Edgewood High School - Aurigan Yearbook (West Covina, CA)

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Vicki Yotrj, knoyn by Kliitiil-f,..:i'f ,corv'11u-,mlv one and all, has wo and e spe cially deserves, the title of Most Insane, for re asons quite obvious to eve ryone who has had a chance to come in contact with her. There are not enough words to accurately describe Vicki, her actions do all the talking that is necessary. When Vicki is around, people look on in amazement, and wonder where she gets all her ener- gly. l've never seen any- t ing quite like her before, she doesn't have a serious bone in her body. While Vicki isn't scheming or cut- ting up, she is active in pep squad and after graduating is unsure on what she wants to do, and where she wants to go. Pr' . retorted io as Ffl8Cl'vf'PLl'S EvilKxu-wil 'or big Red , has unanimously won the title for Most Insane. Kurt, between trips to the hospital, occasionally rides his Suzuki 400. Be- cause Kurt is such an expert rider, he is tentatively be- ing sponsored by Gemini Motorcycles. In September, Kurt plans to continue school at Mt. Sac, but is not quite sure what his future plans are after that. Kurt was questioned a- bout what he would ask for if given three wishes, but due to schoolcensorship we were unable to print them. He did, however, say his pet peeves are flat tires, tickets, and dull Friday nights. , ER Q! L- V s jg, .r . Hi - , -Q , - me vi .. - kv f , ,. gtg 4 ' , . 1 A ' 4 Sei- - ' , ' s- I 3 A .. s . 4 ' .- ' g so , , 1 'tw--:B , .' f - Q 'x f I ' -, fi'iv3,QQ!UaE ..Q,f?-5 ,'f'5v?'3' 5 1 A I ft w w , f Y , Iili TT' l s -s'2-Ei' 'FM ft 1 H X BE TIG The peop eof Edgewood I-LS, have voted Margaret Lucero, Kisser ofthe Year . She has a very tilght schedule, but somehow a ways finds a few minutes of each day to devote to practicing with her new est kissingpartner. Since she has started train- ing she has increased her tongue span by 1f4 inch and she can bench txess up to five pounds. She has an ex- ceptionally strong tongue, which most likel comes from years of caretkiil train- ing and long hours of prac- tice. Amon withher sched- ule referred to above, are Trojanaires, working on the Iliad and Odyssey sta fs, be - ing a member of Atheneans, and she is also an ex -Hag twirler and pep squad mem- ber. But, all these activi- ties only take second to her tutoring services and les- sons, all for a small fee of course. fFor further infor- mation call 333-4283, Dave Elliot, or the guy with the Liquid Labios , was chosen as this year's Best Kisser . There is no doubt that Dave was best contendor and, unlike most athletes, Dave says that it's allin the action fand we don't mean wristj. But besides walldng around cam- pus with his Magic Mug Dave is a talente art stu- dent, plays guitar in his own band--H T DAVE AND HIS HOT LICKS, playstennistill 4:30 in the morning--SURE YOU WERE DAVE: and was captain of this years Varsity Swim Team. Being very versatile, Dave has otten the transfer nethod gown quite well. He has now found a way to continue his swim strokes out of the water. From this show of talent we feel Dave will make it all the way - occupation wise. Dave is now the leading practitioner in tongue ailments. is K TROJAN TWOSO E what goestogether like pickels and peanut butter mus- tard and chocolate sauce, vinegar and milk? Only one thing, Sherry Rosencranz and Greg Frank. This could be the rea- son that they were licked for this year's Trojan Twosome fplusthe fact that they have been going steady for more than eighteen yearsj. One may wonder where they met Cand if you don't, l'll tell you anywayl. They met in the hospital. They were born on the same day at the same time and two days later Greg Gave Sherry his class ring and they started going steady, qOne reason they have gone steady so long is that she can't get the ring off her finger since she has grown so muchl. When we asked them what attracted them they said that it was love at first sight.

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MOST TALENTED It is not often that we at Edgewood High School are honored with such tal- ent and beauty rolled up in one, so it is only right that this dyear's most talented shoul go to the one and only DEBI GRANNEMEN. Deb- bie, or Bubbles as she's nick- named by her friends, is a fabulous dancer and show- man Cand some of us have seen some of the shows that her and her boyfriend have given us on the senior qu adl. Debbie has been a member of pep squad this year and you can see her at rallies signing autographs for her many ans. Future plans in- clude makin and starrin in the story og her life witg an all star cast and Burt Reynolds as Mike Hernandez. After this is done she will retire and become a meek and mild housewife. How would you like a date with the most talented guyoncampus? Well, here e is, Mr. Everythin . Keith Wetzelis our jack -og- all-tradeson campus and to top it off, he is a perfec- tionist at everything he does. A few of his special- ties are art, drama, and swimming. He has won numerous awards for his art- work in both city and state contests--- colla es, oils, pastels, and just :Shout any- thing you can think of. As for Keith's acting ability, I'd say his perfor- mances speak for themselves He was the star in Blithe Spirit, and played a major role in the Black Comedy, MOST INTELLIGENT Being able to spot her 10 mi les by the candle in the window, you can see Linda Bosserman batting her beasy baby blues far into the night figuring out ways to become more intelligent. From all this effort Linda was chosen, if not in reality at least by looks, Most Intelligent. You can see Linda or the Blonde Bomb , dashing a nd other assorted thin s through the ASB on her daily d uti es as ASB President. Bossy Baby has received such honors as being the promi- nent editor of that campus classic, The Iliad and the only person who can be 10 feet above everyone else without using life-boy deo- dorant. We are sure Linda will re a c h a n INTELLI- GENT, SUCCESSFULLY HIGH LIFE, When they were handing out the brains Gor- don Hamachi 'went through the line twice. During his entire sentence at Ed e- wood he was one of the gew students who did not re- ceive a single F, D, or C for that matter. His senior year Gordon was able to pull off A s in Physics, Introduction to Col ege Math and Advanced Place- ment English. Yet Gordon still had time for some of his fun pastimes such as improving his chess game, translating War and Peace from the original Russian to Pig-Latin, and goving Einstein's Theor o Rel- 1t1V1 . As or 'e uture, Cordon plans to have his brain placed in alcohol and preserved in the Smith- sonian Institute. which were two of the most successful plays we've had all year. fOfcourse, the all ear. fOr' course, the fact Zlhat they w time theONLY two pla s t 's ear has nothing to do with thbeir suc- cess.J Keith has also par- ticipated in a few under- round flicks. However, we gre not allowed to disclose the names of these X-rated films in a fuvenile maga- zine. Keith is a regular Burt Reyno ld s when it comes to posing for nudies, and believes in the old say- in , If ou've otit, flaunt its Eyeryonegknows about Keith's body, but do they also knows a out his brains. Well, let metell you, Keith has brains aswell as bronze, which is proven by the fact that he's a four year veteran of CIF. BEST PARTY GIVER Edgewood's campus is known or its drunken brawl parties. At the top of the list of party givers, sitting on top of a ottle of Straw- berry Hill, isConnie Camp- bell. At one ofConnie's parties you can see such things as blood shot eyes, a mad rush towards the bath- room, laughing, stumbling, and passionate couples in dark corners. A Campbell party could be compared to an 'X rated movie. Not only does she have open parties but she plans little private parties by candle- light for her and Pat. After graduation Connie plans on going to Cal Poly, studying ehavioral science to be- come a psychologist. The thing Connie dis ikes most is phony people. Her acti- vities on carnpusinclude be - ing Secretary of Activities and she was a princess on the wrestling court. Lee Mascher, one who enjoys parties and some- times gives parties, was elected best party giver. When Lee has a party the house is loaded in more than one way with people. Along with the usual ice cream, punch, and cake, Lee's parties turn out pretty good. After graduation , because Lee has the great ability to' climb, he was consi ering becoming a mountainclimber or joining up with a circus, but due to his weakness in the knees, he just might end up at Cal Poly. When Lee isn't busy messinlg around and having a goo time, he enjoys going to school and spend- ing his time wisely.

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WOLF gl WOLFESS The title of wolfess this year cotifd not have gone to a more deserving person than Hot and Nasty Su- zanne Stoddard. Suzanne who has been dancing and singing since the age of 4, is currently atw0'year member of Tro- janaires. She plans to major in drama next year at Mt. Sac orCa1Po1y, and is hop- ing for a rewarding career in show business. Suzanne's hobbies in- clude water -skiing, going to the beach, and coming out when the moon is full to chase boys. After school Suzanne can commonly be seen crusing around in her green convertible mustang, which matches her seduc- tive green eyes. uzanne's goal in life is to be rich, happy, have 10 children, and a good hus- band. CWell, maybe not 'WWF' quite in that order.b Wolf Brad Huncovsky, alias Hunchy, must be t e biggest flirt on campus, for that is what his nickname reveals, Bradisoneof those Varsity football players and we all know what that means, wolf-wolf. His hobbies i n clud e motorcycles, girls, dirt bike ridingh and .... well, girls. Brad as a unique way Of sw eeping girls off their feet. He hops on his motorcycle and grabs his girls Cusuallty three or fourj and rides o f into the sunset. WhenBrad isn't in West Covina he can be found in the desert balying at the moon with ot ermembers of the Rim Runners Motor- c cle Club. This is a true characteristic of that wolf. t' '.. -4 f . -1'--yu ,n V, I . f gf 'A 3,1-sri ' , , . -5 . ,- - ug, fu 1 If .J K 1 Q 'QQ Anyone who has ever tried to talk to Cathy Gon- nella knows that she deserves the Wittiest title. There's never a dull moment when Cathy enters the conversa- tion because she always seems to amaze her peers with her incredible quick wit. When asked what her petpeeve was, Cathyreplied soggy cereal! Some of the ings Cathy likes to do mostin eworld are, going to the beach, skateboarding, eating ice cream cones, and reading comic books. Miss Gonne la is presently en- gaged to be married and glans to be wed in Novem- er of this year. Cathy's future involves settling down to a happyqand domestic life with her usband, and later MOST SPIRITED Jumping around and yelling at the top of her lungs proves that this year's Most Spirited is either Susie Matthews ofmore common- ly known Paula Pep Squad in the flesh. Susie won this coveted aw ard for having the loud- est cheers, the highest jumps and, in this time of apathy, the most school spirit. But basically Susie won because she hast e biggest mouth on campus. Susie's future plans are ITTIEST on, her fam ily. People say that Rey Fastis the wittiest person at this school. Rey has shown quick thinking and excel- lent timing. Once when Rey was getting ready for one of his world famous track meets he had the dis- pleasure of finding that when he took his sweat pants off in front of the stands, more than his sweat pants came down. But Rey being quick thinking and of course fast, came up with a funny little saying which had everyone laughing. Unfortunately we cannot tell you this saying do to censorship problems. Rey's hobbies are col- lecting goldfish and flush- in things down the toilet, fwhich sometimes go to- getherj. During Rey's spare time, like Friday and Sat- urday nights, you can see Rey watching Sesame Street for new jokes. Rey's other hobbies included being a member of the varsity foot- ball team, which nick- named him fumble fingers fast. Rey's plans for the fut- ure include becoming a famous bdllyda famous bellydancer and doing commercials for such companies as Dr. Pepper , Mounds, and the Bic Ba- nana. to continue school next year at Mt. SAC where she plans to become an airline stew- ardess. Presently her major hobby goes by t e name of Steve. When the term Most S piri t ed comes to you, what do you think? Well, it could mean a lot of things. It could mean that you drink a lot of booze which would make you full of spirits, or you could be reincarnated and become the Ghost of Christmas Past. In the Od- yssey, most spirited means only one thing, and that is Andre Jackson . Andre has spent a lot of time and nouble to become a yell leader, but we think mostly, trouble. He made up cheers that were so good that even the referees laugh- ed at them fafter they gave us technicalfouls for themj.