessner executor of said will and testament. 'ill Signed, Tim Cr.Ass or 237. Witnesses : Y. Knot Li'l Abner l. Dunno Petit Picpus Twenty-fi've